if i had a dick i would put it in a hot dog bun and take a picture of it
ROASTIE GET OUT OF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29678402
>that man hand
>that fuzz on your top lip
Stop lying to yourself.
If I had a vagina I would shoot myself in the head because everyone who has a vagina is a horrible person and everyone who has a penis is a decent person that might have become horrible because of vagina
>>29678436
It's probably not a pic of her chill lmao
>>29678440
If I had a penis I would commit crimes
Kys faggot
>>29678474
No, u wouldn't
>>29678436
pic unrelated
>I<
>>29678436
Thats Car Seat Headrest
>>29678538
will you be my gf now anon?
>>29678402
8" reporting.
I'm doing this tonight, your words inspire me.
If I had a penis I would piss over my backyard fence on the neighbor's shitty cocker spaniels.
>>29678402
Why have I never thought of this?
If I had a penis, I'd probably try to fuck a lot of different fruits.
>>29678402
grimes
oiginalio
If I had a penis, I would have snuck into my homeroom teacher's office and put my cum all over fucking everything.
If I had a penis, it'd be really small and circumcised and I'd have even more anger issues.
>>29678440
if I had a penis, I'd probably think exactly like this, or I'd just fall for the tranny meme.
>>29679635
I'll bet you would. Faggot.
>>29679946
Grapefruits seem like they've be good to fuck as long as you didn't get too much juice on you, they're all plump and slick.
>>29679966
Aww damn. It's getting hot up in here.
Womynz can fuck fruit, too. I mean, bananas can't be too bad after the AIDS is washed off. And cucumbers have gotta be the sexiest vegetable ever to a lady.
I'm not into fucking plants, just pointing out the proven fact that a small pumpkin warmed in the microwave is like a 5-star resort for your dick. Allegedly.
