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Silly girls stories?

>10th grade, Spanish class travels to Spain
>one day decide we want to go see a bull fight
>everybody is gung-ho, guys and girls
>sit down at the arena
>girls are all taking pictures together
>"OMG Stacey so cultural XD"
>"so cool I've always wanted to see a bull fight!"
>guys all realize exactly what's about to happen
>bull comes out
>guys start stabbing the bull with the colorful things as it runs around
>one girl asks how the sticks stay on, like Velcro or something?
>teacher explains they're barb-tipped shafts
>all the girls demeanors change to horror
>horse guy comes out stabbing the spear into the bull
>girls start crying and screaming
>by the time the matador finishes the bull, they're all unrecognizable with makeup and tears smeared everywhere
>mfw
I guess they didn't realize a bull fight meant fighting a bull
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>>29677838
you actually went on the field trip to Spain?

jesus christ talk about normie
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>>29677838
i kek'd jesus i know stacys are stupid but if this shit happened...jesus
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>Out shooting in desert with girl I like, trying to get to be my gf
>shit's going smoothly
>start with .22 pistol, work up to my AR-15
>It's my turn to shoot and I'm shooting my target
>see a prairie dog pop up
>shoot it
>It fucking exploded into an unrecognizable heap of red mush
>Kinda like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMzKFi9WaLI&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVMzKFi9WaLI&has_verified=1
>O shit lmao I forgot I wasn't with my retarded friends
>she starts fucking crying and calling me a monster
>demands I take her home right now
>do it
>never hear from her again

I guess that's another Hillary voter
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>>29679249
Kek
Girls and hunting never mix
>hunting with 2 friends at the start of summer, right when the animals aren't stuffed with worms
>normalshit hunting buddy brought his GF
>shes wearing a fucking pink camo hat and converses.
>buddy decides to let her use his 12 guage mossberg
>she actually hits a lazy buck her first try, despite almost falling over
>starts blubbering about how she didn't think she'd actually hit it
>20 minutes of trailing and crying later, we find the deer
>girl starts screaming once I start to finish it off with a knife
>buddy ditches me and one other guy to clean an entire fucking deer by ourselves while he takes the bitch back to her apartment
>2 weeks later she's posting vegetarian bullshit on Facebook
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Bullfights still happen? I thought PETA banned them?
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>>29679651
Did your friend become a cuck and start posting vegan stuff too?

Isn't hunted meat the most humane meat though? The animal often dies within minutes of figuring out that humans are near him.
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I'm seeing a trend

>go kill animal
>girl cries
>haha dumb girl
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I thought I didn't understand women but even i get that you can't shoot animals in front of them ffs
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>>29679714
I don't think he's vegetarian, but the last time I asked if he wanted to hunt, he said he wasn't really into it anymore.

That was bullshit. I went to highschool with him, and he shot prairie chickens with his dad's compound bow because he wasn't allowed to use a gun. He loved hunting. No fucking way his GF wasn't the reason for him stopping.
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>>29677889
you wouldn't want to go somewhere else? Somewhere you might be someone else?
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>>29679714
being killed by humans is always more humane than how they would die naturally
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>>29679808
I made this photo lol
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>be somewhat popular normie in hs
>grandpa has a farm, he regularly organizes pig slaughters etc.
>invite a bunch of people including girls for basically free food+fresh meat products etc.
>Chubby Stacy loves meat
>mfw seeing the horror on her face when she sees me butcher a pig
No girls ever talked to after that, and I think chubby stacy went vegan
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