Question for anons with less than 6" girth.
Why haven't you killed yourself?
>>29689460
i because i figure there's more to live for then ur dick
>>29689460
your life is devoted to social engineering and shilling the agenda of anti-virtue. a rodent is infinitely more valuable then you.
Damn nigga you're scrawny and you should kill yourself
I'm a girl and that's too big, also if all big dicked guys are as cocky (no pun intended) as you then I would rather a small dicked guy.
>>29689460
girth.
NOUN
1.the measurement around the middle of something, especially a person's waist.
question for you dumbass...do you know what girth is ?
>>29689532
says the smalldick virgin lel
>>29689532
SDIDF pls stop pretending to be a girl
Because jelqing exists
...thanks to god
You don't have your hand fully cupped around your dick to make it appear bigger. '
I have 5" girth which is pretty normal I guess. I fucked this one girl, her vag was so tight that the condom would slip off.. I raw dogged her and came on her stomach to solve that problem. 6" girth would probably not fit in her, or it would be extremely uncomfortable for her. There is such a thing as too long or too girthy, despite what the porn industry wants you to believe.
>>29689565
>I'm 5'7 and I'd be too tall if I was 6'3!
>>29689460
>>29689553
ITT: social engineering and anti-virtue agenda spreading
this is conditioning.
this is social engineering.
this is pro-eugenist globalist propaganda.
>>29689565
>the condom would slip off
shut up virgin
>>29689532
>I'm a girl
lorem ipsum
>>29689583
You don't stick the entire height of your body into a person's vagina, terrible analogy.
>Only 5.5 girth
>>29689549
Since girth = pi d, a girth of 6 inches would only require a diameter of about 1.9 inches, which while pretty huge, does seem possible.
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>>29689613
The globalist elite can manipulate certain common individuals to spread the agenda by using social engineering techniques.
Fact.
>tfw only 5 inch girth pencil dick
>dick gets fawned over by everyone and they all say how thick it is
idk man
>>29689460
>retard has a 6 inch girth coke can dick
>doesn't earn money being a porn actor
>>29689606
>analogies should be literally the same
wanna know how I know you have autism?
>>29689565
>I fucked this one girl, her vag was so tight that the condom would slip off.. I raw dogged her and came on her stomach to solve that problem
>>29689607
this
i'm 6'2", brown hair/blue eyes, make 6 figures at 25 years old, /fit/ with a six-pack but everytime a girl sees my 5'5" girth penis she laughs at me and leaves
>>29689625
how much are you rounding down when you say 5?
>>29689667
what do you mean by this thing
>>29689592
>>29689624
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>>29689651
you're very stupid and don't seem to be aware of it
>>29689673
is your girth actually like 5.3" but you say 5" or is it literally 5.0" (give of take less than 1/5 and inch)
>>29689532
I expected you guys not to believe me when I say I'm a girl but how come you find it so hard to believe that a dick could be too big, I mean, if you were gay would you want that massive ass rupturing cock up your ass? Jeez it's not that implausible
>>29689682
>anime reaction pic
everybody knows that globalist shills have knowledge in popular entertainment on the internet. try again shill scum
>>29689706
no its like literally 5 inches
not sure why this would come into question
>>29689728
because nearly every time people talk about girth they sa 4,5,5.5 or 6 so I figured you might be slightly over 5 but less than 5.5
>>29689707
all roasties are so run through that a measly 5.5" girth dick barely registers as a sensation to them
>>29689561
jelqing kills your dick
I remember when 5.5" girth was the cut-off for non-pencil dick
Now is 6", tomorrow will be 6.5"
I want off this terrible fucking planet
>>29689862
this is big dick propaganda to keep dicklets in place
>>29689774
well I'm not loose so maybe that's why, you guys seem to think roastie sluts are representative of all women
can't really blame you tho
>>29689985
>I have a tight pussy teehee
>>29690032
so what I do, just like a bunch of you guys brag about your "massive dicks" I'm not stupid enough to expect attention for saying I have a tight pussy on r9k. I'm just saying its mainly trashy sluts who care about massive cocks.
whats your problem with me? seriously I would like to know. I'm not trying to get attention, if I wanted attention I wouldn't go to a place who thinks women are all attention seekers
>>29690095
be my gf if you're not trying to get attention
>>29690095
I wantyour atention <3
>>29689460
Because life is an insidious cycle of addiction and the id will put up any number of barriers to a man realizing his own death. But the size of my dick doesn't enter into it, I was choosing a life of total sexual neglect being a utilitarian antinatalist with slave morality.
>>29689460
honestly if your dick has <6" girth I don't think it can really be considered a dick, just an ambitious clit.
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>>29690122
luv you guys have a good night
Why waste a fine opportunity to leech off of society and play videogames until I die.
>>29689460
Because I really do not care if she finds my penis big or not
>>29689460
Where's the cumshot?
>>29689877
cut off is 7 inches actually.
in about 10 years it will be 8 inches but by then we will have penis transplants with vibrator implants.
>>29689460
still trying to cope with the fact that I have a micro dong drugs help
>>29691702
>tfw perfectly cylindrical 7x6 dick
>>29692197
Sorry about that botched circumcision though.
>>29692287
I read somewhere that our foreskins are used to create beauty products.
Think about that.
We are deprived of a great deal of our sexual sensation for a lifetime so that roasties can enjoy an evening of disguised wrinkles. It's almost like a sacrifice.
