A girl will NEVER look at you like this, EVER.
Why even continue on living, guys?
I really have no interest in some gamer girl slut who is leeching off some YouTuber idiot. I mean her favorite game has to be angry birds or Mario cart
>>29681113
i just had so much satisfaction in reading that. May i suck you penis?
>>29681113
Even I have to admit there was something really aesthetic about your post.
Fucko, the other day I got a fucking 9/10 stacy looking at me like she needed my dick just because I was telling a story about quarter pounder cheeseburgers, and I'm 400% sure she ain't want shit to do with my dick, cause I'm 5/10 at best, but bitches look at people all the time, it's just a thing they do.
Most of the time means nothing.
>>29681232
what the fuck did i just originally read.
>>29681113
>mario cart
>>29681113
The fuck did you say about Mario cart
I'll fucking fight you
>>29681113
>fucking mario cart
>>29681029
>Thinks the point of life is to get a grill
Go out of your basement and do shit you faggot, maybe you'll enjoy something else
Fucking pathetic r9k whiners
>>29681161
>>29681211
this, even if i like GT, i cant deny the beuty of this post.
>>29681029
She gets paid to pretend this attention whore autist is funny and attractive
>>29681895
>>29681113
Yeah, I can't be the only one that thinks she's either a paid actor or just faking it for the video. Every video she looks like she would much rather be somewhere else and does a pretty bad job of hiding it.
If they're really married, do you think they sleep in separate beds?
>>29681939
That's a really sad thought anon. I used to watch mattpat in the good old days when he actually made videos instead of streaming and whoring for money. It's sad to think this rando slut could be paid and could be sleeping in another bed. Sad!
>>29681161
>>29681211
>>29681569
>>29681699
Fucking newfags
Stop fucking posting
>>29681113
Wow, this is a nice post.
>>29682026
desu they seem like the type of couple that sleeps in separate beds.
They don't seem rather affectionate.
>>29681113
>mario cart
What is wrong with girls who like mario kart?
>be 13
>play'n mario kart with friend's older sister
>destroying her because girls suck at video games
>starts hitting me to make me mess up
>"accidentally" hits my peenor
>wtf?
>sorry,anon. i didn't mean to
>starts playing with my d through pants, then pulls my hard d and strokes it
>should i kiss it to make it feel better
>s-stop that p-please!
>put d away and finish play the game
i didn't do anything with her but another friend did and ended up getting her pregnant later on. he has a kid somewhere now while I am a virgin.
>>29682350
>Stories that never happened, Volume II
>>29682670
Sorry, faggot, but a slutty girl wanted to fuck me instead of playing mario kart. Not so much me as anyone with a dick. I was there though.
Girl was exactly what r9k says every girl is. She's had a few kids was married twice by 26.
>>29682793
Well i guess good for you for getting our D rubbed
>>29682029
go ahead, call the mods
they can't un-meme you
;^)
>>29683108
She also licked my penis one time when we played truth or dare in the woods next to the grammar school in our neighbor.
That is all the sexual contact I have ever had.
She showed me her vag when she was getting ready to go to family picnic of bf she wouldn't fuck. I was supposed to check to make sure her dress wasnt too short when she sat down because she "didn't want to look like a slut". No panties and dress obviously hiked up to show vag.that isn't slutty at allMy boner is visible. She tells me to fuck her there and cum in her. I didn't because was babby who didn't want to risk getting her pregnant because my parents would get really cross.
I passed up chances and then she had no interest in fucking me. She fucked my older brother who was the same age as her though. I found a dvd in his room that had "fucking christy on stephanie's bed" written on it (stephanie was her little sister.)
>>29683472
>a girl wanted to fuck you
>is on r9k
>probably considers himself a robot
GET OUT NORMIEEE REEEEEE
>>29683928
I was 13, and I am still a kissless virgin. I belong here!
One of us! One of us!
>>29681029
Jokes on you anon, I just masturbated so I feel no desire to have anything to do with girls.
>>29681029
>You will never have a QT asian girl to be playful with
>>29682029
Only newfags call other people newfags. Are you slow, kiddo? Get the fuck off my board.
>>29684692
she looks like a dude, not even like a good boy pucci one either.
>>29681029
She isn't looking at him. Her eyes are focused at something off camera.
>>29685006
don't ruin the immersion anon.
seesh
>>29681029
she looks bored af
>>29684692
that's too much for me
ger
>>29681029
She's with him for the money. And at least I'm not some faggot with a high pitched and annoying voice.
>>29685666
His voice is rather high pitched.
What a numale
