When was the last time you got laid, /r9k/?
>>29683498
Including paid services?
2 days ago.
wewladoriginalcommendtbh
>>29683518
would literally rather be a virgin than have lost it to a prostitute. literally makes me sad
I saw this picture on reddit what the fuck op
A couple months ago. Tinder works, guys.
>>29683498
Well for there to be a last time, there would need to be a first time.
>last time
>>29683498
he'd be pretty attractive if it wasnt for the acne no homo
>>29683548
Well at least you can have sex with the prostitute again and have somewhat of a familiar connection with here.
8 years ago.
Now I'm 29 and all the available women are single mothers or career focused.
2013 i ate a homeless girls ass
>>29683586
So op are you him or just a sick fuck I need answers
>>29683732
I was thinking the same thing
if he got on accutane he'd be set
>>29683751
story?ffff
>>29683751
you what?
[original blockers]
>>29683498
>Last timeOriginal comment
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>>29683498
>6 months of accutane later
get on accutane acnebots
when i was 12 with a girl
im 21 now
>>29683498
never
not a virgin=not a robot
>>29683751
I too would like to hear the story behind this
>>29683993
yeah, i used accutane. it made my pussy smell like an unwiped anus. it smelled strongly of literal feces all the time. i stopped using it 3 years ago and my pussy still stinks so bad, even if i wear compression shorts and 2 pairs of pants, people across the room will yell out "DID SOMEONE SHIT ON THE FLOOR IN HERE?" i did start wiping back to front and collecting my feces in my cunt the same day i started using accutane but i'm pretty sure it was the accutane.
>>29683829
>>29683831
>summer 2013
>flunking college and living with roommates
>drunk but we decide to go to liquor store
>our usual store is closed so we need to ask for directions
>see qt girl asking people for change
>she ends up showing us where liquor store is
>convince her to come drink with us
>doesn't drink anything but ends up in my bedroom
>can't get it up because drunk
>flip her on her stomach and spread her ass cheeks
>eat her ass
>rawdog her right in the pussy (wouldn't let me put it in her butt)
>next morning try to do it again
>she says only if she can live with me
>roommates say no because she heard voices and was homeless
She was pretty nice and even browsed 4chan, but my roommates told her I moved when she came back another day and was smoking cigarette butts out of a pipe.
>>29684201
so tell me, friend, how much doo doo was in her tush? like your first lick, did you come back with a full mouthful of feces? half mouthful? what up wit dat doo doo dog?
Two weeks ago and now i'm horny as fuck
>>29684295
I had an ex-gf literally shit all over my dick. Nice try, but my love for girls buttholes is here to stay.
About two weeks ago with a married woman.
5 months ago. I could call her up for a booty call but I'd rather jerk it than fuck her again.
get out unless you're a virgin
>>29683498
a week ago
>>29683498
In a past life, I guess?
