Fear
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> Be me, 234 years old
> Nuclear Holocaust survivor, but look like I made love to a cheese grater
> some shit went down after the bombs drop and I've been wandering ever since
> one day I'm in some old-ass gas station
> see 200 year old skeleton, it's clean and only bone
> wearing a cool fucking jumpsuit
> take it and put it on as an old radio plays in background
> sounds like a super mutant colony not far from here, on a mountain
> go to colony because I'm bored and super mutants generally don't mind ghouls
> some HUGE pendejo with a wig and pink glasses throws me in a cell
> they realize I'm good at fixing stuff so they don't mutilate me for shits and giggles
> eventually always kept in cell so I quickly lose track of time
> these mutants are huge, but almost all of them are about half my age
> mutants and ghouls don't age like humans
> some are almost senile
> one green skinned shitbrain literally DRAGGED A CAR in the building and asked me to fix it
> even brought GASOLINE
> HOW DID THIS GREENSKIN GET GAS
> LACK OF GASOLINE IS EXACTLY WHY WE LIVE IN AN IRRADIATED SHITHOLE
> the car is nuclear powered, so I tell the mutant its beyond my ability
> nearly rips my head off in anger
> the leader, called Tabitha, rips HIS head off, saying I'm too valuable to be killed by a "dumb dumb"
Let me explain why he was called Dumb Dumb. In the 2100s a guy called The Master created these mutants. He selected people with the least amount of radiation damage to be mutants, because they tend to have little to no brain damage. In the early 2200s, the Enclave (government remnants) sent some people to excavate the old base where the mutants were created. These people were NOT radiation-free.
> after some time a dude with a gunshot scar on his forehead shows up and kills every mutant
> single handedly
> likehow.jpg
> he frees me and offers to take me with him
> he seems okay so I go with him
> calls himself "Six"
> he's a mentally deranged sociopath
OP here. Want more? If so it'll be a bit since I'm typing on a phone.
> Six has a personal vendetta against every Legion, NCR, or raider we come across
> I've been shot more in these past few months more than I've been in 200 years
> one time we end up in this town that's been irradiated by the Legion
Legion = Roman looking slavers
NCR = Civilized republic looking to rebuild the world
Raider = drugged out idiot
> we break into a fire station and fight off these huge radscorpions
> Six finds an ax and names it "Knock Knock"
>I'm traveling with a heavily armed man that's as crazy as he is horny
> hits on this lady in an NCR outpost
> he's dressed up in an NCR uniform so he's fine
> Red headed lady beats the shit out of Six with a whiskey bottle and I put a round in between her eyes
> Once we were running towards a fortified Air Force base
> we were outrunning the artillery they were lobbing at us
> approach fence; they stop firing
> Six looks at me and asks if I can hop it
> Tell him no my back would break
> Six says "But... you're Mexican..."
> we later work for the Air Force base
> they have us travel to lake mead and get this old bomber out of the water
> the entire time Six is humming March of the Valkaries
> Let me tell you about how he once sent a bunch of fellow ghouls to space
>>29689070
> Six looks at me and asks if I can hop it
> Tell him no my back would break
> Six says "But... you're Mexican..."
lol. But seriously though how autistic do you have to be to tell the entire story from Raul's perspective?
> Be me, a week after meeting Six
> end up in a town called Novac
> Six is looking for the dudes who gave him his scar
> some asshole (who's gay judging by the way he talked to Six) says he'll tell Six where the guys went if he found the source of a ghoul problem up the road
> Six smiles and says okay
> Six only smiles when he feels like a little killing
> 2 hours later and we found them
> The ghouls are in some old facility
> butwaittheresmore.png
> it's infested with invisible super mutants
> I wish I died during the Great War of 2077
kek.
post Raul's perspective from when you raid the BoS hideout
>tfw some wasteland courier profligate with his ghoul friend convince me to stop the invasion of Hoover Dam
>tfw the NCR is probably laughing behind my back
> Make our way to the second floor, after an hour of Six scrambling around for energy weapons as I clear the place out
> We find the leader of the ghouls (the non-feral ones)
> he's literally so irradiated he's glowing green
> Six's jaw drops to the floor when the leader says his name
> Jason Bright
> Bright asks Six to help them with their "Great Journey"
> we oblige over the next two days and get them a bunch of shit
> there's also a regular human who thinks he's a ghoul
> after Jason and his crew leaves for preparation Six DECAPITATES HIM AND BEGINS EATING HIM
> I scream in Spanish and with bloody meat in his mouth, Six looks up at me, still chewing, and says "Shut the fuck up, you zombie bastard."
