Ask a femanon who is currently experiencing horrible period cramps anything
Do you live alone? Is there no one to bring you hugs & ice cream?
I live with women and I placate them this time of the month for fear of them shooting up a mall or something.
Hang in there. One day your vagina won't rise up against you...once it's thirst for blood & misery is quenched
YOU SHOULD EAT THESE EGGS
>>29686491
yes I live alone. that's nice of you
right now I can't eat anything or i'll puke and I get more sad than upset
and i hate people giving me hugs
>>29686501
no i can't even think about eggs right now
I'm male, but I get cramps after pooping. So, I can relate.
how much blood actually comes out?
is it like a nose bleed or that one scene from nightmare on elm street
>>29686491
Get a load of this lonely autist
;)
Ehhhh
Learned again the hard way you can't meet people on the Internet
>>29686546
Nigger what are you eating? That's not normal.
>>29686544
Here's a question I don't ask my roommates - do you tell people you're on the rag or do you just keep it to yourself unless someone pisses you off/makes you sad?
Also what are your preferred coping mechanisms?
>>29686408
Women should be shamed for this bloody abomination
>>29686408
Actually, yeah.
Why do period cramps happen? I'm presuming a clever girl like you would know of course.
>>29686408
HEY listen to me if you have pickle juice atm drink some, it helps A LOT with period pain. seriously it works like magic. its soooo much better than any pills or medicine you might take. its very effective and quick as well. im speaking this out of experience. trust me
>>29686546
i don't know if what you experience is quite as bad, but it does feel like the cramps you get when you have constipation or diarrhea
>>29686584
not a lot comes out actually, but it seems that way because of how pads or tampons absorb it and how a single drop of blood in a toilet bowl can make it seem like a lot
>>29686637
I'm good at keeping the emotional effects to myself, but if I'm experiencing physical pain of this magnitude i'll end up crying about it sooner or later
I don't know if it counts, but I just lie in bed with a heating pad and take as much tylenol as is humanly possible and wait for the storm to be over while trying not to puke or pass out
>>29686639
it's not fun for anyone anon
>>29686702
uterine contractions to get rid of the lining. it's just like any other muscle cramp
>>29686713
i can't ingest anything but water and tylenol right now or i'm going to puke it all back up again but thank you i'll keep that in mind
>>29686408
b my gf, im dum and neet but make u happy
>>29686637
>>29686716
It feels like a runner's stitch.
you deserve this, whore
How horny do you get?
>>29686753
no
>>29686777
please go see a doctor anon. also this pain is more dull than a runner's stitch
>>29686785
I wouldn't wish this on anyone
>>29686793
I don't have a high sex drive to begin with but it gets even lower around this time
HEY if ur a girl and ur experience period pain, try diacetylmorphine (IV). seriously it works like magic. its soooo much better than any pills or medicine you might take. its very effective and quick as well. im speaking this out of experience. trust me
>>29686491
Does ice cream prevent period cramps? I'm currently eating ice cream, is that why I don't have cramps?
Do you always bitch about your period like this? My sister does it and my mom tells her she needs to shut up about it and get on with life.
>>29686885
heroin?
>>29686916
only when it gets this bad
how often do you masturbate while on your period and how messy does it get
>>29686985
I don't but i would imagine it gets very messy
>>29686898
I usually lace it with opiates before I chuck it through into their rooms, so maybe?
In seriousness no. Please don't grind opiates into your ice cream. Is only joke.
I wish i could take your pain away
;_; <that's me thinking about you hurting
>>29686408
Do you need some abdomen massaging to make you feel comfortable, femanon?Too bad, that is reserved for a girlfriend and not an attention-whoring abortion reject like yourself:-)
>All these betas ITT
Thank you based biology for not coddling women like society does.
>>29686408
what's it like living in a body that evolved as a fucktoy rather than something capable of accomplishing physical tasks?
>>29687188
thank you
>>29687202
I can do my own research on the internet
>>29687256
not every woman suffers from menstrual cramps, anon
>>29687257
everything evolves as a fucktoy, that's what propagates the species
>>29686408
so is PMS actually real anon?
is the chocolate meme a thing?
you get hornier on your period?
what if your BF wanted to bang you wile on the rag would you let him?
>>29687257
>disgustingly hairy body
>fucktoy
they havnt finished evolving yet
heroin will fix those right up senpai.
>>29687297
>PMS
based on personal experience, I do recognize changes in my moods near my period
>chocolate
for some women it really does help but I can barely keep food down
>hornier
no, quite the opposite actually
>if your BF wanted to bang you
I don't like anyone even touching me when I'm like this and on top of that I wouldn't want a boyfriend seeing me be this disgusting and miserable
>>29686408
it's ur body telling you that you should be pregnant, and punishing you for wasting your reproductive years.
