>>29685661
going to your mother's house

*cloak moving in the wind*
I have nowhere to go
*unleashes 2m katana with my thumb*
But I know who I have to kill now

>>29685729
*dick moving in the wind, which is about hurricane strength, sheep and debris flying by*
Poopoo peepee!
*I shit in my hand and smear it across my face, like warpaint*
HUUURRRRRRR!!!
*My dick erects itself, swelling to thrice it's size, veins pulsating in a rhytmic beat*
Your move, autist.

>>29685897
>>29685729
*watches you goons from my secret lair*
yes... everything is going according to my plan
*turn my chair and smirk in the shadows cast by a neon light that split the night*

2 micron penis? that's brutal.

>here's a quarter, kid, go get real genitals.

>>29685966
*I walk in to your no longer secret lair after using my omniscience to find where you are*
According to plan huh? *smirks*
*moves forward at the speed of light with a katana blade aimed at your neck*

>>29687066
*watches both of you from a distant mountain*
Heh...
*Teleports in between the two of you*
Remember me? You made me who you are...
*unsheathes cock that is slender but 6m long like a rope*
I'll whip you kids into shape... for good!
*spin around like a ballerina with my dick flying in a circular motion*
*cuts both of you in half*
*stop spinning and retract my penis back into my body*
*it inverts to become a hole*
*rip both of your heads off of your corpses and insert them into my makeshift vagina*
I always keep a piece of my enemies out of respect. No matter how pathetic they were...
*glides away majestically*