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femanon here

>be autistic weeaboo
>browsing r9k
>go into random gf thread to laugh at desperate femanons and robots so i can try to feel better about myself
>actually find someone with qt interests (gundam, fighting games, comics, mtg, cartoons, anime)
>awkwardly ask them to post their contact because im scared
>add them
>actually end up hitting it off
fastforward a month
>he says he loves me
>spaghetti hard
>end up being bf and gf after i muster up enough courage to say it back after a week
>make plans to meet up and talk about cute stuff were gonna do together
fast forward 5 more months
>he moves to my state
>to this day have pretty much the best times of my life

ama robots and i will answer to the best of my ability

tldr ask an autist who actually had a successful ldr with a robot anything
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NICE YOU'RE NORMALFAGS NOW!

JUST REEEEEE DA FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD NORMIE SCUM. HE WASN'T A ROBOT TO BEGIN WITH FUCK YOU SLUT.

I'M SURE YOU LEAVE HIM FOR CHAD IN NO TIME.
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Picture or else this is b8 m8
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>>29685697
Quit being autistic potato-san, seeking attention in the Skype chat
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>>29685765
us in bed this morning
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>>29685765
OP here, pic related oregano 140000
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>>29685780
On 4chan, not autistic, mfw...
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>>29685765
me and the bf
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>>29685636
FUCK OFF NORMALSCUM
I'd love to see what your ugly bf thinks of you trying to garner in as many orbiters as possible
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>>29685898
he told me to post this thread
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>>29685915
your bf is a cuck
you're ugly
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>>29685980
any other questions anon
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>>29685784
You two are cute, anon.
But are you a child?
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>>29686258
you're only proving my point with that pic
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i wish all normalfags would just die
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>>29686428
thank you anon
only mentally
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>>29686623
oops forgot a picture
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>>29685636
Good for you
i don't mean that in a sarcastic way either i'm genuinely happy for you both.

don't let him go
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How big is his dick and be honest?
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>>29685784
Gg good fight no re. Thx.
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>>29685636
How tall is he

I bet he's not a manlet
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>>29686258
Why would you ever do this? God this is cringy.
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>>29686737
4.5 inches
>>29686800
5'3
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>>29686881
for fun
origarou
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>>29686917
I've got it figured out.

You just want to be one of those girls in the OP pic of the 'this ugly fuck got a gf, why can't you?' threads. This is all fueled by your own self image and narcissism. This theory is only proved by looking at your 'selfie' when you implied you were 'cute'. You not only took the time to pose like that, but you edited the picture digitally as well. This is the average behavior of a modern day female narcissist.

You want men to see you as a humble non-materialistic goddess when they think 'look at that fat short loser, she's actually dating him!' Your boyfriend is indeed a fat short loser, you both know it, but you pretend not to notice.

It isn't about the two of you, you're in this for yourself.
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>>29686887
Troll thread confirmed my man
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>>29687032
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This tripfaggot us slaying bitches.
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shittttt roasted roastyiieiei
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>>29685636
What fighting games does he play?
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>>29687032
lmaoooo get em tripfag
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>>29687032
Autism off the charts
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>>29687399
his favorites are sf 3rd strike, mvc2, kof 11 and sf5
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>>29687555
oops and i forgot cvs 2
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this is not nice op, you are fueling desperate robots into thinking they can get a qt 4chan gf, I fell for this meme years ago, this shit is not for everyone, you have no idea the fucked up people that post on this site.
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>>29687555
>>29687584
Oh, he has great taste in fighting games.
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>every thread posting things that trigger my robotism has some sort of agenda to make me angry
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Congrats OP. Glad to hear you succeeded in your quest for love.
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>>29685636
OP, what filter are you using for your pictures? Is it an app? It's cute
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>>29687032
This couple has been posted so many times before, and is clearly not OP.

Jet, you are simply a newfag.
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>>29687674
I knew it was bait when 'she' said 5'3 and 4.5 inch penis. Now I direct my spergdom towards whoever the real couple is.
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>>29687674
Oh so OP probably doesnt know what filter is being used in the pics huh?
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>>29687609
i agree
also i forgot to add he likes mark of the wolves too
>>29687650
thank you a lot anon
i think everyone can as long as theyre not a bad person or i at least hope so
>>29687663
i use meitupic on android but i wouldn't use anything but stickers and frames because the effects and filters make pics look low quality
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>>29687725
Thank you OP. Now I too can be kawaii.
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>>29687725
>>29685784
there's a place in hell for people like you
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>>29685784
i look a thousand times better than this guy and im alone as fuck

even this guy can find love with a cute short haired girl im off to an hero bye lads
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>>29685784
It's both ur first relationship and ur 14 of course you fell in love in a month
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>>29687990
He's cooler than you, meanwhile you were obsessing over looks.
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>>29685636
>Gundam
Favorite show?
Original forms
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>>29687990
>girl
are you sure you aren't a 14 year old boy
i mean i rarely go outside to look at fourteen year olds but that's what you look like
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>>29688227
zeta
blue destiny 01
>>29688356
i dont think so
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>>29685784
this can't be real

this guy looks like one of those fucking asian rappers
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