>Be single for 3 years
>Don't really crave sex
>Have a qt younger coworker
>Thick in all the right places
>Can't bang her
>Discover hooker that looks just like her
Fuckkk I wanna bang
man what site is this shes fine
>>29692782
Backpage. It's like a fucking meat market. If you go looking for nothing more than quick visits (15 minutes (it's all you really need)) you can bang hot chicks on the reg for 60-100 bucks
It's a cop, my man. Use Tinder and only swipe right on girls who say they're Polyamorous/Poly. They will give you the best head and do it for free most of the time. Just keep swiping right and looking at profiles until you find one. It's not as rare as you think. Then, ofc, you have to be at least attractive in some sense, even if you're fat or skinny. You best be at least a 6.5/10.
>>29692794
i can do it for free too once i dump my gf. i want to but its gon suck
>>29692809
kek She's not a cop, and the 'everyone is a cop' is a meme
>>29692822
>implying you absolutely know it's not a cop block account.
Were you in the resource room all of high school?
Be careful senpai.
Lardwhale lmao
>>29692857
I've already had her suck my pangus bro, unless cops go for the long con
>single for 3 years
>this is what /r9k/ has become
>>29692903
I'm a normie-capable individual with chronic depression that keeps me from wanting to do fuck all, but when I have to do shit like go in public to survive I can handle myself
Also
>ex was someone who lost her virginity cheating on me with a black friend of her brothers she had just met
>dated her for 7 years after
I fucking belong here
On the topic of being a real 'escort' and not a cop, I remember reading a thread about this site a year ago or so and a guy gave advice.
If the following is posted in some manner:
>no blacks
>no pimps
>no texts or blocked numbers
>no police affiliation
>links to rating websites
then they're most likely real.
He also said, as extra precaution for a first time with a new one, to basically sit in your car and be a creeper to scope the place out when you're supposed to meet and make it an out call.
Advice from something else related only to hookers not being cops was to make them grab your dick or something before you even show cash.
>>29692740
>$40 special
The special is herpes.
>>29692917
No you don't.
Get the fuck out normaltrash
You're just a failed normal who laughed at losers and had everything. Now you lost some of it and you come crying here saying you're one of us.
It's insulting.
>>29692918
I assume any Asian on there is a slave
>>29692938
Condom and she sucks like a vacuum. Never actually came from a blowjob until a minute after she started
5'2 145lbs. So you like fat girls?
>>29692886
>NO BLK MEN
She has me sold.
>>29692950
>who laughed at losers and had everything.
Quit projecting, just because you're full of hatred and jealously towards normies doesn't mean we all have some inherent hatred for you.
>>29692957
They're cheap
>Be European
>Go to a hooker
>Have sex, pay, and don't worry about being arrested because it's all legal
You Burgers seriously need to decriminalize prostitution like the rest of the civilized world.
>>29692969
Yea generally speaking fat girls suck dick for free.
>>29692951
>I assume any Asian on there is a slave
I've never used the site, but if I did any asian would be the first choice. I'll remember to ask.
>>29692971
What're the rates?
I'd imagine it would be everywhere here were it legalized, not to mention incredibly cheap. Thank you, capitalism.
