What's the nicest thing a girl has ever said to you?
>>29685285
masha'llah alamidullah takbir haruk bismillah
"you promised you wouldn't do it on my face"
>>29685285
Ewwwww what a creeeeeep
Omgggggg you look like a virgiiiiin
Chad, kick his ass! You're a real man! Teehee!
>>29685285
>I can't finger my butt, I need to keep my butt tight for when you fuck it for the first time.But that'll never happen.
And it never did.
>>29685285
>Acknowledged my existence.
Can't think of much else.
>"oh my god you're so big"
What a confidence booster
>"I'm most attracted to your body type"
Cute girl said this to me a few weeks ago
>>29685285
I have gotten more compliments from gay guys than I have from girls.
knivez
one said I love you, was nice
one girl in hs I talked to said I reminded her of christian grey (the movie hadnt came out yet). that I looked confident and in controlit was just autism making me stay quiet all the time though
>>29685285
if i werent married, it take a swing at that
>>29685285
She gave me two compliments, we work in the same building
I was cleaning up some vomit in the building lobby, one of the Partner's junior assistant was having morning sickness:
"Hey, are you OK, were you sick? I noticed your not as fat as usual"
Then a few moths later as I was cleaning the bathroom on her floor:
"Hey, haven't seen you creeping around lately, (laughs) did you have something done to your face? maybe a haircut?, your not as odd looking as you used to be"
I am thinking that she might be trying to give me a hit, that she might like me, be into me, talked to my best friend about her, she is pretty heavy from the waist down and has a lot of earrings in he face, my friend didn't really say much, probably because he is a dog, gonna wait and see what happens, it's almost Winter Holiday Time
>>29685285
"He looks okay from a distance"
At least I think that was directed at me
"I love you"
t. Mom
>>29685285
at least I think they're a girl? You could argue it was typed to me rather than spoken, but hey it's the best I can do.
>>29685285
I love you. Another girl said I was eloquent once, which I also found nice.
A girl who I was really close with went through a rough breakup, and said that she platonically loved me and was glad we were friends.
She stopped talking to me a month later when she started dating another guy.
a chad once told me i have nice teeth
a stacey once asked to suck my dick, i said no thanks
>If you were straight, I would fuck your brains out
Don't fall for the boipucci memes.
>>29685285
"you make me so happy"
>>29685285
"I will always love you. You are my soulmate"
- my ex gf who cheated on me
>>29685955
Had a girl tell a friend of mine "If I weren't a lesbian, I would surely ask him out". Fucking lesbians.
I pity the people who either didn't have sisters or didn't have a good relationship with (any of) them.
>>29685285
"You're actually a pretty funny guy!"
- A Stacey from work who probably thought I was a massive sperg because I was actually focused on doing my job and didn't stop to talk to her every three minutes like 90% of the guys at work do
>i love working with you, man
>you're a trooper
>you're one of the backbones of this company
>you're funny
fuck, it's sad that most of my compliments come from my work ethic. i'm one dimensional as fuck
"I'm always here for you if you need anything, you know? Love you <3" - a girl who treats me like her little brother
She messages me every other day, constantly asking about my life and how I'm doing, etc.
She is a light in my dark life, too bad I'll never fug her
"Your ass looks really nice in that"
>You're such a good person
She was hugging me and crying into my shoulder. She made me believe it.
>kill yourself
Wish I had a gun though
>>29686110
Tell me more about this. Why was she crying?
>>29686142
Do you want to excessively long, detailed story with all the details and a long back story set up, or the bare bones version?
>>29686209
The whole thing please.
"You're very clever, mr anon"
It was a woman at the job centre, she wanted me to go back to school. She also kept trying to find out what was wrong with me and she was nice to me all the time, especially when my dad died. I realise it's her job but I liked her, it's part of the reason I stopped going there. Can't even handle slight affection from a government employee.
>you're really handsome
IF I WOULDNT BE SO FAT
FUCK
WHY ANON ALWAYS HAVE EVERYTHING UPHILL
>>29686241
I'm gonna need some time to type it up. I might just finally do the full thing in real written form instead of greentext form. It will be written more along the lines of a story you would say vocally than something like greentext. I need some time.
>>29686314
Works for me. I'm interested.
