Anyone else have the sudden urge to rip off a qts pants, spread her soft cheeks, and shove their tongues in their delicious buttholes?
>>29678265
I want to, but i dont wanna fall for the rape meme.
m-m-me....
when I see particularly feminine and youthful legs/hip/pelvic regions, I get an urge to stare. If I had the luxury I'd stare all I want and meticulously draw it in detail somewhere but it's dubiously legal at best so I don't.
>putting your mouth on a dirty shithole
no, have you ever actually smelled ass? it's revolting.
>>29678449
Girls keep themselves pretty clean, their butts don't usually smell like dudes
>>29678517
You're either an idiot or a huge idiot.
>>29678422
>this is how far feminism has gotten
are you kidding me? you cant be serious
>>29678517
Hahahaa.... virgin detec... oh wait this is r9k.
Anyway. Girls buttholes smell and taste just like guys buttholes. Sometimes worse.
>>29678265
>She's on her period you idiot what do you do now
>>29678653
buttholes... you know they don't bleed from their butt don't you?
>>29678527
>>29678626
It's a fucking fact. Women are way more meticulous about their hygiene and appearance then men. They're also less hairy.
>>29678676
It's messy everywhere what do you think I sadly had to see it
>>29678626
if you are poor i guess. guys don't care about their b-holes nearly as much. ive only heard of one girl out of hundreds that my friends or i have been with that had a stinky bum and that was on a one night stand. people learn to clean their asses in 4th grade.
also most guys have hairy asses so it's just irrational to expect girls to be exactly the same.
>>29678685
>Women are way more meticulous about their hygiene and appearance then men.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Women_are_wonderful%22_effect
Yeah except I'd just fuck her right then and there. Anal is disgusting in all forms.
>>29678527
>>29678532
Not him, but I've purposefully smelled 2 different girls asses. They barely smelled unless your nose was literally inside the ass. Even with the fat one. Now their vaginas were a completely different story
>>29678755
I take it back, you're totally right.
Women aren't solely judged on their appearances, nor do they spend hours grooming or carrying purses full of makeup/hygiene products at all times....
>>29678825
Female defected
>>29678755
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygiene
http://beauty.onehowto.com/article/how-to-thoroughly-clean-your-anus-894.html
youre welcome
>>29678839
>making an obvious observation means you're a woman
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>29678859
Go wash your stinky ass, roastie-toastie
>>29678840
this is bullshit, i used to wipe front to back and it made my asshole smell like my nasty cunt. it's way better going back to front and masking my rancid pussy stench with the scent of my feces.
I would be worried about the stale sweat from wearing such tight jeans.
>>29678626
Virginity has nothing to do with it.
I'm pretty sure most guys have lived with moms/sister's to know how disgusting they are in the comfort of their own home
>>29679005
Unless they're outside all day, sweat shouldn't be a problem and I'm sure they wipe
>>29678265
No i can't say that I have but I always wondered what it feels like to get a rim job
>>29679072
How the fuck are you "sure" about the bathroom habits of strangers? You know 60% of women don't even attempt to wipe after defecating. And that's just in the United States, worldwide it's something like 90%. Wiping is for fancy faggots yo.
>>29678265
nah not really my thing however if she was wearing pantyhose maybe i will
>>29678676
>butthole and pussy are 2 different holes
lol you've never seen a woman naked have you? you really think there's a doo doo opening, and then a closed-off area of skin for some reason, and then a cunt opening? instead of one big hole where doo doo pee pee and cunt blood and babies come out and penises and dildos and knives go in? how much sense would that make ReeRee Sobieski?
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>she wipes her anus
YUM YUM! what's more delicious than fresh DOO DOO straight from a girl's NO NO?
>>29678517
A lot of girls don't even shave their legs unless they know they're going to be exposed.
Do you really think girls wax, enema, and whiten their butt-holes on a daily basis?
Nothing pisses me off more then when a qt girl new to porn spreads her butt and it's obvious all she did was trim her pubes. She literally knew she was going to have HD closeup photos of her anus taken, and it's stained brown with little uneven hairs everywhere, or in some cases even has a fucking rash.
Real life isn't an anime.
>>29679130
>60% of women don't even attempt to wipe after defecating. And that's just in the United States
Nice stat anon, you can go ahead and shove it back up your ass where you found it.
>>29679512
Who the fuck whitens, waxes,and enemas their butt daily? That doesn't even make sense.
And yes most girls shave often enough where it's not a fucking forest there, and they keep their butts clean of fecal matter.
>>29679565Traps
oregano
>>29679565
Go ahead Anon, have a lick.
>>29679605
You know what "daily" means right?
>>29679666
THERE IS CRUSTED DOO DOO ON THAT WOMAN'S ANUS! HELP! POLICE!
>>29679666
I'd be perfectly fine with tonguing that if she was qt.
A few brown specks never hurt anyone, & the hair just makes it slightly less appealing
>>29679695
Cadence Carter.
>>29679743
yep would eat it like it was my last meal
Permie here
I always though that girl's assholes would be cleaner than guys because they don't have the hair usually, or at least thick hair
I know that assholes is you find them in normal life (girls at work, on the train, at a bar, just normal girls in daily life) will have an off scent, right? But girls usually don't have all the hair like guys have that shit particles can cling to so girls are basically wiping just their assholes so it cleans better?
>>29679909
oh god i'm dying
>>29679941
what stupid shit did i say? is it all of it? i just kind of started rambling about assholes
>>29679743
nice shoulders
>>29679959
>on the train
Also what's a permie?
>>29679982
your dick has nice shoulders faggot
>>29680011
permavirgin
i used train as an example of a normal everyday place
>>29680039
oh ok
yeah you got the right idea
>>29680011
If you're not crawling around on the train sniffing ladies' assholes, then I can't help you.
>>29678265
I'm content with saving her for later fapping.
>>29678527
>doesn't like tonguepunching a girls fartbox
You sure you're not gay?
