>You sit at your desk pounding your head over Kant
>She's bent over a desk while Chad's head pounds her cunt
>You read some Camus
>Chad slams her vagoo
>Chad discusses Plato with Stacy
>You drop plate o spaghetti all over floor
>>29684967
Works better when the rhyme is at the end of the verse
>You write a rebuttal to Descarte
>chad makes paints her butt like dick-art
>you read thus spoke zarathustra by Nietzsche
>chad gets all up in her choochie
>>29684906
How does Kant rhyme with Cunt?
>>29684906
>you contemplate No Exit by Sartre
>Chad cums in gapes and makes her fartre
>you're crying in bed
>chad's banging her head
>you wish you were dead
>chad's got her ass spread
>you've clearly misread
>he's popping cherry's red
>you pop a whitehead
>chad's learning med
>you are misbred
>he will be wed
>>29684906
>you spend a year pondering "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
>Chad makes her moan as loud as an orchestra
>You ponder the corollaries of determinism
>She takes yet another load of Chad's jism.
>You read Meno
>She sucks Chad's peen-o
Your phenomenology is quite hermeneutic
Chad fucks her ass, then makes her suck his poopdick
>you dedicate your life to fighting off spooks
>she plays Chad's thunder cock like a flute
I love this thread.
Chad poems are amazing
>>29684985
I preferred it how anon posted it. Like it was implying he was the dumber one and his verse reflected that.
>seeing other people makes you want to hide
>she tells Chad to cum inside
>your body, flabby and weak
>from her pussy, Chad's cum does leak.
>You think fireworks are dumb
>chad covers her in cum.
Those damn universals? They're no problem for you!
And it's no problem for Chad to fuck your crush where she poos
Your ontology speaks of the absence of presence
while the girl that you love finds drinking cum pleasant
You destabilise truth claims in just 40 pages!
But by now you should know: she fucks alphas, not sages
Were pre-modern subjects binary, or porous?
Chad makes her call his cock his "Brontosaurus"
Discursive construction is your metier
Chad gives her ecstasy and they fuck for days
Your epistemology is nearly complete!
Chad pees on your crush and makes her lick his feet
With this magnum opus, you'll finally get laid..
Chad's IQ is 70 and he gets pussy each day
I just can't believe that truth's correspondent..
When Chad doesn't call her, your crush grows despondent
