"You're boring"

this kills the stacy

>I generally don't start conversations if I have nothing to say.
>Did you want to talk to me? You'll have to give me something to talk about. I'll do my best to accommodate you.

>>29682058
Ok. So you are out with the boys, drinking beer at the bar. And you see these two girls across the bar. Your boys basically egg on you that your single and need to go talk to women and stop being shy. They basically push you towards the two girls. They both turn around and see you!

What do you say?
What are some good pick up line for hot girls?
How do you talk to random girls in public?

>>29682102
You act like I'd capitulate to peer pressure. Fuck nope. These girls aren't even attractive to me. They aren't my type. They aren't my soulmate.

>>29682195
Your boys are just trying to help you find a cute gf and happiness. You are the problem because you don't even try to talk to girls

>>29682102
This situation is unrealistic to the point of being absurd, but I'll bite.

>What do you say?

Nothing. I'll walk right past them and head to the restroom instead to psych them out.

>What are some good pick up line for hot girls?
>asking /r9k/ of all places

>How do you talk to random girls in public?

I don't talk to anyone random in public most of the time.

>>29682231
>happiness
>gf

My past girlfriends have brought me nothing but the most depressing times of my life. Fuck off with this meme.

>>29682231
But anon I'm not attracted to fellow blondes. I'm not a consumer of alcohol. There's no way I'd be pressured into giving up my ideals. I'm fine with being alone though. I only complain that ideals aren't reality, not that I'm lonely within reality.

>>29682058
Because after 26 years of being a KV my brain has been wired to perceive attractive females as a threat

>>29682058
Well, and it was the only one that has been trying to be able to do that in the world and I don't have know what how to make the best thing to me and I have ever been to a lot more fun and easy way to get my hair done and I don't think I can be a great way to the game with what is the only way we are excited about the future is a good time eyes and the rest of my favorite song on my phone and the other hand the ball and I have a lot easier than the one I have a lot of fun with the best way to get the best of the best way of life is the best yet to see my baby girl I know you have to go back

>>29682058
"I'm a virgin and don't know how"

Actually, most of the time I just freeze up

i'd rather watch porn than listen to you talk about celebrity gossip and what you wrote on facebook

>>29682058
Shy cyborg here. Will this work? What do you think her reaction would be?


Hey excuse me (to the one on the left)
I just wanted to say that you have very beautiful eyes. Let me buy you drink?

>>29683306
Freezing up is the worse. It's like your conscious knows your fucking up, but you just can't move or think of words. I hate it

>>29683382

>Get away, you creep! Stacy, this creep tried to rape me. Can you believe it?

That's what you'll get for your troubles. Buy yourself a drink and enjoy spending your money wisely, anon.

>>29682058
Why don't you talk to me more?

>*Talks to them*
>Stacey and Lacey barely acknowledge my existence.
>Chad and Brad come by.
>"Excuse us, we'll be right back."
>Never come back.

Happened countless times. Why would I continue doing the same thing and expect different results?

No girl will ever find me in a romantic light.

>>29685811
What do you say when you *talks to them*

be more specific

>>29682058
I'm too busy checking you out *laughs* Anyway, why don't you both come to my place? It would be better for... talking *winks*

>>29682195
>he still believes in soulmates
I'd suggest getting the fuck out of r9k. I'm not saying that to me mean, r9k will destroy that belief

>>29682058
Well it just never happened yet. Is there anything you want to talk about specifically?

- t. Beta Lord Autismo who is learning his way to normiedom, one cringy step at a time

>>29682083
First post best post

Underrated too