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When was the last time you had physical skin-skin contact with
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When was the last time you had physical skin-skin contact with a girl, aside from relatives, handshakes, or grazing of hands when exchanging money or objects?

>tfw 1,475 days.
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>>29690924
Never have I
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>>29690975

Never? It doesn't have to be intimate.

I believe you though, because if you did, you would remember.
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High school I guess.
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>>29690924
around 6 years, more or less
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About a month ago when I lost my virginity.
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Tonight a woman full-force ran into me.
Even though she wasn't fat her body was so soft, it was like being hit by a giant marshmallow.
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>>29690924
>aside from relatives
tough one.
>skin-skin
that makes it even harder, a brush past doesn't count.
2011 maybe
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>>29690924
Uhh 1 year and 10 months. Aka too long.
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approximately 4000 days
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I hugged a guy like two years ago.
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8 years, homie.
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does hugging with clothes on count?
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>>29690924
>last time you had physical skin-skin contact with a girl, aside from relatives, handshakes, or grazing of hands when exchanging money or objects?
>last time
I don't fucking remember
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The cashier and I touched hands while she was giving me her chance by accident a couple of weeks ago.
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>>29690924
Yesterday. I came back here after a bit of time away and I think I'm a normie now. I'm a filthy fucking normie with a fantastic qt3.14 on my arm. Guys, we can escape. It's not too late
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About 2 years i guess
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6 years ago. I remember it like it was yesterday even though I was drunk .

>My normie, and only friend brought me to a concert.
>I stood near the back of the crowd of people, naturally.
>Some Chad approaches me and asks me if I could help him lift his gf up so she could crowd surf.
>I said sure
>it was summer so she had shorts up
>I followed his cue and used one hand on her shoe and the other between her calve and thigh to prop her up
>holy shit her skin was so soft
>It was one the best things I've ever felt

Only real perk I've ever had due to being /fit/.
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>>29690924
Never. How is it like?
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>>29691243

Iike a wonderful drug
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>>29691467
I'm jealous. My social anxiety doesn't allow me to be in large groups of people. I have no problem making friends with other guys, but in a group of people, especially with people whom I don't know, I malfunction.
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I can't remember, including family.

Hell last time a man touched me was probably 3 years ago at the dentists.
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>>29691517

Down a few drinks first, it's amazing what it will do to your anxiety.
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>>29690924
>hanged out with thicc Mexican (or Asian? I can't remember, she looked like both)
>perfect level of fat, no flab
>a solid 6 if not a 7
>we were sitting next to eachother watching some movies she got from blockbuster for the weekend
>someone dared her to kiss me on the lips
>she did it
>we sat in the same seat for the rest of the night
>she rested her head on my shoulder
Before I get screeched out for being a Normie, I was like 13, and it was hardly a real relationship.
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>>29691600
I don't drink. When people try to talk to me, I'm unconciously sarcastic and cynical, so it seems like I'm intentionally ignoring people, and not because I'm a fucking sperg
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about six months
palindrome
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>>29691108
>aside from...grazing of hands while exchanging money
doesnt count
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>>29691741
>I don't drink
Then start doing it faggot
And stop being and edgy faggot, thats why no one likes you
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>>29691741
>I don't drink.

I'm not recommending becoming an alcoholic. Not drinking is wise. But, if you're young, a few drinks in potential social opportunities might be a good risk v. reward outcome for you.
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>>29691858
I'm not trying to be edgy. I do it subconsciously, so when I go home, I can blame my lack of social interaction on my 'intentional' cynicism, and not on my poor social skills. Do I have a problem?
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>>29690924
About 10 mins ago. We were leaving her hotel room and I pulled her to me and squeezed her ass while we kissed.

Now we are chilling at the pool.

Life is good man
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>develop crush on sister of a guy I sometimes visit
>she is always very excited and sticks around us when I hang out with him
>I tell her I like her and she responds she likes me too
>but she doesn't know who I really am yet at this point

>things go well, it's always fun being with her. I start thinking she might finally be that robot dream girl I've always wanted
>she's sweet, she is adorable and sexy
Fast forward a month, we only met like times in that period.
>go over to her house
>we cuddle like insanely close lovers
>she literally sits on my lap with arms and legs wrapped around me
>she tells me she can't fall in love with anyone
And she told me I had no chance after that. Fucking bad feels, she was literally the only girl in my life I know and she is still a pure cute virgin. I don't have any hope anymore to find a girl I will truly like as much.
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i dont know, maybe like 3 years ago when some bitch ran into me accidentaly
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If you mean sex, then May 26th, 2015.

