"each member of the group is going to talk about themselves for a minute as an icebreaker. how about we start with you, anon?"
>>29680225
>I always open with " I watch anime and play video games"
>noone ever talks to me about playing games or watching anime
>>29680225
>be freshman in class of juniors in English
>one other freshman in class, girl I went to middle school with
>teacher does this stupid shit game
>decide to mention my guitar because i like playing it
>teacher calls on other freshman first
>she mentions her piano because she likes playing it
>she calls on me
>mention my guitar
>silence
>teacher talks about how we should put effort into this because we're going to be learning together all year
>walk out, go to office, switch classes
It was okay for her to say it but not me? Fuck you
>>29680225
Fuck icebreakers.
But I'm sure it's agreed upon that the worst one is
>Okay everyone tell two interesting truths about yourself and one lie in front of the entire class!
Made me want to fucking kill myself
Anyway i either never attended the first day of school or just walked out when icebreakers were brought up.
You all should've done the same.
>>29680297
She was a normie/Stacy so automatically gets more praise for the littlest of things.
You were probably a beta sperg so it just wasn't enough.
Nothing is ever enough.
i've dropped courses because of this. actually dropped out because i refused to give a class presentation
>Okay, let's play a game
>Describe someone from class, others have to guess it
Alternatively
>Say something positive and something negative about yourself
>>29680225
>"Anon, introduce yourself to the class."
>"No."
>Class laughs and leaves you alone for the most part but the teacher hates your guts forever
5th grade wasn't bad.
>Tell the class your name and two interesting facts about yourself
>>29680225
>"well anon, aren't you going to tell us something about youself."
>"No thanks."
Normalfags btfo
>have to give feedback on some mandatory swedish course about some stacies caffeine presentation which lasted like 45 minutes
>"I didn't understand shit, I don't really care for the subject nor I drink coffee but I see you put alot of work into it."
I dropped the class before it was my turn to do the presentation.
>>29680440
>"Describe someone from class, others have to guess it"
>kid doesn't say anything, just goes to a desk, puts his head down and starts nerd breathing (whatever the fuck you call it)
>hear giggles as people start to look at me and point
>"hehe it's that weird kid who never talks"
>teacher cracks a smile
>put on the most disgusted look I can fathom
>class begins to laugh harder
>Chad behind me slaps my back and tells me it's just a joke and to smile a little
>walk out of class
>>29681571
I honestly believe that all teachers, female teachers ESPECIALLY, get off of watching the silent beta kids get humiliated in front of class.
Hell, some of the time they even fucking egg the class on to do things to purposely make the beta kid's life hell.
Women should NOT be allowed to become educators. They are incapable of handling anyone who isn't a Chad or Stacy.
>>29680309
My one lie would always be "I'm a Muslim" and despite the fact that I'm white with a slight southern accent no one would ever guess that was the lie
>You in the back, with the trench coat and long hair, why don't you introduce yourself to the class?
>I stand and comply with the insufferable sow's request
>My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. I will put as many in the grave as I can. It's time for me to kill, and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusace begins here.
>She evacuates the class
>Police apprehend me
>get expelled
>never have to go through another introduction again
>>29680225
this is the transcript of the one i have prepared and fixed over the years but still fail to deliver like a non-degenrate person everytime.
""ehh i am uuhhh anon, ehh i uhhh like video games... and reading books.... and i come from shitskinstan......and yeah uuhhh thats about all......""
there is absolutly nothing remarkeble and interesting about me, why cant they just ask me to shoot myself to amuse the group. that one i could do.
>icebreaker
>have to pair up with someone
>everyone finds their partner
>i spent that time sitting in my seat staring into space as per usual
>"anon, do you not have a partner?"
>"no"
>why don't you go sit next to jack?
>"no"
>jacks head is on the table, he clearly isn't up for this
>he shakes his head, walks out of class
>i shrug, sit next to some quiet girl who doesn't talk much
>"what do you study anon"
>"x, x, x and x"
>"oh, neat"
>teacher tells us icebreaker is over
>tell girl she seems pretty cool
>put on backpack and leave class without saying anything to anyone
went better than expected
>>29682135
If you actually read books, you'd be able to form a proper sentence and say something interesting.
>playing that game where you have a piece of paper on your head with the name of a celebrity
>write "seth rogen" on mine because hes the first one that came to mind
>stacy gets my piece of paper on her head
>she can't guess who it is
>takes paper off
>"who the heck is seth rogen? what weirdo wrote this?"
