Think carefully before answering.. hehehe
>>29692185
1 trillion turkroaches.
I mean, 1 trillion roaches is a lot of roaches desu. Isn't it obvious?
>>29692185
The manipulator, because he's been playing the roaches the whole time, and they're about to fall right into his carefully planned trap.
Soon the protectorate will form, my little poppets.
Hijak isn't the same without the inexplicable heavy jpg artifacts
>>29692264
Right you are pawn.
i dunno
as dumb as turkish people are, that's a lot of turks and they can get pretty violent
hell they might kill the manipulator by accident
>>29692314
Oh look. Another nobody triptwit stepping up to the plate for a swing.
I don't even *need* to pull the strings of one such as you.
You will undo yourself by your very nature and foolish scrambling for attention and jockeying for rank.
Good day. I'll see you in the mirror.
>>29692185
Hijak hasnever been a funny meme
>>29692485
*Hijack has always been a funny meme
>>29692185
Not Pepe since all the poo would be eaten.
>>29692185
Manipulator, the manipulator is unstoppable.
>>29692412
Insolent little roach, WE are the game. THEY the entities are this crowd and OUR players dance THEIR dance around the arena.
The score was 1 trillion to none the moment you fell in my trap. Like your shadow, I follow you wherever you run roachie.
>>29692185
oh idk, what is Kek's bidding?
>anon thinks I'm his roachy
>little does he know he's spinning a web around himself and caught up in his own trap
INTP here.
I'm not a pawn am I
>>29692795
Auspicious tidings! I'm glad you appreciate the bigger picture, my loving faust.
And look now! it seems you've caught me.
Or have you merely ensnared yourself deeper in the game?
I know you thought the way out was through me, but I'm not going to give it to you at this point in time. For now, you must wait.
Fear not, my puppet. Your alotted time to sit on my shoulder will come.
Well,if they all charge Hijak at once he'll be overwhlemed and crushed.But he's Hijak and he'll probably manipulate them all into crushing his enemis instead.Seems like a complex fight to figure out desu desu desu desu.
>>29692185
>1 trillion roaches
But there are only like 70 million people in turkey....
>>29692185
Roaches are srs bsns my friend
t. Balkanigger
birds would win
Thinly veiled /pol/ thread.
1 jew could easily manipulate 1 million turkroaches
>>29692185
The only reason why Hijak has to resort to manipulating roaches in the first place is because he knows he can't kill them
They may be stupid, they may fall into every trap, but they are tenacious and cannot be extinguished.
Hijak is forced to do his dirty work. The enjoyment he pretends to derive from it is a facade.Roaches were a dumb bug to pick for this meme because they're notoriously difficult to control
>>29696247
Jam electrodes in the antennas and strap a microcontroller to the back.
You can now assume full control of the roach:
https://youtu.be/L0jBzi-gKco
Are we playing the edgy INTJ manipulator game again guys?
You know none of the adults cared last time. Now, settle down and eat your tendies before they get cold.
>>29696925
Huh, falling deeper into the web of lies I see roach.
The roaches are just pawns in a game of chess and the manipulator is behind both sides. He wins no matter the outcome. Accept your outcome, roachlets.
>>29696925
>one chance in life
>born an ISTP instead of an INTJ