If you mean exactly what you say, physical skin-skin contact, then June 30th, 2016.
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About 3 hours.
>tfw hugbot and i creep myself out
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>>29690924
Middle school. Got a hug from a girl since she felt bad that I was a lonely new kid.
First and last hug.
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Last time was when my doc checked my balls
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10 years ago in grade 6, they made us practice dancing before our last year dinner thing even though it was really weird, so I held girls hands and lower backs multiple times. Once in high school a teacher touched my hand to get my attention though, because I had earphones in. I think even given my robotic nature I would really enjoy giving and receiving affection.
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I am a gay geronto, and everytime i sit on the plane next to an old man i try to sit in a position where my biceps barely touches his
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>>29690924
Never ever ever in all my 23 years.
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Wednesday.
>inb4 normalfag
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>>29693481
>giving hugs to strangers

American girls are probably the biggest sluts of all, and from early on.
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About 2 weeks ago when my gf sucked me off
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>>29694211
>when my gf sucked me off
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>>29690924
Never.

Do you really keep track like that, faggot?
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9 or 10 years ago. I can't remember the exact year, but it was shortly after I graduated high school. I made out with a drunk girl at a party.
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>>29694211
She's sucking you off once a month, or what? What a fucking cuck.
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A little more than three weeks ago when I sucked her tits. That's the furthest I've ever gotten with a girl
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>>29690924
20 second

(origenerino post)
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Literally and unironically never, maybe in grade school, but even that is doubtful.
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>>29690924
Have never done that in my entire life unless being forcibly hugged by my mom at high school graduation counts, then 7 years ago
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>>29690924
continuously. right now
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>>29690924
2 days reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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a week ago at a public pool, feels good man
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I got a hug at a party last November, although I don't think that was skin on skin as I was wearing a shirt at the time. The last definite time I can remember would be sometime in 2012 when I was in year 9, doing that comparing skin tone thing by putting your arms together bc I was pale af. I think that girl liked me at some point.
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>>29694549
I just remembered, I had to do this Scottish dancing thing for Burns Night where I danced with 2 girls so that was January 2015, and even though I acted like a normie and didn't sperg out when I did I was dying inside.
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March 2012 if mom doesn't count
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>>29690924
Just thought I'd say, I'm pretty socially anxious and I've fucked a few girls. I was pretty virginal when I was younger. I'm really bad in bigger social gatherings. But most of the girls I've been with have been outside of social gatherings. Just saying it could be done guys. Just go places, anywhere, and when you see a cute girl, talk to her. Treat it like a win win situation. Even if she rejects you, you gain experience and it becomes easier.
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>>29690924
Back in middle-school, or over 3000 days. I thought this would be fun, but that number is way too high.
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>>29690924
Never have, never will. Probably should go on a beta revenge.
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Last night I had a dream that I was Nene and I touched Clara-rings pussy, it felt squishy, warm to the touch, like sticking my finger into heaven. I consider dream contact with girls to be as real as IRL.
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>>29693985
I suppose so? I think she was just trying to feed her ego and make it seem like she was being nice.

For 2 weeks I sat at lunch and recess alone. Then she just walks up to me and asks if I want to hang with her and her friends. Then gave me a random tight hug.
She introduced me to them, but they were the party/emo group at school. So I didn't get along with them at all. Luckily I found another group of friends 1 week later, and some of them I'm still friends with today.
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>>29691979
what are you doing here, man?
there are obviously people who care about you in the outside world, so why don't you leave this god forsaken hellhole?
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A week, maybe a bit more.
An old friend of mine got drunk and hugged me.
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About 3 years ago.

Pic related type situation.
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>>29691979
Nice. What visual novel is that?
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>>29690924
> tfw never

Comentario originalio
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>>29690924

I think 10 months ago, but she didn't want to and probably did it only because she didn't want to hurt me.

>Be as I stated 10 months ago when I was still in college
>Be with my normalfag friend at a park trying to get high on a friday night
>2 girls he knows come
>They chat with him for a bit
>I sit around and keep my mouth shut because social anxiety
>They eventually prepare to leave
>They casually hug my normie friend
>I stand behind him while they do it and my eyes awkwardly meet with the girls while they hug him
>They probably thought I wanted a hug too
>Cringe
>They come to me and hug me slightly
>Awkward as fuck

That was the first contact I had with females beside relatives since grade school.
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A week. I play co-ed soccer.
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>>29690924
last weekend i fucked a girl in my friends back yard


so like 6 days
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Well my gf drove me to work today and also gave me a handjob earlier.
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