How do I retrain my mind to stop holding in farts? I've sharted 6 times this week and every time people notice.
I just want to know how to be okay with farting.
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>>29684416
>I've sharted 6 times this week
Maybe you should eat more vegetables? I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not normal.
>>29684554
I'm about to fucking go buy diapers bro.
I can swear it's a fart, let it rip, then try to check if I shit myself without others noticing or smelling.
>>29684610
Just talk to a doctor about it. There's probably something you can do to try to fix it.
>>29684674
What if he gets mad I hold my farts in?
Every single person I've told gets mad. I just wish I didn't have a butthole.
>>29684760
He's not gonna get mad. And you'd die if you didn't have a butthole.
>>29684804
Want to do a taste test?
>tfw fart 30-40 times a day
How the fuck am I supposed to be around people? Do others just let em go silently or am I just fucked up?
>>29685133
First question, are you white?
If not, do you consume dairy?
You may be lactose intolerant.
>>29685267
I am white and I've tried stopping dairy but it doesn't work. I've tried everything but nothings working. How often do you fart in a day?
>>29685387
Depends on what I eat. Without dairy probably under ten times. See a doctor, sorry.
>>29685402
I did. He doesn't know what it is and i'm currently on my 10th medication and running out of hope. On the bright side it's not killing me.
>>29685480
Have you tried holistic remedies?
I've studied cosmology and I could try to diagnose if you post a pic of your butt.
>be on job site
>go around corner
>gamble on fart and loose
>have drive home to change my now shit filled pants
>>29685519
Yeah, nothing works. Thank you though.
