>I like my waifus the way I like my kfc
>>29687558
you guys think she'd marry me if i asked her too?
>6'4"
>7x5.25 dicker
>skinny fat
>>29687699
She doesn't care what you look like
>>29687699
>implying you need permission with a cock that big
>>29687558
Of poor taste, greasy, and under the same corporate umbrella as Taco Bell?
>>29687776
Stfu with your failed quads, fgt
>>29687699
i heard she was asexual actually
>>29687823
Not him but this actually gets me interested. I think she's cute but I don't really care about sex. Does she take cosplay requests?
>>29687891
Cuck detected
Cosplaying faggot fuck boy
>>29687823
yea right, betas and chads are probably thirsting for her constantly
>>29687912
How does liking cosplay make me a cuck or gay?
>>29687937
I think he is talking about the fact that sex isn't the only thing he ever thinks about.
>>29687699
what about me?
>6'2
>10% body fat
>rich
>handsome
>watch anime/manga
>>29687699
>skinny fat
Lel, might as well be a cuck.
Hit the gym fatty.
>>29688054
i dont look fat with clothes on so its not that bad and my arms are nicely proportioned
>>29688036
if she likes you for your money she's not worth your time
>>29688036
You aren't peter so not a chance
>>29688100
the idea is to turn her into my cum rag and discard her when I get bored
>>29687558
>I like my waifus the way I like my kfc
Bloody?
>listing dick sizes and body fat percentage and asking if she will marry you
This is literally one of the most trite boring pointless "crispy" threads ive seen.
Every tiny piece of information that is known about her has been beat to death already.
Every single picture she has ever uploaded has been spammed to high hell.
Every line of text she has ever posted on social media has already been psychoanalyzed to shit.
and Every anon she ever chatted with has come forth and claimed he is "intimate" and is "friends" with her.
I'll admit I was obsessed with her for a while, but it's getting a bit old now. I think the novelty is wearing off.
>>29688336
desu I'm really into the crazy girls
>>29688370
lol "intimate" "friends" I don't get why people do that. I have become very close with crispy, and been able to share very close moments with her, I wish to be her acquaintance. These other anons are crazy lol amirite?
I like my waifus like I like my curly fries
Extra LONGG
>>29688885
Get this shit tier, long-faced whore off of this crispy thread you worthless troglodyte.
>>29688475
Welcome to the Marky hype train, enjoy your stay desu
>>29688913
>shit-tier
Terrible taste
>>29688885
who dis semen demon boi pucci?
>>29689006
This is a crispy thread, you have shit-tier taste.
>>29688370
This.
There is no acceptable ending to this obsession other than dropping it cleanly for good and moving on.
Adored by blackies?
>>29689033
In the pantheon of r9k waifus, Crispy isn't even top 10 material
Friendly reminder Marky is top tier waifu
This is a pretty shitty thread if Crispy was here she would be ashamed of you guys.
>>29689267
and you know this because? Shut the fuck up.
>>29688885
Is that a fucking horse.
HIT ME UP WITH RARE CRISPIES
>>29689362
There really is no such thing as rare crispy's anymore, everyone has saved them like 100 times over. I'm sorry but we have devalued the crispy market.
>>29689420
Hell no nigger.
I just got this one>>29689267
COME ON SELL ALL OF YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THEY DEVALUE
>>29689327
because she's normal, unlike you
>>29689267
Fuck Crispy only Boxxy forever.
I want tokissCrispy on thelips
>>29689420
>>29689444
I am at 12:00, fucking midnight.
Scavenging and Saving images in a mongolian bow-crafting forum of a wall-hoping instagram whore who jacks it to spiderman all the fucking day.
And just 1 hour ago i jacked off to a twintailed loli blonde using her huge shemale dick to impale a red-headed gook, whilst its 2 other shemale friends jacked off to it, and i want to see it again.
What has happened to my life, i wanted to be a doctor when i was a kid.
>>29689471
Boxxi is dead and forgotten
>>29689444
LET'S GO CRISPY FIRESALE, SELL SELL SELL!
>>29689514
Too lewd
>>29689471
That old bitch that became a normie roastie? Fuck nah
>>29689527
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!
>>29689519
Anon..
