>be 38 year old fatass neckbeard >go on 4chan and click

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2016-07-03 03:23:26 Post No. 29687744
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Anonymous 2016-07-03 03:23:26 Post No. 29687744 [Report]

>be 38 year old fatass neckbeard
>go on 4chan and click on "ROBOT9001"
>do a little browsing and decide it's time to post
>"femanon here!!!! ;) just wanted to let you kno if u don't have a penis that's in the fifth percentile of the male population and if it doesn't shoot out money...UR A PERMAVIRGIN!!!! XDDD women will h8 you!!! cuck!!!! lol"
>sit back
>watch desperate and insecure robots fall for the b8
>every
>fucking
>time
>repeat the next day like it's the first time anyone has ever posted something like that

2 HOURS LATER...

>go on to a feels thread and post your life story of having no friends of gf
>wonder why nobody likes you

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Anonymous 2016-07-03 03:27:14 Post No.29687805
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>unironically catfish with dynamite by pretending to be a virginql young blonde woman who's into stuff like nudism, oral at the drop of a hat, casual sex, uncut dicks, shemales (oh my yes, im on like three levels of irony there), and so on
>actually quite prudish, engage in slut shaming, am a wizard (32)

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Anonymous 2016-07-03 03:31:25 Post No.29687866
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Anonymous 2016-07-03 03:31:25 Post No.29687866 [Report]

>>29687805
THREE LEVELS
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Anonymous 2016-07-03 03:52:52 Post No.29688283
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>>29687866
Four if you count the fact that I'm voting Trump

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Anonymous 2016-07-03 04:24:09 Post No.29688849
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Anonymous 2016-07-03 04:24:09 Post No.29688849 [Report]

>>29687744

Well, I've been forced lately to get out there into the real world and do things more often. I am also older now, and 4chan's anti-intellectual culture works in my advantage.

Basically, every relevant force possible, including this god forsaken website, is pushing me to be productive, to not be a neckbeard. So I am grateful for that.

I just realized that this has nothing to do with the thread topic.