So, human. What would you like to offer in exchange of getting your very own..virgin girlfriend?
An arm...a leg.. maybe even half your lifespan? Tell me what it is you'd like to exchange, tell me how much it means to you.
I'll give you half of my remaining lifespan, not for a girl but for perfect mental health.
>It means everything.
>>29692697
Begone worthless human, your misery brings me joy.
>>29692636
Not want girlfriend. Want boyfriend. Will give eyeball.
hell, i'd lose my dick if she'd still love me
I would exchange my soul for being a normal person without these fucking thoughts that always fucks up my head, and makes my life so hard and miserable
>>29693083
honestly being a badass with an eyepatch might not be so bad
>>29692636
****teliportsa behind you
nothin peronal kid:"\
**8stans with glorious steel halberd
***takes skelators gf
>>29692636
You can have 2 of my 7 poopjugs.
If she's budding then I might part with 3, but no more.
>>29692636
C-calcium. I-I wanna have strong bones like you mr skeletal ;-----;
straight up just kill me my dude, you dont have to give me anything but peace of mind
Half my lifespan, don't want to live long anyway desu
