My entire life is like a comedy movie.
>>29682630
Suck it up pussy.
original
mine is like a cartoon
peolle already said that I should write and sell it
>>29682630
>my entire life
you mean including the part where you sit motionless in front of the computer for 6 straight hours after yuo wake up and eat your 3 bowls of count chocolate?
>>29682678
What nasty, inhumane people. Move away, anon. Come live with me, life does not deserve to be so cruel to you.
>>29682630
Mine started as one of those shitty prequels, went on to become a documentary about child abuse, then a drama flick, then an occult thriller, then a war film, then a romance tragedy, then it became a comedic thriller, now it's just a drama again.
>>29682630
My life is like Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones
My life is like some shitty comedy movie starring Michael Cera's unlikable brother
>>29682870
Why
original not, I am intrigued
My life isn't like a movie because it's boring and I never do anything
>>29682965
>he doesn't go on wacky adventures on the internet
>he doesn't be an activist for warring sides all over the world
>he doesn't hack the world using an alias
>he doesn't save lives on suicidal forums
>he doesn't get the girl in a long-distance relationship
>he doesn't take part in the meme wars
No wonder your life is boring
>>29683016
Actually I have talked people out of suicide but I've also given advice on the best suicide methods so I think it evens out in the end
