>so anon, why don't you just get a trap gf?
I would except none will ever look as cute as pizza
>>29682514
You make it sound easy. Cute traps don't go for limp-wristed skelly-mode teenage boys
They all want yuge dicks. And I want no dicks.
>>29682653
Heh, that. They either want cuteboys or giant burly dudes. I'm just somewhere in-between and can't really make it to either extremes. Also, the dick situation.
not a fan of shitpucci
they only like chad or other traps
thats the way it goes
>>29682594
do not remind me please
>>29682514
>trap
>girlfriend
>girl
that's not how it works fag
>>29682514
That's right you little gay boys go for that dick. More REAL pussy for me
>>29683311
I like pussy to, a trap/female threesome would be great honestly
>>29683311
I will take either one. I won't take used pussy though. You can keep the stds.
>>29682791
I agree with the other anon who said that traps are bearmode/boyband/model chad hunters
I think a lot of trapfags fall into the meme of traps and trannies somehow being different than natural women because they were once (or still are, in mine and some others' bigoted opinion) male and therefore are more unlike women and yet still appealing to them if they like or at least don't dislike the penis' presence
which is ludicrous because they're probably likely to be (if not much more) as narcissistic and vapid because of their extreme special snowflake syndrome and hordes of physically/financially top tier males constantly pursuing them
maybe I'm just projecting because I once fell for this meme of them being everything intellectually good about men and simultaneously everything visually good about women minus the vagina and sometimes breasts unless you're like me and are simply so sick of women and aren't interested in procreation and eventually become genuinely disgusted by vaginas and their often hideous multifold, nightmarish, murdered, roasted, shredded cow corpse fragments appearance
>>29683713
Can confirm; traps are more loyal/understanding than women but they still want cute guys. Who doesn't though?
>>29682514
I can't stick my dick inside another dick.
It's bizza time :3
>>29682514
>implying traps want robots
They only want hot guys or other cute traps
even traps hate manlets like me, what a world
>>29683806
>tfw no mtf gf w/ cute tranny bangs
>>29683806
good, I'm really hungry
>>29683806
You just made my day Pizza
>>29683806
shit hair desu
looks unhealthy
>>29683978
i mean, it's really thin hair and the ends look dead. but a lot of cis girls have shit hair. at least she makes an effort to look feminine unlike most mtfs on 4chan who just take hormones and do nothing else and think its going to turn them into beautiful women overnight
>>29682514
So op why don't you keep the shitposting on /b/? People like you are ruining this board. Bunch of disgusting mentally ill freaks
>>29684016
you know this is r9k right?
>>29683806
hi pizza
post more pics, thanks
>>29683845
I'm taken sorry dear
>>29683919
Me too desu
>>29683957
<3
>>29683978
I've always had really fine hair :c sucks but it's not the end of the world. You're right though I need the ends trimmed.
>>29684118
Hi anon, I'm at work rn and can't take new pics, but I might later tonight.
what do robots look like? i mean, you guys are always complaining about not looking like chad but like, i've never been into chads. so i'm actually sincerely curious about what you guys actually look like
>>29684016
>immunity animals cannot save her
but that directly contradicts the immunity animal
which one is correct?
>>29684253
There's a pretty big variety.
Autists, neckbeards, obese, skele, simply ugly, etc.
>>29683806
>that boyface
>>29682514
cus I want a bf that's at least somewhat masculine
>>29684284
Ur a boyface
Where do you even find traps? I'm tired of being a lonely virgin...
>>29684253
>>29684281
I'm not skelly or obese, healthy weight. Don't think I'm that ugly though no woman has ever complimented me on my appearance.
>>29684281
i mean, i am autistic its not necessarily a bad thing...
>>29683779
and there it is, generally speaking, I'm unsure that they've actually any more intellect, dignity and loyalty than the majority of women, however I don't doubt for a moment that they're as high-maintenance and entitled as most women are, perhaps you've more experience there than I
I'm resigned to appreciating their beauty through photographs and never having anything to do with them whatsoever, similarly to how many true Robots view women, from afar and without worshipping the ground on which they tread, exalting them to demi-goddess status
idolatrous men who pedestalize women and placate them are infinitely more pathetic than people who're aroused by imitators of women and delude themselves into believing they're actually women, but for the record; I know that I'm at least bisexual (if not homosexual) to be attracted to some people who I know not to be female
I know this because if I think what I'm looking at may be a tranny, I'll be potentially interested, if/when I should realize it's female, I'm completely put-off
I can't tell if I'm a faggot for some other reason(s) or because I'm majorly misogynistic and bigoted
I need to check my male privilege and check into a feminist re-education clinic
>>29684317
You make me wish I was a trap so I could get attention too.
