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I have created an elaborate fake life to lie to my work colleagues.
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I have created an elaborate fake life to lie to my work colleagues. I have invented people from my past and people I know in stories I have told them to ward off the fact that I'm a friendless kissless virgin.

Sometimes I even fondly remember stuff just to remember that it was a lie I made up.
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>>29680561
i feel like that's a disservice to yourself more than anything
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>>29680561
stinky poontang like bad stinky dog like bad stinky
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Remember OP. To lie effectively you have to believe in your own lies.
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>>29680561
Sounds good Gatsby but your never gonna live that lie and you know it, plus the fact that you care so much about what your coworkers think about you is pretty Normie in reality. You don't owe them shit or your back story
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>>29681333
Anon's got it right, OP. They can't find the truth if there is no truth to find.
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