Can an ugly guitarist get pussy?
>>29684766
Only if you're famous and have money
Women don't care about how skilled you are if you're ugly and not making much money
>melissa etheridge plays guitar
>melissa etheridge gets pussy
theory checks out
Stop doing things to get pussy and maybe someone will actually want to spend more than 5 minutes around you.
electric guitarists got pussy 20 years ago
now metal is seen as juvenile
as for acoustic guitarists, I think wonderwall still helps
>>29684766
Tony Iommi.
>>29684975
He's rich, see >>29684828
>>29684766
not if you have a shit tryhard guitar and play shit music
guitar takes dedication. obviously only wanting to learn for women probably wont get you very far. You have to really enjoy it.
unless your a shit hipster who plays the same 4 chord songs on acoustic.
>>29685048
shit hipster masterrace reporting in
>>29684987
He is now, but back in the 70s he wasn't. You can get pussy easily by doing 1 thing.
Be interesting.
That's it. That's the secret. Be interesting and you can get pussy.
>>29684766
If you're one of those faggots that plays the solo to master of puppets over and over again in the Line 6 section of guitar center, then probably not.
If you're doing it solely for pussy, then you have to be an entirely different kind of faggot. You need to play acoustic guitar, sing(very important), and play really lame pop songs that will make you question your manhood.
>>29684766
Yes, if you have money. Just pay hookers, why do you care.
It's not 2006 anymore, so no.
rock and metal are dead dead dead dead
The closest thing you've got is that post-punk/shoegaze revival stuff people jerk off over on /mu/'s guitar general.
>>29685483
>rock and metal are dead dead dead dead
Yeah, it sucks. A few good metal albums still pop up here and there, but no where near the amount of good releases from the 90's and 00's.
>>29685483
>>29685592
you guys are fucking stupid
theres so much great metal and rock still coming out you are just too lazy to actually listen to new bands
>>29685663
Well, lay it on me, anon. Don't tell me i'm missing out on good music without giving me some examples.
I'm lead guitar/vox in my band and I think I'm average, and I get laid like a lot.
>>29685715
not him but I like these guys for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4SmyqO5DUU
>>29685759
That's pretty awful desu.
>>29685857
these are great times if you like noise rock friend
hopefully you won't be playing an ugly piece of shit like that
>>29685715
Not that guy but:
Animals As Leaders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P4GsF1zdzM
At the Gates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po0idn8POlg
Pelican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11RsvPYPny0
Dopethrone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu-e4nIJN14
Hell, Iron Maiden is still going hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoynC3XpXF8
Stop being such a defeatist faggot and learn to play what YOU like and not whatever you think is in and active.
>>29685939
>Animals as leaders
Mah nigga
>>29685892
No, it's shitty. Good noise rock exists and that is not good noise rock.
Yeah it will get you laid.
But who cares about pussy when you can play a sexy ass guitar?
>>29685960
post some good noise rock then tbf
>>29684766
If you're 16 yes. An adult who plays guitar is fucking pathetic if he's not in a real band.
>>29685939
Same poster
I realize that Pelican album is 2007, so I should replace that with something else this decade just to reinforce what a faggot you are.
Carcass (such a good album even the extras kick ass)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R0U2PtPIqg
>>29685715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGGGh03jN4w
>>29686121
>nuclear blast
went to shit in the past 4 or so years, was never great to begin with but now it's basically on life support
>>29686002
alright
https://youtu.be/Gcxxh1yewhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03cDvRl3edo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrtlueegvIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4WuRoIYrhE
https://youtu.be/Ci4naK0j7CM?list=PLDdsZRwsawhdmXrq75Zbh4QPj2TLbzv-2
>>29686195
>literally some of my favourite bands
oh ok I thought we were talking about current noise rock m8, never heard of mi ami btw, sounds great
>>29686195
i forgot stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWYmwlfbgOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQd_sxxKvlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11E9924gYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdETUT_YhCg
>>29686283
All you said was to post good nosie rock lad
>>29686333
my fault tbf sorry had a brainfart
>>29686283
Oh shit are you guys talkong about Black Eyes type stuff?