Oreganis niggeralis
>>29689519
>I can recognize it is the 1st episode of futabu
>>29689519
I just wanted to get some rare crispies
>its a pretending 3d women arent PD thread
I like my girls the way I like my kfc
>without a penis
>>29689780
>check 3DPD folder
>7700+ items
There's no stopping
femlets are disgusting no matter how good their face is I don't understand what compels guys over 6' to throw their genetics into the gutter like that
>>29689840
There's such a thing as recessive genetics, and people like what they like. Why you gotta throw in "genetics" and make shit overly retarded? This is why you can't get woman.
You guys just need to chill the fucking hell out.
Crispy doesn't want this shit storm anymore. That's all it is. I've spoken with her today privately.
Everybody is trying to reach her yet you guys don't even live in the same damn area she does.
You don't even know her, I had some very exclusive time with her recently I was actually shocked that she was willing to give me so much time with her.
She even excluded others so that it would just be us. I've said more than I should, and won't provide further details however....
>>29690027
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN, every thread kek.
Whats your guys favorite crispy. I really like this one .
>>29690027
Kek thanks for the good laugh senpai
>>29689527
Never hail to our queen there are still threads about her posted here & on /b/ all the time.
>>29687558
In 12 pieces, crammed in your fridge?
>>29689639
> That old bitch that became a normie roastie? Fuck nah.
Haaaaaaa kill yourself.
>>29690027
I am going to marry crispy.
>>29689267
I'm fairly positive crispy herself was the one who originally posted this particular pic. It first appeared in a thread a week or two ago where someone called her out for having a "thick neck"
Later in that thread this never before seen pic suddenly appeared showing off the beautiful small delicate neck of fair crispy.
It shocked a few anons who claim to have full rare crispy archives, because they had never seen the picture before.
Further research showed me this pic had never ever been posted prior, and the filename was quite old, leading me to believe it was a forged filename.
I also conducted further studies as illustrated in the diagram below. The walls of the staircase are still yellow in this pic, this was before her family apparently painted them white (as it appears in new pics) This leads me to believe (along with the snapchat icon) that this picture had probably been languishing for a while on crispy's hard drive, a private photo, and she dug it out to prove her neck is in fact, small and delicate and lovely.
Of course I could be wrong, and am just a mentally ill autistic fool.
>>29687558
Shaped like chicken parts, odorous, and bad for your health?
>>29687558
full of niggers? kys cuck.
>>29690637
You know this is not the only board she gets spammed on right? A lot of rare crispys come from b
>>29690637
Isnt it possible someone has her on snapchat
>>29690637
This level of autism is so hardcore I'm actually impressed
>>29690665
Im not sure about how she smells but she is definitely bad for my health.
>>29690637
Its a screenshot from her story not that difficult to get, Im almost positive her snapchat was posted once before. But even so I applaud you for your effort
I cant trust any post in these threads anymore.
I know crispy lurks here.
Its fucking up my head I dont want to play this mind game anymore.
>>29690027
i dont get the joke with this
>>29690952
Don't feel that way anon !!! We are all friends tho : p
>>29691024
You're a fucking retard. Please stop.
>>29688986
i need more
desu fampai
marky derail
>>29691024
lmao this looks exactly like something she would type
>>29690953
its pasta
theres some loser who usually posts in every crispy thread and brags about how he lives "30 minutes" away from her and "talks to her privately" all the time on twitter
his cringey posts have become humorous copypasta now
>>29687699
>skinny fat
STOP LIVING NOW!
>>29690952
>I know crispy lurks here
what's the problem with her knowing we love her?
>>29691024
>: p
Whatever happened to the creepy :)
I don't keep up with emoticons.
>>29691178She now knows it me, ive spoken to her on twitter about it.
>>29691306
I fucking hate this dude so much.
>>29687823
That just makes me want that unpleased pussy even more anon
>tfw mommy crispy wont change your peepee poopoo diaper
>>29691344
>>29691344
nice to know that I'm hated so much by you fags and not crispy
>>29690612
Haaaaa sure you are faggot KYS.
>>29691381
I don't care dude, I'm more worried due to the fact that you live near me, because I also am 30 minutes away. Which means you must live near me, which scares me because I'm sure you're a serial killer.
lmao who did this xdxdxd xd
Eaten out by niggers?
>>29691522
probably the faggot who linked it to her
why else would a random person care so much to actually screenshot it and send it to her
>>29687558
Crispy?
Touched by blacks?
Fried?
In white trash mouths?
>>29691561
Seriously, he just wants to be an asshole or he can just be a huge faggot and wants to "tattle" for no fucking reason other than to make himself look better for brownie points.
>>29687558
>>I like my waifus the way I like my kfc
Eaten by a black man ?