>>29687293
>thank you
haha you thought i was being serious
I'm under several layers of sarcasm
dumb bitch fuck how you feel
>>29687308
i've heard
>>29687358
I have a mental illness that runs in my family lol I don't want to inflict the pain of existence on someone else so I guess I have to go through this for as long as my body wills
>>29687400
lol this made me laugh a little thanks anon
>>29687451
what kind of mental illness? Are you jewish?
>>29687495
LOL oh god no, just depression although i am also slightly bipolar
>>29687451
>lol this made me laugh a little thanks anon
you're welcome feel better
>>29687532
I don't trust you not to be sarcastic but I will say thank you anyway :)
>>29686408
does being a woman feel like a disability????
>>29686898
no, but being fat makes them irregular.
prove youre a fembot a post your dirty used tampons/pads
>>29687528
aww, you were almost attractive for a second
>>29687653
I don't think it's that bad
>>29687683
that's disgusting
>>29687731
trust me anon i was never attractive
>>29687621
take it how you wanna take it homie
>>29687824
meme on my wayward son
>>29687293
>everything evolves as a fucktoy, that's what propagates the species
men propagate the species by being physically capable of fighting off threats. women sacrifice physical ability so they can be human peacocks.
>>29686408
why do you think we care
Women are so fucking gross.
They're supposed to be these demure, refined creatures and they literally ooze a pint of blood and mucous out of a slimy gash next to their asshole _EVERY MONTH_.
What a fucking fraud. What a laugh.
>>29687528
How bad does it get for you? I know I basically lose the will to do anything whenever I get depressed.
>>29687841
you know it buddyoriginal
>>29687874
obviously not all of you do
>>29687934
I'm pretty high-functioning because I'm used to it since I have been depressed as long as I can remember being self-aware, but I don't remember the last time I had a day that I didn't feel tired and suicidal.
yours sounds a lot worse than mine. are you taking anything for it?
>>29688024
it's funny how popular pictures and humor like this is among young adults, I wonder how many people are actually this suicidal
>>29688120
I don't. Its basically like once or twice a month I'll get 2-3 days where I can barely function and can't enjoy anything. I've thought about looking into getting something to help with it, but I don't think the side effects of anti-depressants would be worth it for how infrequent it is. I'm basically in the same boat as you when it comes to kids. I'd rather not pass on all my medical problems.
>>29686584
Not OP, but I'm a femanon who uses a menstrual cup. Over the duration of my period (about 4-5 days) I bleed about 30-40ml of blood, with flow varying in intensity depending on the day.
just take the depo shot faggot
im infertile anyway because eating disorder so a guy could literally cum in me whenever he wanted to and not worry about impregnating me
>>29688271
you could try wellbutrin! that's what I'm on, it gives me lots of energy and the side effects are basically limited to hand tremors for me.
>>29688120
>it's funny how popular pictures and humor like this is among young adults, I wonder how many people are actually this suicidal
Most people seem sad, when i was younger it didn't seem so bad, everybody seemed happier.
Modern society is a gutter and there's no reason to wake up anymore.
but hey here's a spurdo
>>29688431
>hand tremors
Wouldn't be good for me since I work in a kitchen. I'm alright with 2-3 days of horribleness. I couldn't imagine feeling that way all the time.
>>29688429
>weight gain side effect
absolutely not, I'm underweight and I'd like to keep it that way
>>29688440
it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen anon god bless you
>>29688466
that's fair. I hope you get better soon
>>29686408
My wife seems to think eating carbs during or before her period gives her cramps.
Other beliefs I'd ask if you'd verify: smell reminds her of windex, what exactly are period shits, and can you tell when you're ovulating?
>>29688496
Same to you friend
>>29688525
>carbs
I don't eat carbs at all, as they make me feel drowsy and gross
>windex
I can't confirm this, that's actually pretty weird
>period shits
oh god basically your period fucks with everything in your lower abdominal area. lots of diarrhea and constipation, somehow all at once
>ovulating
peak in my sex drive personally, and (this is gross)the vaginal discharge can also be a good indicator
>>29688556
please keep posting these
>>29688683
I'll see what I can do. I mostly have stuff like this saved.
>>29688801
that's perfect
select all images with grass
>>29688860
Alright cool. I'll probably drop a few more then.
>>29688897
not completely original text
You are disgusting crime against nature and have to leave
Boo fucking hoo
I have chronic hemorrhoids so bad that everytime I shit blood floods the toilet bowl and I nearly pass out from the pain. I can't walk long distances without being in pain. I can't get up from my chair without being in pain. And I'm a guy, so who do I get to rub my tummy and fetch me icecream? No one. Fuck you, fuck "period culture" and the infantization of little princesses whose tummy hurts for a few days bring pampered even more than the average woman. I hope you get an ovarian cyst and die from cancer, CUNT.
Is this a ploy to get attention from needy virgins?
>>29689505
Third time i see this real nigga here,beautiful taste
i had a leg cramp some day ago and felt like I was going to die, alsmo period suffering is a meme.