Why is the rock underground scene filled with nothing but nu males? It gets boring watching the same horn rimmed glasses, thick beard, skinny jeans and plaid shirt wearing lead singer sing a song about love or some other generic shit.
i am a mediocre 5/10 guitarist and i have never gotten laid due to guitar, and i've been gigging around for like 8 years at this point. i was hit on once by an extremely drunk girl and noped the fuck out of that situation.
girls don't care about music, and they especially don't care about skill on an instrument. they only care about how the guys look who play it. i've witnessed it first hand, attractive guy does some mediocre 5 chord song or some typical bluesy type of pentatonic mediocrity, and once he's done some girl is up his ass.
don't fall for the instrument meme. do it because you enjoy it, not for wet holes on drunk whores.
>>29685483
i don't know what it is with /gg/ on mu and all those shoegazey types. occasionally i'll talk to a legit jazz guy, but 90% of the time the thread is just filled with metal heads and those indie shoegaze types. it's really annoying, most of them buy all this gear and they don't even know how to setup a fucking guitar.
>>29687233
Bullshit.
Qt grils in bands themselves do care about how good you are.
But you are right, I poured my soul into my instrument getting laid is just a surprising bonus.
But the answer to OP's question is yes
Majority of women don't care about electric guitar nowadays. Rock music isn't for dancing anymore; that's hip hop and shitty electronica now.
You'd wow more girls playing four chords on a $20 Walmart acoustic and singing a shitty song than you would covering Robert Fripp on a super expensive Fender.
>>29687700
i only know of one girl my age in a band around my area, and she's fat. the only other women that i know in bands are like 50 year old grandmas singing 80s pop songs
>>29687740
bitches don't care about robert fripp
anyone picking up guitar should know this.
bitches. do. not. care. about. robert. fripp.
>>29687767
Then you live in a shitty area, move to a city with a thriving music scene.
Band qt's are the best at everything except mental stability.
>>29687781
I'm well aware. That's why I said it wouldn't impress any girls.
Prog influenced music in general is like a vagina repellent.
>>29684766
With a Jackson? No.
>>29687899
you can say that about most shredder type of guitars, they all look extremely geeky and dumb
>>29684766
>Can an ugly guitarist get pussy?
nope.
sorry to tell you, but the law of Chad is in full effect on this one. I've played music semi-professionally since I was 14 and the guys who set up my equipment are more likely to get laid. If you're not attractive, it doesn't matter how well you've played, its all about looks.
>go to band practice
>bring Chad friend
>couple of Stacees in room
>"but Chad, I thought you were the drummer"
>Stacees leave
I've auditioned and been told to my face that I'm the best they've ever worked with but I would never fit the look, thats why I like the studio
>>29687951
You must be astronimically ugly, because I'm average and being a musician has been an incredible trump card when it comes to women.
No. All the pussy goes to rap and EDM. The girl who would be impressed by a guitarist already have boyfriends and you are probably not attractive enough to make them cheat.
>>29684922
Guitarists still get pussy. I'm in a metal band and my 4 normalfag bandmates constantly have women approaching them just for playing in a semi-known local band. Meanwhile I'm ugly as shit and literally autistic, write all the music, and am the most consistent player technique-wise, but I don't get shit from women. Although I do occasionally get metal dudes wanting to talk extensively about gear and guitar playing. My autism even drives them away after a bit.
>>29687996
>You must be astronimically ugly
fat
oregonial
>>29687951
the only way ugly-tier guitarists get laid is if they are in a very popular group. that's pretty much it. just go look at some of those ugly fucks in 80s hair metal bands that were swimming in twat.
so basically, to get laid as a musician - be attractive, or be very popular. basically it's just like high school. at best for a regular person, being a musician jumps you up one point on the attractive scale, but if someone is a 5/10 that only bumps you up to a 6/10.
>>29688064
I know that feel, however I'm also ugly and being 6'1" doesn't compensate in the slightest.
