Anyone here afraid of aliens?
This just happened
>go downstairs to get water
>grab water like normal
>standing in the hallway
>suddenly sisters phone in the livingroom unexpectedly makes a notification sound
>get startled, nothing abnormal
>look into the darkness of the living room
>suddenly see aliens standing there
>flee
I know they aren't real but the fear definitely is.
It's too intense and I wished it just didn't happen at all.
Can any robots relate? Anything to do against it?
>>29685040
they're in my room now as well. I'm not as afraid as earlier. But I can't look at them when they're there.
hey jared
>>29685040
originalio
>>29685104
who is jared?
>>29685061
do the aliens have genitals?
>>29685040
I want to fuck hot alien pussy!!!
>>29685040
Post alien pussitt
>>29685040
Aliens feed on fear. But that's all it is. Truly beta cucks when anyone stands up to them.
They have to use deception, theatrics and fancy tech to pretend like they are scary. But if you don't fall for that. It all falls apart.
But the fact is. They come from s low gravity worlds and their are so fragile compared to humans. You could snap their necks like twigs. Every time they come down here. It's like walking into a silverback enclosure.
We humans are heavyworlders. Meaning our Gravity is at the highest level just before the threshold where conventional rocketry fails to reach escape velocity
Humans outnumber them 1000:1 due to our reproductive cycles. And they fear us.
Sure they have the tech advantage for now. But soon enough. We will pull back the curtain and the galaxy is in for a world of hurt.
Because the only thing separating us and them is a few centuries of space tech. We are practically biological weapons to any other race.
Brutal, violent and strong and yet creative, intelligent and on the brink of space faring.
We are literal monsters to them.
Act like you don't care and they lose interest or run away. When you acknowledge they can't do anything to you. They give up.
I actually bumped into one and it was forced to disappear because I mistook it for my sister shining a phone light at me
So I marched up to it and said "give me back my fucking phone"
Only to walk right through said light and into the wall.
At which point I said "fuck off aliens" and went back to sleep
They've tried to intimidate me before. One stood in my room and just stared at me. So I broke sleep paralysis (mental will) and stared them right back. "Come on then. If you came here to do something. Do it. You slimy freak"
Boom. Gone without a trace. Never been bothered since.
I feel sorry for anyone who was tricked by them. You hold ALL the power. These guys are afraid of us. And they always will be.
>>29685850
How do you know that they come from a low gravity world though?
If the only evidence you're using is their build, then you could be wrong because their bodies might be totally different to ours in the way that they function.
>>29686159
the rocket equation.
We are heavyweights of the Galaxy.
>anal probe incoming...
>>29685040
i've never been afraid of aliens
I want them to take me to another world
>>29685040
>Anyone here afraid of aliens?
no
>>29685171
>who is jared?
op
>>29685850
>Humans outnumber them 1000:1 due to our reproductive cycles.
What exactly did these aliens look like?
>>29688116
>"you don't wanna go back to Earth do you anon?"
>>29688359
NO
C'MON LET'S GO ALREADY
>>29688256
Like your Typical grey.
Weak twig armed fags.
>>29688441
Wanna make babies?
>>29688513
Ooops. Too late! Time to be happy forever I guess
>tfw no alien wife
>>29685040
They chipped you man, they'll come back for you, just wait
>>29685040
>have ptsd
>can't shower with door closed
>see scary faces popping up behind washer and drier in laundry room
>can't look at myself in the mirror
>staying awake for 30+ hours listening to music for a few months somehow makes me not afraid of that anymore
>>29685040
>tfw you are an alien
>>29688499
according to this greys and reptilians are the worst slave owners in the universe literally let there slaves get fat and smart
>>29685850
This schizophrenia is strong with this one
>>29685040
Yeah, if you're scared that something is watching you then you might be probably right with that.
If you search the net, there were many recorded cases where people who felt "being watched by aliens", turned out to get some encounter of the 3rd kind with them.
Many are just a hoax but, few a genuine, of course.
But, those space-niggers do this just for shits n' giggles. They record your reactions and post it on space-youtube.
A few years ago, i was pretty much scared because i felt like being watched. Things were moved around, cracking noises, footsteps and all that shit. After giving up being a pussy about it and literally learning to react to minimal things, the "spooks" became less and less.
Sometimes, they pull on my shirt or hair. Not strong that i will fully realize.
I even hit one of those space-niggers, once.
I was walking to the toilet and fell like i bumped something. Swinged my arm in that direction. Feel a hit.
I laughed and went on.
I slept in my mom's bed for a few years when I heard about alien abduction. A bit later than I'd like to admit, too, like 10-12...
>>29685850
Did one ask you for three fiddy
>>29688819
Nothing wrong with being a schizo, twig boy.
Provides the mental power to be see you weaklings for what you truly are.
Now. Don't you have some gullible people to abduct?
You know you won't try me again. After I tried to rip your arm from the socket. WERENT EXPECTING ME TO DO THAT WERE YOU
NEVER EXPECT ONE ANY OF US TO UNDERSTAND HOW THE GAME WORKS
You shitstains are gonna be shitting yourselves when we get starside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c2jp8WyXms
Funny how science fiction portrays you as stronger than you ever will be irl
>>29688988
Hahahaha you're so caught in your own world. I'm in Ohio watching my name is earl. I'm not an alien. Beep beep buzz buzz. Take your meds dude I'm sick of my govt paying for your retard ass.
Also you personally are retarded you will never go to space.
>>29689213
>implying I need your meds
M8 I cut the implant out my arm. You really think I'm gonna take your damn pills.
Stay mad ayy lmao. Weakling race who can be snapped like twigs.
Just get off our tech. Your embarrassing yourself
>>29685040
If aliens were indeed real I would be interested in some dialogue and low risk experimentation. Seems like a good way to kill a weekend
>>29689297
HAHAHA this is actually really funny... You cut up your arm to remove an implant?
Also what does arnie have to do with any of this shit?
Btw aliens have made internet much more advanced than this their 3D printing is insanity.
>>29689356
Sounds like your implant works just fine anon :^)
I can already sense the butthurt of your little alien buddies on the other end.
Man. They certainly wiggled their way inside you.
>>29689457
100% man I let them in. I opened my mind through mind altering drugs alcohol and pussy. Gambling sex and violence are all that I live for now.
Oh.. And I hate you
You have one of the oldest mental disabilities. Like schizophrenia has been documented and people have acted like you since ancient history. Why do you think your different.
>>29689664
>I hate you
I wonder why drone. Don't me mad at me because your too weak to overpower them. I know you want to be free.
Guess not everybody can be as powerful as I am.
Dopamine overload. It's pretty fucking MANIC
>>29689664
>he fell for the schizophrenia is a disease meme
>>29689875
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCcmNnhAIzk
Aliens just hate those who are immune to their tricks. So they try and fuck em up with drugs.
Luckily I've never taken any pills. So I remain at full power.
More ayy lmaos please
>>29687317
Yeah but what's to stop them from creating some other technology to leave their home planet?
>>29690535
If they could have they would have
All we have are these shitty manlet ayylmaos
Sad but true