>>29692197
>x6
lol
>>29692336
that also made me laugh. That dick looks like it's 4.5 or 5 inches thick. You can tell by the hand size.
>>29692355
Big hands, senpai.
>>29692400
six inch thumbs
>>29692414
Now I'm not sure we're even looking at the same picture.
Regardless, the whole perspective is skewed by my obesity.
>>29692448
it looks like even smaller in that pic. you look like you're 5 inches x 4.5 inches
>>29692468
Then you're delusional, m8.
I'm measuring correctly and that's what it comes out to.
>>29692478
okay small dick bot
>>29692478
>>29692468
looks more like 6x5
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>>29692448
look at my 20x11 dick bro!!!
>>29692197
That sorry excuse of a penis looks terrible. Dry and misshaped.
>>29692197
>>29692448
yeah I have a 7x6 too
>tfw 4" girth pencil dick
Good thing I'm ugly and have never had any kind of female contact that doesn't include family.
>>29692448
>>29692572
Can you not show it ? Like, can you be humble about it ? With great power comes great responsibility
>>29692634
No shit, i thought that was 8 x 7 !!
>mfw social engineering ended up making this chart come true
>>29690095
plz don't b this guy's gf: >>29690122
plz b my gf plz
>tfw my cock has looks the same since i was 14
no girl would ever sleep with me.
>>29694447
I'll sleep with you
>>29689460
who is he?? info?
i just want him inside me
everywhere
someone please leave me his throwaway
>his penis is cut
LMAO
HOW CAN YOU EVEN CALL THAT THING A PENIS
LOOKS LIKE A DISGUSTING WORM
>>29695088
HE IS ZEUS STFU SHRIMP DICK
I NEED HIM
>>29689460
there is no need for a dick that thick unless you live in a shithole where the entire population is genetically autistic
GETTING REAL FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING COCKS ON MY /r9k/. FUCK OFF FAGGOTS
>>29694207
>there are people who think this is a legit chart
>>29695386
Well a dick that big isn't really needed, but still, it's better than whatever is smaller, and if a woman has a power to get it, she'll get it.
>>29695448
I do
Why even try
Cause I'm pro at giving cunnilingus.
>>29695434
Fuck off it's on-topic
>>29689565
>I put my tiny wiener in a hole that can stretch to accommodate a baby. I really doubt if someone with a less tiny ding-dong would fit in her. Even though she's probably taken plenty of Chads and Tyrones.
>>29689460
>tfw dick is basically like this but not as thick
>never gonna use it anyways because ima gay bottom
>>29696497
>tfw you can't force yourself to become gay
seems pretty nice desu but I just couldn't do it even with the sissy hypno gifs.
>>29696526
it's not that great, i mean, guys are great compared to women but good luck actually finding a meaningful relationship. even harder than finding a gf :^)
If it wasn't for society telling me I must have a big dick I wouldn't even want one. The fact women never stop clamoring about wanting to shove 11" cocks into their vaginas at all times doesn't help.
Having a big dick sounds like a pain. It can more easily bump into things, it falls into the toilet water, it gets in the way between your legs, its pretty much impossible to conceal a boner, etc.
Sure being able to pull your pants down in front of pretty much any girl and have her immediately fuck you must be nice but how much are you having sex, really? Maybe 2% of the average normalfag's life is spent doing it, right? The tradeoff doesn't seem worth it but we all have to want a big dick because women desire human males to eventually get to the point of being lumbering oafs dragging huge dicks behind them on the ground.
>>29689532
That guy is like 5'5
I didn't realize mine was big until I started coming on r9k 2bh
I'm freakishly tall and always thought it just looked proportional
>>29692647
>tfw average okay length but shitty 4inch girth
I don't know what to do at this point.
>>29696786
What are you trying to achieve by posting that ? You know that threads like this will always be a small dick sympathy thread
>>29689460
you're a freak anon.
enjoy your life.
cause im to much of a bitch and also original comment
Girls don't like me anyway.
Originality does not exist.
>>29689460
>that circumcision scar
I
hate
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS
>>29689460
My plan:
>Find a virgin girl
>Never let her go.
>Get married to her
>She'll never have felt anyone else's dick to even compare with mine.
(It's gonna work...right?)
>>29689460
I'd rather get fucked than do the fucking so a small dick isn't an issue to me.
>>29689460
im 6.5" x 5" will a woman laugh at me when im inside her?
>seeing retards getting insecure over 5 inch girl
>mfw 4 inch girth
It doesn't even feel good for me when I fuck a girl. I haven't committed suicide yet because it's hard.
>implying i would have any problem pleasing 99% of girls with my 7"x5.3"
Size queens are rare and can quite frankly fuck off. Knowing how terrible girls are at gauging size as well i'm sure they'll think i'm bigger than i really am.
>>29689707
That's the point of being gay
>>29698109
>smug anime poster
>big dick
good joke
>>29689460
thats a big dick, i'd love it in my ass
no homo
>>29698410
>7"x5.3"
>big
Its barely above average bruv.
>>29689460
>floppy semi-hard dick
whats the point
>tfw 6 inch girth but 5.5 inch length
>lol it's not about size it's about wideness
I hate hearing this because I have neither.
That bad 4.5 inch girth feel
A girl will never see my penis anyway so its not like it matters.
>>29692197
Anon that looks like my dick. DID YOU STEAL MY DICK ANON?!?
I plan to in a few years. If I'm still a virgin I'll end it. Better than spending another 50 years on this cunt planet.