>>29688885
GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS IS
I AM IN LOVE WITH HER
PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE MORE PICS
>>29687558
will you please stop spamming this ugli bitch
>>29691909
WHOA WHOA
>Implying crispy is anything less than 10/10
Kill yourself or something.
>>29691909
I'd hardly call one thread in ten pages 'spam'
And you chose to post here regardless
is there a Crispy archive?
some MEGA/mediafire link to all of her current pictures?
>>29692006
There is! But I don't have a link, so go find it yourself.
>>29692006
https://mega.nz/#F!cR5mmB5Z!sIfD77xMpemRwiG9sK8uAQ
But not all pictures are of good quality
>>29692109
you're a good guy anon, thanks.
>>29692109
Thank you very much. I like having QT folders.
>>29687558
Why are there so many roastieworshippers on this board?
>>29692435
Idk but its a good thing we have crispy threads to balance this place out.
>>29692435
What else are they gonna do on a saturday night? Go hang out with friends? Play video games with friends? Go visit their girlfriends? Go to a bar? Go do literally anything outside of the house? The answer? Hell nah nigga.
>>29690612
no, i will. i will make her love me
>>29692435
Some people like to have a 3D waifu instead of a 2D anime girl.
Consider it a waifu thread
>>29692562
If you get in my way i'll crush you.
>>29692610
>>29692657
Crispy and I are going to get married.
>>29692610
exactly. I want crispy to be happy but she's a waifu to me. I'd never try to hook up with her.
I hope she turns into a lesbo so at least I know that no other man will touch her.
>>29692775
I've been suspecting that she is based on past tweets and things her friends have said, but I don't know for sure
what's the name of her?
oh my god she had longish hair before... fuck mee she is so cute
>>29689471
HOLY FUCK THIS LEVEL OF FAGGOTRY AND CANCER STILL EXISTS HERE!? ITS BEEN 7 YEARS! WHAT THE FUCK!? THE WAR IS OVER! EVERYONE LOST!
>>29693295
pls what's the name of her?
>>29693415
Crispy/Alterhacker
>>29693295
she would have looked hot in dreads
>>29693432
posting more long hair
Never get tired of sharing my wedding photo, me on the right, my Princess Makoto on the left.
>>29693464
I want to see Crispy wearing a wedding dress
perfect photo <3
>>29687558
Dismembered and deep fried?
her is perfect!!!
>>29693491
That looks like a wincest image.
Can someone put wincest text over it?
>>29693567
why would i sully the pureness of that image
>>29693491
>>29693567
Here you go my duderino.
>>29693614
this is so fucking stupid
kill yourself
you also seem black too
so double kill yourself
>>29693567
you post this same fucking gay shit request in every fucking crispy htread
>>29693614
FUCKING KEK
>>29693632
Are you serious right now? Y'all niggas ain't ever gonna get with her. Relax man damn
>>29693659
>Y'all niggas
ok HOMIE
yo DAWG
I admire ur oppressed black man lingo
fucking faggot
>>29693567
/r/ can help you with that
>>29693632
Ok ok, I feel bad now. What's your name, it'll make a more serious one that is good.
>>29693656
>noticing me in three crispy threads
Well it looks like we're both pretty damn pathetic.
>>29693614
Thanks bro
>>29693706
What is it, I need to know to make it.
>ywn softly push crispy against a wall and kiss her gently on the lips
>>29693743
You forgot to mention the part where you'd have to basically kneel on the ground to get eye level with her
>>29693743
moar crispy against wall
>>29693738
Crispie
>>29693770
you havent kissed many short girls have you anon
>>29693738
harold original
reminds me of an ex. only she is much prettier
>>29693807
Here you go harold, reminder that incense is a genetically poor decision.
>>29693838
having sex with crispy in general would be a genetically poor decision. she's really short
Hot and greasy?
>>29693838
>>29693858
>genetics
Faggots. No one in the real world cares about this as much as you think they do.
>>29693838
its incest you stupid nigger
should have stayed in school
>>29693888
You mean the thing that is enough on it's own to make some people retarded, and other people high iq? Yes they do.
>>29693858
>>29693888
all mexicans are short though
5'8 is considered tall for a man
>>29693858
>implying you would have children and not keep that body pristine
or
>not wanting your crispie loli daughter to be short
Whats going on with my Crispy thread?
better post some crispies
>>29695168
Get the fuck out of here you dumb attention whore.
You need to stop your bullshit.
This thread has nothing to do with you, go away.
>>29687558
Like this senpai?
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