>>29684323
>though no woman has ever complimented me on my appearance.
it's funny, i used to get get complimented about my appearance before i transitioned. and then when i started taking hormones, i got all sorts of compliments from girls
why would someone who put all that effort into being a hot gril want an overweight 30-year-old boring guy with male pattern baldness? they are probably pickier than the average girl
>>29684317
why wont you love me you stupid attentionwhore
I'm gonna be honest I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the cute tranny girls on r9k
It's very frustrating because they are literally only here to tease, none of them
actually want anything to do with robots, they'd never meet a robot IRL
Most of them are nice besides this, but I just wish if they'd stick to mtfg
>>29684253
Most of us pretty unattractive I'm afraid. But there must be a bunch of cute ones, and you have your pick of the litter.
That wouldn't be me though. Average height and fit (I lift a lot), but still kind of ugly desu and dorky.
>>29684350
I will give any robot attention as long as he doesnt beta orbit me because my heart is for Stacy alone.
>>29684352
>look like a chad
>will never have a beautiful trap gf
>>29684397
Yeah.
They're not that different from other women. They're not robots. They don't really belong here...
>>29684397
idk, i think trans girls come here for attention because trannies have zero confidence and come to the only place on 4chan where people actually feel shittier about themselves than they do.
>>29684016
Faggotsayswhat?
>>29684317
how old are you pizza?
trannies in 2016 are the new stacy and probably get fucked by chad daily
>>29684469
That's what I meant, you girls only come here for attention
A lot of robots are naive and think you guys actually like robots.
The presence of cute tranny girls, including you if that is your picture, only serves to make r9k a little worse. The golden age of this board is pretty much over though, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
>>29684512
you are delusional if you think this. trannies are 0.5% of the population of of those, only 50% are under 30, and of that even smaller number, like 5% of them are even attractive enough to pass well and attract chads.
>>29684352
I've noticed that girls tend to compliment other girls much more often than guys. Plus, girls get attention from men and other women, while guys only get attention from girls (and only if they're already good-looking).
>>29682514
>trap
>gf
you mean bf, faggot.
>>29684469
Hmmm, I feel like there's already boards for those...oh yeah, /soc/ and /lgbt/. Fuck off you fucking retard.
>>29684532
the golden age of this board ended just before moot deleted it tbqh. idk if these tranny threads make the board worse than other shit posts all over. beside, i kind of fit in here even though i'm not a shut in anymore. i'm a weird autist with barely any friends that spends almost all free time on 4chan
and thank you for thinking im cute
Because traps are fucking gross. I'd rather get fucked by a REAL MAN.
>>29684016
damn it
oc piza
>>29684544
is that your end game? to become stacy and attract chad?
>>29682514
My experience trannies are fucked in the head. It's like all the downside of a girl with BPD with none of the pussy upside.
If you're one, live and let live, but you get nowhere near my personal life.
>>29684622
idk. i think my end game is to become stacy but i know that's probably not a realistic goal so i try to temper my expectations and just be satisfied with the fact that i pass and get called cute and every now and then. i'll never be an 8 or 9/10 stacy but being a 6/10 mary isn't too bad
>>29684627
This, trannies are fucked in the head. Petite qt twinks that like to cross dress are perfectly fine though
>>29684581
You're literally as worse or not more then roasties because you keep being a fucking attention whore. >tee hee I'm a tranny XD I'm so cute XDXD obligatory whining about gender and how I'm really a girl here XDXDXD
>>29684659
I'm Chad and I'd date you. We're not all out for Stacy, so don't listen to jealous robots.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10651153
This been bothering me for a while, which is the majority?
>>29684581
There was a second, smaller golden age about 8 months ago where a lot of good threads and memes were coming out, and that was around the height of Eggman and the blackpill. The board actually kind of went downhill when they brought the robot back.
I do think the tranny threads do make the board worse. There's just way too many of them now. I think trannies and robots do have a lot in common, but I'm off the increasingly unpopular philosophy that girls should not be on r9k regardless of what's between their legs.
The tranny threads simply exacerbate the crabs in the bucket mentality on this board. I feel like most robots are just prison gay (not that it's necessarily gay to like trans girls, it's just the most applicable term) because they have almost zero interaction with women. Tranny threads and all the lewdness and cuteness that takes place in them keeps them satiated for a moment. They never get better, they never go out and try and actually get a cis or trans gf. They just keep coming to these threads so they can stay comfortably unhappy.
Because I don't want AIDS or Hep C.
>>29684719
lol i have never talked about gender here before, i believe all MtFs are just men who desire a different sociocultural role in society anyway, that's not exactly an SJW opinion on gender
>>29684727
>implying Chads come to /r9k/
>>29684659
>Being this delusional
I don't care if you're trying to be a girl or think you are, but you do not pass.
