You're walking out of school/work on a Friday. You notice some loud, young normies coming your way, phones out and snapchatting/instagramming/vining/tweeting.
One of then yells at you while pointing his phone to "hit the dab!"
A girl says "do it for the Vine!"
Now you have the whole group looking at you, with their phones out, waiting.
What do you do?
>>29682203
What dab? What are they talking about? Unless they're actually holding a dabbing pipe or something else that would allow me to figure out what the fuck they mean, I'd probably just smile awkwardly and keep walking.
>>29682203
>stare
>turn red
>keep staring
>autistic half smile
>muffled laughter
>look down
>keep walking
>go home and post on /r9k/ about hating normies
bend arm infront of my face, other arm loosly out to the side, while looking kinda down. make audibly ""dah"" sound.
they think i hit the dab just right.
i recruit them into my cult, start going around recruting people who can hit that dab. kill everyone who cant.
pure darwinism leads to a dab-able humanity where we greet each other by dabing if we are friends, or by shouting dayum daniel if its a formal ocasion.
dabs.
whip out my prolapse and chase them with it until they go away
Shoot them because murka
>>29682203
>the fuck you lookin at
>stare until they fuck off
>>29682203
im not a retard and dab,with some anime voice.
>everyone laughts, i guess.
>>29683402
lol good post anon.