>Hi i guys my name is fluttershy otherkinskins, my pronouns are ther and therf, my hobby is activism against evil nazis. I also love history and communism
>>29682332
>reading is the same as talking
thats how retarded your post is
>>29682332
reading books has nothing to do social interaction
>>29680225
go fuck yourselves fucking retarded robot prick autists
>>29680225
> everyone has to design a coat of arms with a motto as an ice breaker
>>29682387
His problem isn't talking, his problem is that he has nothing to talk about.
>>29682433
Who else here has intense brain fog that makes their mind go completely blank whenever put in a social situation?
>>29680309
>Okay everyone tell two interesting truths about yourself and one lie in front of the entire class
Huehue. We had to do this in one of the classes I had in high school, but luckily, I didn't show up on the day they did it.
>>29680252
video games is somewhat acceptable, but don't mention anime. It ought to be your secret shame.
>>29682885
why are normies so hostile towards anime?
>>29682697
I don't mind responding to what other people say but if they expect me to say something "interesting" about myself I blank.
The worst is always group presentations, I could barely stand when I got counter-argued in a mock trial. I can't handle that kind of pressure.
>>29683531
Normies are hostile towards anything that isn't mainstream. At some point in time anime will get the video game treatment and normies will flock to it.
I wonder when colleges are going to start treating students like adults.
>>29684219
It already did with Sword Art, Attack on Autism, Death Note, One Punch Man, etc etc.
If you just say "anime" you're fine. If you go into detail about what kind (cute girls doing cute things etc) THEN they won't accept you.
"Ok class, as an icebreaker activity, why don't we all tell each other two things about ourselves? Eh... Anon, why don't you go first?"
"Tracer is my waifu and I have over 20 pornographic images, gifs and webms of her backed up in 3 different places."
>>29683531
because it's utter shit
>>29684353
>only 20 images of your waifu
Normie get out
>>29680362
I can give presentations fine, strangely. I seem to get wrapped in my speech and get through it ok
Fuck icebreakers though.
>>29684353
Tracers a fucking hoe and mercy was probably the biggest stacy in highschool.
>tfw can't even have a waifu without imagining getting cucked
>>29682332
I read good books all the time and I still can't talk to people. Normie alert.
I listen to country music that's about murdering people. Sometimes I forget to shower for days at a time.
>>29684378
>images taking 5 minutes to download each
Can you really blame me?
>>29684460
I've spent hours torrenting collections of porn of my fav characters, and even longer hand picking images for my premium collection. My porn collection includes thousands and thousands of files, and I'm not even all that dedicated compared to many others. You're fucking trash.
>>29684502
This. I have near 90k images of my waifu.
> Be me
> Be in year 10
> Just moved schools so I don't know anyone
> Teacher does the "2 truths, 1 lie" thing.
> starts at the opposite side of the room from me
> Decide /mischief/ is required
> Finally gets to me
> "So anon, it's your turn
> SmugPepe.png
>"I have an erection"
>"I fap to anime"
> "I plan to shoot up the school"
> Checkmate motherfuckers
Some of the people in the class laughed, some thought "wtf" and I got a detention. I also got to enjoy some piece and quiet in that school.
>>29682412
Don't even joke about that kind of stuff anon its not funny.
>>29680465
>"Anon, introduce yourself to the class."
>"No."
savage rebel, f a m
>>29680465
>>"Anon, introduce yourself to the class."
>>"No."
You are the hero this board needed.
>>29682135
which part of shitskinistan?
>>29683531
Ew, you like anime? XD
>>29680225
I told people that I played a lot of video games like Halo etc
I was a normalfag, pretty social and happy / confidant back then
They saw my confidence and weren't freaked out because no spaghetti
their reaction was pretty much "cool" maybe half heartedly but idc
>not that hard, just say shit and be confident
So what would happen if I were to start university and was honest if they did the introduce yourself bullshit?
"I'm anon, I watch pirated television all day and night. I watch shit on youtube while browsing several 4chan boards. I listen to music, jack off, watch anime and play video games. No I don't talk much, and saying that won't convince me to start, good luck with your studies"
*finger guns*
*deep bow*
*sit back down*
I think I could pull it off you guys, it's not like I'm going to make friends anyway.
>>29686043
Probably just a long awkward silence. If you're ok with that then go for it.
