>At a club with some friends and an old love of mine
>A shit ton of drinks later
>She tries to make an advance on me
>Ohshitmytangerines.com
>have to refuse and make up some bullshit lie bc tfw phimosis
>This is the 4th time this month I've turned down sex cause of it
>remain a v
Kill me now
>>29678609
>offered sex 4 times in a month
>>29678609
>At a club with some friends and an old love of mine
stopped reading there normie shit
>>29678609
I've never had the chance to have sex but i'd turn it down just because i have a small penis(looks like a childs) and can't retract my foreskin all the way down.
>>29678609
foreskins its flexible, you just have to recover the flexibility even if it hurts, just do it step by step, it wont tear apart
>>29678737
how small is small? unless its like 3 inches hard then you are prob in trouble
>>29678696
Much to your dislike, im basically a Chad thanks to /fit/ and /fa/. Even though I can't have sex cuz muh penus broken.
Might as well turn full Elliot
