Robots, I think god (dont believe in one) but nevertheless.
Holy fucking shit. The girl I met a few weeks ago, we've been going on and off messaging each other but tonight she flat out asks me on a date.
Keep in mind that this girl is 2 years older than me and Im a 20 year old virgin.
Im freaking out right now cause this has to be luck. Never before has a girl asked me out.
We have a date this tuesday, and I am going to buy a good outfit. Plans are going to the movies dont know what movie yet then afterwards we get dinner. But how do I go from here.
Any advice please fellow robots help me
>>29689385
>GIRL I LOVE
>The girl I met a few weeks ago
god do i hate people.
congratulations, though.
>advice
just be yourself
>>29689385
this a rare pepe, thanks OP.
I got no advice for you, im a failed cyborg. remember not to sperg out, I think that is something you shouldnt do.
>>29689385
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>>29689436
efil ym fo flaH
>go to the movie
ya fucked up
enjoy paying for a movie ticket and a dinner fucking cuckold
>>29689385
B U R S E L F
beeeeee yoreself
B.e.e. Urself
bEeEe YoUrSeLf
and most importantly
just be yourself :) <3
>>29689721
Uh, that's not what cuckold means
>>29689721
>fucking cuckold
you don't even know what that word means anymore. time to get off the internet.
Some times I think
that maybe
my time is going to come
that I'm not really doomed to being alone forever
But then I see this thread
a girl has never asked me out
I will be alone for life
for life
makes me so sad
>>29689385
It won't go well. Mark my words, OP, between your autism and the fact that roasties are incapable of human decency, this cannot go well.
Post a pic of the messages OP. I wanna see if this is for real. If it is, I'm proud of you.
>>29689776
>>29689786
he knows exactly what he meant.
Movie and dinner on first date is being a big fucking cuck paying for a nice evening to a girl you will not probably see again fuck you guys are stupid sometime
Don't forget to bring her some eggs
>>29689889
cont.
OP go for a fun activity instead. Even walking around is better than fucking movie. You gotta make her comfortable by listening to her talking about shits you don't have to remember so you can kiss her at the end of the date (don't ask if you can kiss her you dumb ape, go for it) then voila you basically have a girlfriend
>>29689385
I hope your date goes well and you never have to return to this shithole. If you do, I'll say FKN NORMIE RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in advance
>>29689385
>girl I love
>met a few weeks ago
lmao yeah good luck, it's gonna be shit if you're already at that level of desperation
>>29689385
>I am going to buy a good outfit
Don't you're probably a fashion autist and will fuck it up. Get something from you closet that is situationally appropriate.
If she is into you the cinema is a perfect opportunity to get intimate with eachother, i usually advice a horror film for this reason.
For the dinner just be relaxed and try to let her speak, women love talking about themselfves: try to ask open question and be flirty. In the rare case that she is so shy that she doesnt enjoy talking about her just try to be funny and make her feel at esse.
One last final not: the good old "be yourself" actually works, and even if it doesnt is just better because if you pretend to be someone you arent she will discover soon enogh.
Good luck op
Threads like these are what remind me daily that /r9k/ is full of high school students who think they're robots but really aren't.
If a girl says ANYTHING to you... immediately stop browsing this board.
>>29689696
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>>29689385
>GIRL I LOVE
>met a few weeks ago
>>29689855
Don't listen to this pathetic excuse of a human being. You can do this, OP. Walk in like you own the place, display your dominance, maintain perfect eye contact throughout the entire movie and do not flinch. Also, don't be afraid to smack her around a bit if she starts to mouth off.
>girl I love
>met her a few weeks ago
BAIT
BAAAAAAIT
>>29689385
>girl actually aknowledges you as a person
Good for you OP. good for you
>>29691645
>maintain perfect eye contact throughout the entire movie
>>29691790
That was the joke dude come on
>>29689385
Congrats m8.
The fact that she asked you out means she already likes you. You don't have to go over the top to impress her. Just show her a good time and don't sperg out. Talk about something normie/interesting but don't force conversation.
In other words, /just be yourself/.
Don't sweat it, op. Watch a lot of porn and jack off before you go. The sex pheromones in your sweat should help. But deodorize as well.
Don't watch a movie you absolutely need to pay attention to. It's like Netflix and chill, only without the "chill", only on the big screen. You know, normies and their attention spans.