Keep going you autist
>>29689277
OP here. That's NOT how it plays out.
>>29689070
>> Tell him no my back would break
>> Six says "But... you're Mexican..."
As a spic this makes my sides jump the border, Nice job robot
> we're at the launch pad, after my freakout
> I imply that he could help them out with the controls, to the right
> he gives the control console a hard, long look
> he smashes his hands all over the keyboard, and yet the space-faring ghouls are still alive
> once he was bored after breaking into a vault that had a shit load of guns
> "Raul?" He says as he nibbles on the severed foot of a ghoul from the vault
> "Who's the biggest, baddest dude out here?"
> I tell him about Caesar's Legion
> I ask if he actually know their name
> "Nah. I just thought they looked fucking gay. So I killed them."
> he goes on until I can see a lightbulb going off in his head
> "Lets kill Caesar!"
> Oh God
ghouls were pretty bro in Fallout 3
>chat up ghouls when I meet them because they're old as fuck and sometimes talk about life before/during the holocaust
>actively participate in clearing out Tenpenny Tower
>sure I lost karma but I had so much good karma that even all the murders didn't change my karma too much
>assassinated all the anti-ghoul people with the sniper rifle
>killed the bar owner that was enslaving the ghoul at Megaton
>tried to get him to go back to the Underworld but he didn't even if his slaver master was dead
>went back and forth a lot between him and the ghoul that knew him at the Underworld, still no luck
>karma still "very good"
>help and look out for ghouls whenever I can
>Underworld is where I go to buy/sell stuff and nap
>try to flirt with cute ghoul shopkeeper Tulip in Underworld but there's just no dialog options
>tfw never take qttulip out on a little date
She doesn't even look that bad, I bet we could have a picnic and take some potshots at some mutant dogs and then cuddle while looking at the stars and it would all be nice.
> 3 days later we arrive at the fort of Caesar's Legion
> no idea how he literally can walk through the gates but he does
> Six is visibly excited
> I'm visibly Mexican even though my skin fell off
> some guard tells me to wait outside Caesar's tent and I do as I'm told cause I'm not getting raped by Roman wannabes
> Hear a "DEATH TO TYRANTS" from Six inside
> A SMALL NUCLEAR EXPLOSION KNOCKS ME OVER
> AM I HAVING FLASHBACKS
> Six comes out completely unscathed and we go to a saloon and drink
> Be several hours after killing Caesar
> Six and I are walking towards Vegas
> Six complains about being hungry and rummages through his pack
> he brings out the severed head of Caesar himself and begins gnawing on it
> I'm used to it at this point and say "Hey boss, how's that Caesar's Salad?"
>>29689599
>"Hey boss, how's that Caesar's Salad?
corny as hell, but still made me smile.
continue please.
Although I've many stories of Six to tell, I'm sorry to say that I'm done for the night. These old bones need a rest. I shall make a thread called Fear: Part Duex tomorrow.
The most terrifying thing about Six, however, is the fact that in the entire six and a half months I spent with him, I NEVER once saw him take a piss or shit.
>>29689729
see you later, you magnificent bastard
>>29688768
Unfunny people make me sad :(
>>29689508
sounds comfy bro
maximum originality
>>29689782
I just wish FO3 would include more dialog choices for more characters.
continue this OP where is the rest of that story?
we need more threads like these...
Only read the first post, too depressed to read the rest of it.
Have a nuka-cola for the effort tho OP
