What would you do if you had two heads /senpai/?
>>29680021
If I had two heads? I'd kiss my other head while it slept
If I met a girl with two heads, I'd try to fug her
I'd bang her. I'd gf them both.
>>29680037
>If I met a girl with two heads, I'd try to fug her
pic related had one bf for each head BTW. I think they dated separately somehow.
>>29680021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWD7k6TrJ-g
play this song then fuck them
>>29680117
Is she fertile? If yes should she breed.
>>29680021
Which one is the Stacy, lads?
>>29680021
I actually wouldn't mind hanging out with and talking to someone like that, just for intellectual curiosity. It raises a lot of questions about consciousness and control, are they the same person or two separate beings in the same body?
>>29680133
I guess not. Two-headed people are cool and all, but usually (always?) they are very unhealthy, need a lot of healthcare, suffer, and don't live long...
I have never spent a penny on pornography but I would pay a decent sum to watch a porn with these girls in it. Unfortunately they come from a stable, loving, upper-middle class two parent household so they won't end up fucking on camera.
>>29680143
kek, we've got a professor over here
you'd just make her feel uncomfortable by pointing out she has two heads you autist
>>29680021
I'd like to invoke Rule 34 on this.
>>29680021
Which one has more control of the body? Can you imagine a fight?
Maybe one of them gained full control and has been pretending the other one is fine making her speak and shit
>>29680143
>just for intellectual curiosity
Yeah, or just you know maybe be their friends somewhat if that's what people expect when they hang out. I dunno...
>>29680202
kek. how can she control the others brain???
>>29680202
I think right head has full control, apparently in the car she was controlling the pedals.
But they still don't know.
If ISIS gets a two headed jahudi, how to they behead him?
>>29680202
No. The head and neck cannot be controlled by the other brain.
IIRC they both controlled their halves of the body (mostly?) and they have to learn to walk together. It ain't SO BAD though because that's how they grew up. They react to balance and know what to do to walk without falling without having to explicitly coordinate so much.
>>29680021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
Play this song while driving them thru the hollywood hills
>>29680259
Sometimes when they talk both head speak the same words.
It's disturbing.
>>29680021
kill the other one
>>29680295
kek
Well, they're doing it on purpose and they probably shouldn't...
She sure blows
>>29680839
There needs to be more of this.
Please say there is.
>>29680839
is this real desu?
>>29680021
I would cosplay as an ogre
>>29680877
>>29680894
It's the only image I've seen.
>>29680021
Tie two nooses desu
>>29680021
finally i can shoot myself 2 times
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>>29680021
Which brain controls what? That would be one confusing body. If one shoots itself in the head, is the other going to die with it?
>>29680021
As they're sluts I reckon they get a lot of dick.
Face it, if you and you're friend were approached by them, you wouldn't say no would you?
Imagine telling people you got a blowjob from a siamese twin.
>>29680021
Daily reminder that you CAN'T be a robot if you only have 1 head. Get out of here normalfag
>>29680021
I'd probably slowly eat away at my other head until it died, as I would see it as encroachment of my territory.
If I didn't die of infection, I'd be a lot more effective as a predator and also live without fear of the other head eating me.
>tfw you are a snek
Who controls the bladder and anus? Do they both feel the vagina? What about the opposite sides of their bodies? If one of them were to fondle the other sides breast would it just feel good for that side or both of them?
The one without glasses is a parasitic twin and should die
Make one of me suck our dick.
So if they're dating does that mean one has to awkwardly be there while their sister is being fucked? Do they date the same guy? Imagine having to get 2 women to agree on sleeping with you.
How would that work?
>>29681038
If one head dies the other will die within a day or so.
>>29682315
Every time they fuck, it is an incestuous threesome
>>29680021
If I had two heads I would play pranks on my brother
> brother is asleep because he has big exam/important job interview tomorrow
> wait till he is fast asleep
> get absolutely ratshit fuck eyed drunk
> since we share a circulatory system he gets ratshit fuckeyed drunk too
> mfw he still has to go to the exam/interview
I would spike my brother so many times. The hard part would be placing drugs and alcohol without him knowing...
>>29682546
>one brother is Pepe
>the other is Wojak
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel
