I'm officially homeless tomorrow. Pls save me.
post paypal email and prove you are white
>>29684991
This
Post your white sissy penis
>>29684991
I don't have a paypal. But I'm totally white.
Idk how to prove
>>29684976
Do you have a car, job, and live in a relatively low crime area? If so, then its not as bad as youre fearing anon. ive been homeleas for a month now and its been an improvement over my last living situation.
If you dont have a car or job them you need to get a job and them get a winter ready tent and sleeping bag.
>>29685030
>Idk how to prove
>op
>of mongolian basket weaving image board descend
>>29685049
>car
No
>job
The only income I've received recently was from chaturbate, which i can't really do outside.
>low crime
;_;
I can find a job. I just don't know where I'll sleep while i work. And how I'll hide being homeless. I'm going to sell as many of my things as i can but i won't have any money basically.
>>29685030
>Idk how to prove
post pink butthole
Come to my house
>>29685049
What the fuck is this advice?
If he's going to become homeless it means he has no money. No money means he has no job, probably because he could not get one in the first place.
And your advice is "get a job, lmao"
And how the fuck are u homeless and using the internet?
>>29684976
Are you a cute (biological) girl?
If so, you can stay at my house.
>>29685237
My phone is paid for through the first week of the month. I didn't even pay for it.
>>29685178
I really don't want to do that
>>29685193
Where
where you at OP?
original questions
>>29685127
>And how I'll hide being homeless
It's not really that hard as long as you have a friend who will allow you to use his address for the application (and in case they mail out shit).
No coworker of mine has ever been to my house and normally we don't care about each other's personal lives.
>>29685127
If you had a car i would say do as i do and make a walmart parking lot your place of sleep. Especially if its close to your job.
If you cant hit up friends or family then i think your only options are getting a small tent and sleeping bag and finding some place out of public view to setup.
Still you seem to indicate youre in a unsafe area with crime. Id say at least get pepper spray for protection and a knife.
Hit up the local ymca for shower and excercise or a 10$ a month gym membership.
>>29685269
WHY AM I NOT FEMALE
>>29685269
Nope I'm a degenerate tranny.
>>29685307
Texas
If you're in NJ, you can live in my barn. It has a bed and cooling.
>>29684976
What city you live at OP?
>>29685347
Post your fucking sissy cock
>>29685347
oh if you were in Florida i would give you a place to stay for a while.
good luck
>>29685237
Its possible to be homeless and still have money. and when you become homeleas it becomes that much more imperative to get a job if even a shit dishwasher one.
Also im using the internet because i happen to have a laptop from before i became homeless (phone too) and use walmart/dunkin donuts/library/public wireless.
Not every homeless person is a crazy drug addled hobo anon.
Would you dress up like a girl and suck my peen?
I'm willing to bus to people if they arent across the fucking globe. I'll give you all the money i have (not a lot) and I'll get a job pretty quickly as long as theres something within walking distance.
>>29685392
No
>>29685425
I already dress like a girl, but i wont suck your peen. Unless you're super hot, in which case i totally will.
>>29685479
I will give you $500 on paypal if you show me your feminine penis on skype
>>29685479
If you're willing to get a bus to NJ, I will give you housing and food for as long as possible. Drop your email address and I'll hit you up.
>>29685499
I would slut for that sure.
>>29685521
You can get me at lynchianlifestyle at gmail. I can look up greyhound tickets...
>>29685584
Sent, my email is finicky, let me know if you don't get it
I'm going to be homeless next week. I'm trying to secure a spot in a nearby hostel but I'm afraid.
I'm sure if i petitioned somebody on 4chins maybe somebody might be altruistic enough to let me stay on their sofa for a few days whilst I get my shit together, but I have avaginaand I'm terrified of somebody trying to force me into doing sexual stuff as payment.
I don't mind trying to find work and selling my stuff to get by but that would destroy my soul.
I don't want to become a whore /r9k/. You told me the NEET life was good; you lied to me /r9k/.
>>29685964
I wouldn't force you, you would do it willingly.
>>29685964
I would never allow a woman to stay with me, your kind would try to accuse me of rape and sue me for my apartment.
Plus you don't have a boipucci
>>29685993
I think I'd only do that with somebody I was in love with tho.
>>29686004
I would never do that personally but I can understand where the fear originates.
>>29686075
>I would never do that personally
t. future false rape accuser
I hope you realize that women are the niggers of the sexes
>>29686172
But Anon there are only two sexes. That's not a very big pool to attribute blanket statements.
>>29686220
Exactly, you are the niggers of the sexes. Every woman should just kill themselves since you're all useless and we can just use test tubes to have children and robot sex toys or traps to fuck
>>29686252
t. manchild who lives with his mom and doesn't contribute anything to society
>>29686282
t. whore who will be homeless next week while I have a job and an apartment on my own
>>29686252
Human physiology doesn't work like that Anon. One of the most important things I learned when I was studying biochem was that humans are constantly under the delusion that they can fuck with the fragility of nature and bend it to your will, but in the end nature always comes right back and fucks you double. Always.