>>29684761
>implying Chads don't enjoy schadenfreude
>>29682514
Because they'd be a boyfriend, not a girlfriend, and I'm not gay.
>>29684739
To add on to this, Pizza is essentially a girlfriend simulator for a lot of robots
I can guarantee most of the guys who give her (You)'s have fantasized in great detail a life with Pizza as their gf, even their wife. They've probably imagined not only fucking her, but taking her on nice dates, picnics, and even starting a family with her. They are being cuckolded by their own ego.
When they have a moment of lucidity, where they realize precisely what they're doing, I can only imagine the anxiety it causes them.
>want a cute gf
>would have a trans gf
>if you're attracted to someone who is mtf you're a "chaser"
I don't get it
>>29684797
lol okay bro
>>29684893
youre only a chaser if you are attracted to their cock and want to suck it and touch it or be fucked by it
if the above describes you, you are just s repressed homosexual
>>29684511
Just turned 25 ;_;
>>29684908
Ur cute
>>29684923
what if i'm bi and just want the best of both genders?
girl with a cock
>>29684923
so if I don't care about her ding dong I'm not a chaser?
>>29684956
>tfw just turned 25 too and want to die
>>29684959
Vaginas are better than cocks though
>>29684960
Yeah I think so, you'd probably be better off asking a tranny though
>>29684956
Pizza, I love you. Please get over your fear of flying and come to NY so I can give you warm hugs.
>>29684986
no
they really aren't
cocks are superior in pretty much every way
>>29685035
You can't put your dick in a cock
Vaginas are literally designed to be pleasurable for cocks
>>29685058
i can put my dick in a mouth or ass tooblowjobs and handjobs feel better than pussy btw
>>29685182
Everything you are saying is only true if you are a fag, which you are and there's nothing wrong with that.
Vaginas rule cocks drool
I'll never understand how people managed to turn a mans shit hole into a sexual object. I like watching anal porn but that's because it's done by literal professions who clean it up, bleach it, and I can't smell it.
I don't understand how you tranny chasers can sexualize someone who shits out of their sexhole every day.
I mean I know there are some hot trannies and I may fap to a video of them but actually getting in a relationship with them or ever fucking them IRL? No thanks
No matter how cute someone like Pizza may appear, in the end it's just a guy who takes nasty shits like everyone else but the difference is he takes it in the ass
>>29685216
bi
i've tried both
give me a boypussy and a cock not a smelly cunt
>>29685422
girls shit too anon
>>29685020
Maybe some day anon
>>29684982
Yeahhh I'm starting to feel old tbqh, but oh well at least I've been on hrt for years prior to turning 25.
>>29685470
How much does the US Government pay you to shitpost on this board
I'm on to you, you no good Italian dish. I've made it my life's purpose to protect this board from cute tranny girls like you, and I will do whatever it takes.
You've made an enemy for life in me, and many others like me.
>>29682514
Portuguese traps are ugly ;-;
>>29685449
Yes, and that is why they have an anus, to shit. And a vagina, to fuck. You retard.
>>29684016
Why u do tis
Am scared
>>29685546
>vagina
>2016
>????
> trap
> gf
Hop off a bridge
272ge
>>29685470
I want to give you hugs ;~;
>>29685503
Fuck I wish I could get paid to shitpost all day. Sure would beat wagecucking at a retail job.
>>29685642
You think you're clever don't you? I know your endgame. You're only here to suppress the beta uprising.
>>29685642
post your pizza butt
thanks
>>29685642
>Tfw pizza will never sit on your face
;--;
Because mentally ill degenerates of that type are a tiny fraction of the people out there and I don't have any more chance with them than a girl. At least girls are 50% of the people out there.
>>29685845
Iktf
>tfw no trans girl to gently bully me
>>29685642
do you get hit on by old creepy men?
>>29685985
All the time.. younger guys don't flirt as hard, but they're noticeably friendly with me.
>>29685845
Lewd
>>29685690
pic related.
>>29685668
You have me all wrong, I just want to infilt- ermm join your uprising!!! Ree and all that!!
>>29686074
alright ill admit that's a very cute butt but i still dont like you and i dont think you should be on this board
>>29686074
I'd hit on you if I met you desu
>>29686074
post more butt
then put said butt on my face
pls
why is everyone from mtfg here
>>29686287
ive heard the legends about you
>>29686287
A better question is why everyone here isn't taking this shit to mtfg where it fucking belongs. Jesus christ you faggots are like bronies and /pol/.
