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>It's another " anon spends Saturday night googling
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>It's another " anon spends Saturday night googling the names of his HS crushes" episode
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>>29688146
Man I'm in my thirties and still think about my high school crush
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>>29688146

you need to stop drinking, Anon
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so far:
>spent six weeks in spain working with children
>college
>taken ballet classes to fulfill a dream
>is getting "pretty serious" with someone
>has a good job
>has aged well (early 30s) and will continue if her mom is any indication
>mfw she just friended me and i said that was fine
>she lied
>felt most intense stomach pain of my life
>still pine for petty, childish revenge
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>>29688218

You grew up with them, it's normal to think what they're up to

>>29688218
It's all I have
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>>29688375
For a second I thought this was a list of inspiring things you had done, that would conclude with >still look up high school crush
But then I realized that it was not that
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Yno what always confuses me about some of the r9k members that have hit rock bottom so hard that they would be willing to fuck anything.. Why dont they go on holiday to Japan? If your Caucasian, from everything ive seen it seems like the odds of not getting laid there are almost impossible. So long as your not wanting a actual girlfriend Japanese women dont seem to give a fuck how you look they just want to "fuck that token white guy" probably all look the same to them anyway.

If you used some internet resources shit like Tokyo craigslis i bet the average 4/10 robot could have a different Jap chick knocking on his hotel door every night and all of this has to be a plus right? since most neets have yellow fever
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>>29688146
I will forever be haunted by your beauty, Andrea.
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>Fat friend I drifted apart from lost a lot of weight and got engaged
>Cute awkward girl who was interested in me went to college and suddenly became a sex positive feminist
>Chad got hitched straight out of high school and is living a humble life with a small, somewhat trashy, family
>I've done nothing
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>>29688982

cant be a robot if you're white senpai

plus most of the cyborgs have already thought of or actually gone to chinkland for a sex holiday, but the truth is no woman in the world will willingly fuck an ugly person no matter what race they are, so in the end its just easier to get a prostitute in your home country
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I just graduated HS and I've recently been seeing the girl I've had a crush on since MS in my dreams. We're attending the same Uni, but for different majors. I've tried to get over her, but it's so hard since I have been seeing her almost every night.

Wat do?
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>tfw normie upstairs neighbors
>tfw can hear the glasses clanging and them coughing from smoking weed
Fucking kill me now.
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>it's another "anon spends his Saturday night bored as fuck trying to find something to give his life sustenance" episode
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Is that so, damn dont think i have any other ideas then if even jap women wont throw themselves at them since they have like zero standards when it comes to foreigners. Guess it comes down to just becoming friends with a 16-18 year old girl and grooming her to fall in love with you. That one tends to work but is hit and miss on actually getting you laid but on the plus side thats the only way i see getting a pure virgin gf that most robots want so much.
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>it's an X episode
literally the worst """"meme"""" ever
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>>29689697
damn daniel, who shot an arrow into your knee?
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>>29689686
do me


original 1, 2, 3 testing...
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>>29689658
Oh, turns out it's not my upstairs neighbors, it's my next door neighbors. Fuck they're so annoying.
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>>29689686
kill me
kill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill me
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>>29688146
>It's an anon finds one of his high school crushes on facebook and he became a tumblr lesbian episode
At least I got to see her tits
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>mfw i hate fap those profiles every once and awhile
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>>29689108
I feel like this song would be good for you friendo

https://youtu.be/XnuW2x5X92M
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I'm messaging girls on plenty of fish with a Reddit meme profile because I'm so pathetic outing myself as an internet obsessed cheeto dusted memer is a safer bet than a single real detail about myself.
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>>29689905
>had a crush on a qt for years and years and years
>watched her become more and more tumblr
>by the end of high school she had shaved her head, changed her named, and declared herself asexual
life is cruel, she was always so pretty
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