"We got grouped together with you because we're all virgins"
Let me tell you about the Jews.
You Christian girls already know? Wonderful!
>>29683981
>have to move
>best place is a nice room in this house
>with a 50-something kind of milf-ish room mate
>she's lonely and sad because she's alone, just her dog who she treats like a baby
>smacks my ass, tries to tell me her nieces would like me, I play it off and change the subject each time
>she's been through a lot of guys, asks me when the last time I had a GF was
>can't say "never" because then I'm a serial killer or at least too defective to be around
>I have to make some shit up on the spot to hide my power level
>still has a boyfriend
>meet him
>elder Chad
>>29683981
Not for long ;)
>turns 360 degrees and walks away
>>29684022
I saw these guys sucking each other's shoulders
>>29683981
I somehow doubt you're virgins
>>29684742
yeah, IDKW but me too.