>>29685285
A girl in 4th grade said I was kind of cute
>>29686330
Just saying I am still typing it up. It might be written badly or obnoxiously, but fuck it, I'm making this go. It will contain location names you probably won't know, and it includes a decent amount of stuff not directly related to the girl, but it all fits together.
>"Don't worry anon, you're a catch"
And trust me, she didn't mean it in the "I'm trying to hint at you" way.
>>29686641
I get it. I'm in the mood for that kind of story tonight.
The cashier told me to "have a nice day".should have put my penor into her vagoo
Bumping for the anon's long story.
I can't stop cumming
>no need for NORMIE GET OUT, as I'm already leaving.
>it's okay I'm into fat guys, it's my fetish
it made me feel good
>>29685285
>Anon how did it go on your BioChem exam?
>p-pretty well
>good
followed by the qtest smile after I have ever seen from a girl, shame about the bf
>>29687303
It might not be any good.
http://txt.do/5id1m
that im very intelligent and not using my potential
>>29685285
"you have nice eyes"
in response to me asking if I'm ugly
i seriously can't remember one single nice thing a girl has ever said to me
>>29685285
>I like you
Only to persuade me to go to a party where we talked like 2min.
She seems unhappy with her bf and always seeks for his attention. She looked a few times to me and I looked back, but never said anything.
>omega tier
>i'll remain a virgin if I keep on being unable to socialize.
desu she has probably never shown intrest in the first place, it's just me thinking that, because I like her...
>"I think we should just be friends."
She lied.
>You're easy to talk to :)
From my oneitis
She has no idea I like her
Only compliment in recent memory.
>>29685285
>"You always have that look of sad and depressed person anon, but you make me laugh everytime."
>"You're gonna hate when I'll eventually kill myselfe then. I'm really depressed, I take medicines for that."
>"whahahah see? so funny!"
Her smile lighed up a little spark of hope. Now if I think about it, it's kinda sad.
>>29687419
Nice story. I enjoyed it.
>>29687665
Good. I want to write a book someday, but I don't have the energy.
>>29685285
>you would be kinda cute if you weren't, like, you.
>>29685285
>"With that smile you could get everything you want in life"
I'm a 19 years old NEET and a KV
>>29687419
Thanks anon. It made me feel human. I'm kinda sad and sorry now.
I don't know.
I honestly don't fucking know.
>>29687810
Intended result acquired. I want to actually do something with this some version of this story someday.
My best friend growing up was the girl who lived across the street. Not long after we finished high school,she asked me to marry her
>It's fun watching you act!
The theatre was the only place for me.
It's too late to go back. I haven't had someone to talk to in years.
>>29685285
If my mother and family is excluded then I honestly can't remember.
>>29685285
I wish we had met sooner anon, maybe you would have turned out different.
Insulting as hell but in the context it was nice.
>>29685285
>you look familiar
>you look like somebody I've seen, but your face looks sweeter
>>29686016Go fuck yourself
Originality is wasted on fucks like you
She sang 'you are my sunshine' to me over the phone as a birthday present when I was 16. I still hear her voice very clearly, even after 20 years.
suicide isn't the solution, I think you're a great guy
>>29687967
It sometimes is the best solution, I'm only alive because it would kill my little bro if I an hero.
>A girl has said ANYTHING notable to you
Why do normies come here?
>>29685285
"Damn, how often do you work out?"
I literally never exercise. Felt pretty good.
"aww anon, I like you too"
then proceeds to say "just not like that"
;-;
>>29687952
I wish I could experience that.
>>29685285
>i'd date you if I wasn't married.
Normally I'd list her off as a grade A roastie whore, but after knowing her for 6 months, I honestly felt she meant it. I feel she was the only woman who saw all my flaws, accepted me for who I am, and would have helped make me a better person.
>>29688016
Parasitic twinning can be devastating.
>>29685285
>if I wasn't in love I'd fuck you right now
FML senpai.
Only person who's ever wanted me was taken by chad
"You're lucky you're cute." After I suggested anal.
>You're so cute
Probably because i'm fucking 5'4 and have a baby face
>>29688090
What exactly do you mean?
Oregano
>>29687829
this
>tfw can't even remember the last time I was in a situation where there was a girl when it wasn't at work
Oneitis said she loved me 3 years back.
One of the most sincere things I've ever heard her say.Now, she'll be moving in with her bf in a few months. I'm effectively the third wheel for the third time now.