>>29684317
kill yourself you disgusting attention seeking whore, you're also a trumpfag so no wonder
>>29684016
I just like pussy too much to choose a trap as a gf. Thought I'd definitely fuck a tranny if there's no strings attached
>>29682514
but i already do have a trans gf
>>29685544
>this
>ugly
>>29686287
Hi Kayla. I've followed your saga since the early /cd/ days on 420chan. Wanna ride dirt bikes? :3
>>29687484
Traps for Trump my negro. What other option is there?
>>29686238
gf doesn't like when I post lewds so this is the last one for now lewd neet anon.
>>29686218
<3
>>29686197
Sorry :c I'm addicted to this board. I just can't quit you!!!
>tfw just ordered a lewd playboy bunny outfit
So it begins
>>29687737
ur gf is a very lucky girl desu
>>29687897
post pics of legs
pls
>>29687928
I'm lucky to have her
Why are Traps so perfect? I would fuck one but the good ones are rare and the risk of disease is high
>>29688071
I think that statistic is skewed because of all the trannies in sex work and the fact that many are minorities which already have a very high rate of std transmission.
Personally, I'm totally disease free.
>>29688189
is it ok for a robot to message a trans girl on okc or should i not bother them
>>29688348
Just do it anon. The worst she can say is no.
>>29688393
>she
Wow you trannies really try to convince yourselves that you're actually women.
I wish other mental illnesses were as glorified and encouraged as yours.
>>29688348
i met my fiance on okc whos trans on okc
just do it anon, whats the worst that can happen? she doesnt reply? go for it, you never know what could happen next.
>>29685035
why are you moving your feet like that? you look fucking retarded.
>>29687737
all i want is a trap who'd ride a sumo with me is that too much to ask for
>>29688393
>>29688461
she blocked me
original comment
>>29688508
oh well, just means it wasnt meant to be.
Btw heres a tip for anyone else who wants a qt trans gf
treat them as if you'd treat a regular girl. Don't single them out cause of their "difference" doing so is the fastest way to get yourself labeled a chaser and a dickhead.
If anyone else wants some more tips on having a trans gf, let me know
>>29688531
when you diaper your trans gf do you point her girltinkler up or down before you tape up the diaper
>>29688531
can you tell me what im doing wrong
okc / racecarlock
>>29688448
Yeah dude, I'm totally going to misgender another tranny. What planet are you from?
>>29688508
Eh fuck her. Find another.
>>29684016
wow o wee i guess i will reply to this post since you made me do it when you tricked me like that
how many times do i have to tell you faggots to not feed the attention whores
>>29688580
theres a lot you can fix and i'll go into great detail. Some of which you wont like.
First thing i noticed is the weight. LOSE IT. trans girls take extreme pride in their bodies and will expect you to do the same. Also it will just make your chances higher in general with anyone. You have an alright face and with a thinner look and a haircut you'd go from a 5 up to a 7 or 8.
Yeah i see you like "nerdy" stuff, best keep that shit to a minimum. Not all trans girls are into that shit infact my gf isnt at all. Saying you spend most of your time on youtube or gaming shows you have no ambition or needs to better yourself, change that to something that could be used to better yourself or change the wording around it.
>what am i doing with my life
youtube and video games? is that it? to any girl trans or not that screams I'M A FUCKING SHUT IN LOSER WHO DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING OR ANYONE. A girl wants a man with ambition and a future ahead of them. Maybe change the shit you do on a friday night to something more "interesting" even if its not remotely true it will capitvate them.
Majority of your profile screams "im a shut in loser nerd" and no girl wants that even if they are a nerd themselves. I highly recommend lose the weight and get some nice clothes with a hair cut. You'd climb up the ranks quite easily. Ditch a lot of the nerdy shit in your profile and try to make it sound more professional and like your working towards something. Try to make it sound more "socialable" for examply you could put on friday night "hanging out with the mates" or "having a quiet one in" doesnt sound too bad and it sounds "normal"
You have a chance but you must work for it first.
>>29684016
ching do ay ding cho
>>29688608
Yeah it has a dick it's a dude, get his gender right. What planet are you from, thinking you can live your life as a fetish? No wonder why all of you die from aids.
>>29684016
sha shabba ranks sha sha shabba ranks
>tfw no trap gf
>tfw you'll never cum deep inside her
>tfw she'll never scream "Oh god it's not one of my safe days!"
>tfw you'll never laugh with her while cuddling with your cock still inside
>>29689422
>being this fucking delusional
as someone who has a trans gf they are not even like this at all. They arnt submissive sex slaves begging for cock
>trap
>gf
>>29689507
>having sex means you're a submissive sex slaves begging for cock
Nigga wat
>>29682514
Cause I'm not gayorininaghal comanante
Cuz I wanna date a girl not a faggot girly boy.
>>29684016
goodness graciousblox yes original commento
I can't find one.
:(
Where does one find a trap gf? Is it not just as hard as finding a non-trap gf?
