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2016-07-03 00:00:02 Post No. 29684162
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2016-07-03 00:00:02
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>buy ticket to movie that I know will have a packed theater.
>buy make sure my ticket is in the absolute middle row and column
>eat at indian restaurant the night before
>LETS GO BOYS.jpg
>movie starts
>lights fade
>i have mastered the art of silent farting
>One stinky dinky
>heads turn
>hear whispering
>Two stinky dinky
>can sense everyone getting upset at the disgusting stench
>Three stinky dinky!
>Uh oh
>accidentally shit myself
>cant movie and leave because trapped by people in full theater
>have to sit in my shit and wait for the flick to be over
>people in my vicinity slowly leave
>theater gets evacuated because someone complained about a dead animal
>bolt out of the fire exit and never return
Normies BTFO