Sorry to hear Chadenomincs fucked you over too.
>>29684766
Not unless you play acoustic and sing singer/songwriter covers of top 40 pop with open chords.
>>29688064
Then don't be fat.
>>29688091
Not even that popular, you just have to have a certain conviction when it comes to your music.
>>29688141
that only works for chads dude, everyone else can't pull off that cheesy shit, sub 7/10 guys will just get laughed at
>>29688091
this. this is what I was sayin
you can have the moeller whip perfected, be able to play linear-fills and perfect doubles, but if Chad can keep a 2/4 beat, Stacee will try to get you kicked out
whats funny is when the other band members are like "are you fucking high?, we're never gonna do better than that guy"
women have no concept of a mans value to music/society outside of looks, luckily men do
Try making noise. You can get art girls to fuck you on stage because it's "transgressive" and artfags will eat it up.
>>29688182
That's just not true, my drummer was in complete favour of kicking out an attarctive member who wasnt pulling his weight for a much more responsible and skilled but average looking member.
The majority of women today do not really appreciate art. It's sad, because for centuries, women were what kept the arts alive. It's also sad, because women consume the MOST art, but it's always trash like Hollywood and top 40 music. They have no real passion or attachment to it - it's just entertainment.
So no, women will not appreciate guitar skill. They would, however, appreciate the aesthetic the guitar gave you if you are attractive enough to pull it off. There are still some women who are into music for the art and not for sex/dancing/etc., but they are very rare and are typically older.
>>29688178
this
>>29688183
yep....if you're good-looking
fuck, why is nobody getting this? music is like anything else, if you're very good, men will appreciate your skill and you'll make money from ability, if you are trying to market an image, you can't be ugly
>>29688225
reading comprehension m8, its a wonderful thing
>>29688306
The majority of men in noise are not good looking, charismatic, possessing long dicks, or skinny. It's a scene full of disgruntled artists and weirdos.
The Whitehouse dudes were fatass British guys who sung about bashing in gay people's skulls and they got pussy.
girls would rather go listen to tyrone the generic rapper than jimmy the good guitarist. that's just the way it is now, and it's been that way for about 10 years. they only care about popular trends. here and there you get bands like the black keys that draw in crowds, but those are the exceptions
>>29688350
>The Whitehouse dudes were fatass British guys who sung about bashing in gay people's skulls and they got pussy
good for them, but the noise crowd is apart from the real music scene, I'd classify that as performance art, and the rules of the art scene are fucking night and day from the real world
the point is that being a popular musician comes with responsibility outside of music, its about an image, music nerds won't care if you're 400 lbs but the masses will, there are no fat, ugly modern top40 acts, maybe Adele but they paint a pretty womans face in the middle of her fat head so it's okay
>>29688613
My point was "Why not join the artfag scene?"
>>29688721
because that'd make about as much sense to me as being a pro bass-fisherman
I like to play music, I like to write music, I don't know a thing about art
>>29685483
Don't knock it all, stuff like Christian Death and Codeine are/were great.
>>29685592
>>29685483
Maybe you're just looking in the wrong places? I can name like 10 great albums made in the last 10 years off the top of my head. Of course, I don't know your taste.
>>29688797
The fact you don't want to know speaks volumes about why you're not getting laid.
The musicians that are getting laid are the ones who didn't give a fuck about anything other than music for a longass time and then it paid off one day.
If you act like you're "cool" and "experienced" in your local scene, young/dumb/impressionable girls will fuck you. They won't even care how disgusting or manipulative you are, because they got with an older dude in a band that likes the same music as them.
I know a guy.
>>29685939
Nigga, ATG help to kill metal in the late 90s.
Dopethrone are p decent, and I'm just not gonna touch any new Maiden albums past the the early 90s.
>>29684766
guitars are for fags, just play a theremin
>>29684766
I'd be more invested in guitar if my picking hand were fully functional. It's a bitch playing across strings when your wrist is permanently bent upwards.