Test tube babies will never be a feasible reality because any resulting humans will inevitably have genetic problems.
>>29686295
You're not replying to me.
>>29686295
Buddy, if you had your own job and apartment, you probably wouldn't have a raging inferiority complex leading you to project all that bullshit onto women. But maybe there's something else I don't know about you. Is it that you're an utter social failure? Tell me what's driven you to this level of raging idiocy.
>>29686418
rekt t b h
cucked by the robot again
>>29685127
>chaturbate
>is a girl
>is white
>attractive enough to get money from strangers
Fuck off. You can just find a "boyfriend" to put you up like every other girl in the world.
>>29686535
I'm not that attractive
>>29685786
If i didnt reply i didnt get it
Was about to offer you a sweet get up, whore, but then I read
>chaturbate
LAUGH OUT LOUD, hope you rot in the streets you worthless slut. Day of the rope is soon roastie. Your type comes first.
>>29686558
>I'm not that attractive
It doesn't matter. I guarentee you you can find some lonely, attractive enough robot with more than enough income to support and protect you. Even in this very fucking thread.Even me, location?
>>29686603
I've already stated i live in texas.
I really dont want to have sex with someone to live. I just want someone tp put me up while i find a job and pay rent.
>>29686558
I sent a new email from my alt.
Go on >>>/out/.
Reminder to those who cannot read that OP is a transsexual and not a biological woman.
>>29686638
Oh, but you're willing to strip on cam for money? And you expect someone to fucking provide for you just out of the goodness of their hearts?
>I whore on cam for spending money
>I refuse to whore irl as a service to trade for shelter
I bet as soon as he'd head off to work you'd open up a laptop and take your clothes off, wouldn't you?
Fuck you, get off of my fucking board. Stop even entertaining the idea of helping this harlot. Fuck you. Fuck you.
>>29686720
>tripfag
>my board
That's pretty rich. You don't belong here, attention whore.
>>29686765
Thirsty white night beta defends his theoretical boipucci call.
I'd much rather be an attentionwhore than a literal whore.
>>29686798
You're a whore either way. Fuck off.
>>29686846
No, I'm staying in this thread. I don't want to leave.
>>29686720
I'm ok with doing some camming by myself but not having sex with people idk. Can you believe it? I'm a virgin and i dont want to be sexually extorted, wowie. Kys.
>>29687578
but you expect people to put up with you and feed you without compensation?
>>29687626
I've said multiple times i would give you all my money to sleep on your couch while i find a job to pay rent with consistently.
>>29687723
not the guy you're replying to
desperate times call for desperate measures. If nobody else wants a tranny in their home, that is. The illusion of dignity will make you suffer otherwise
>>29687723
get to las vegas and make another thread. you can stay with me but you'll be sleeping in my room
>>29687578
i live in texas but you're probably a boy and I'm not that into boys, so.
>>29687723
Where you from? I'll put you up, but only if you aren't a Pol faggot, autist, and you have to eat my bowl of eggs. NJ here btw.
>>29688148
Your bowl of eggs? Is that a sex term?
>>29688138
I'm a degenerate tranny. This is what i look like.
>>29688215
>bowl of eggs
it's a reference to a greentext
someone post it?
>>29688215
oh god that is next level hideous. I thaught you where talking something along the lines of a trap or cuteboy, not a full on """woman""".
>>29684976
Don't worry anon. Help is on its way, I sent our best team for you, they will soon be arriving to take you to a transitional housing with your own room, laptop and WiFi until we can find you a neet loving family. They will bring you tendies, mountain dew and a blanket for comfort too.
Did you really think we where going to let a neet die in the streets? That's just a lie that we tell wagecucks
>>29684976
I know the feeling, man.
You have to do *WHATEVER* it is you can to save your ass. Seriously. Talk to people, make compromises with them. At least try. Tell them you'll pay them later, put it down in writing. If your landlord won't accept this, then find someone else to temporarily live with and bust your ass until you are stable on your own two feet again.
>>29688506
she doesn't look half bad
def not ugly, not hot but def not unattractive either.
solid 6 desu
>>29686418
And tell me how long it took you to get your psychology degree at devry?
>>29686905
how's your dad bro
>implying I'm going to give money to someone who clearly got in this situation due to their own life choices
Yeah that's not happening. You clearly aren't capable of taking care of yourself visually, you got to this point without having any friends to rely on or call in this situation and you think that wasting your time on an imageboard is going to save you.
Hopefully no desperate faggots on here give you any pity pennies. Just go to a homeless shelter and from there find a job using one of the many government programs that help you.
You won't starve
You won't sleep on the streets
Just go to a fucking shelter and work your life out from there.
