>Well, I guess that they just booked double rooms and didn't think about the fact that we were an odd number of girls and an odd number of guys...
>They probably thought that we were the two with the least chance of "something happening" when they put us together, haha!
>>29676134
I can sleep on the sofa m'lady.
haha yeah what a weird contrived situation hhah
They were right. Hope you like sleeping on the floor, I don't allow subhumans near me.
>more like "least chance of you waking up when something's happening",haha!
If her legs are broken, they'll never feel anything touching them...
>tfw no wheelie gf
I DON'T CARE IF I'M ORIGINAL FUCK OFF NORMIEBOT9K REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU THOUGH WRONG BITCH NOW GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SWEET SWEET WHEELCHAIR PUSSY OH YEAH DO YOU LIKE THE WAY MY ABLE-BODIED PENIS FEELS IN YOUR CRIPPLED VAGINA YOU DOWN SYNDROME WHORE
>> little do they know "something happening" has
>> mu ha hah ha ha
>>29676134
>this happens
>we are about to cuddle because the stars allign
>suddenly flashing orange lights and whoop whoop sirens
>"the boat is sinking m80s! my bad! -- t. captain"
>"i guess this means you need to carry me up four flights of stairs and then onto a life boat, anon!"
mfw
>>29676247
>If her legs are broken, they'll never feel anything touching them...
That is not at all how that works.
>>29676355
She looks like even the weakest of robots would be able to carry her anywhere.
>>29676355
Do you not understand just how much pussy you will slay if you save a cripple girl? Never mind the fact she will fuck you all you want but you would be a great fucking hero and bitch love that shit. I only wish I had the privilege of saving that bitch on a sinking ship.
>tfw you will never build a custom backpack thing for your wheels gf
>tfw you will never go for walks banjo and kazooie style
it doesn't feel good, brothers
>>29676458
>those things do actually exist
>>29676458
>banjo and kazooie style
>kek'd
>>29676360
if her legs don't work because her spine is severed then they'll never feel anything touching them
>>29676403
This. You just described a fucking fantasy there m8
>get to be hero
>everyone is proud of you for once for having courage and saving someone's life
>actually earn old-timey swoon gratitude from vulnerable wheelchair qt
>she comes to completely rely on you, falls in love
>she doesn't feel like she's a burden to you since you were willing to place your life on the line for hers
>gets to the point where her tiny frail form melts into yours when you embrace
That shit is cash right there. Fuck's sake.
Shit. Now I've gone & made myself feel again.
>>29676600
Spine =/= legs.
>>29676388
>>29676403
>Girl wants you to save her
>She might let you pity fuck her afterwards
>You could let her die and no one would know
>But you're probably too weak to carry her
Fugg what do
>>29676360
>>29676600
In one episode of GOT, some northmen come to take away bran (who is crippled as well) and to check that he is actually bran, he slices his blade against his thigh and he doesn't react or display any sign of pain, thus being certain that he is the cripple. GOT can't be wrong
>>29676698
petite, slim women like her are usually surprisingly light
it's an emergency so you'd probably have tons of adrenaline too
>2008
>there's this cunt Stacey who just looks like a cute girl in a wheelchair
>she condescends to me
>make up the nickname "bitch on wheels"
>everybody uses it
>feels good
>2016
>one of our teachers dies
>go to funeral
>wheelie girl is there
>has degenerated to the point of being a spooky misshapen googly eyed fuck
>gurgling and foaming
>feels bad
>>29676743
>slim
She's spooky skeltal mode.
>>29676720
There are other ways to get crippled, like muscular degeneration or bone diseases.
Paraplegia is just dramatic and overused in media.
>>29676772
>spooky skeltal mode.
that's atrophy, she's not proana or anything.
>>29676813
What about her arms? They're also skinny. If she was paralyzed from the waist down, she would have skinny legs and normal/buff arms.
>>29676720
That's because Bran flakes' spine was broken by the fall, numbnuts. The spine is the issue, not the legs.
If the problem is rather that the legs don't work for some reason they'd be able to feel just fine. Spine/nerves/sensation are an entirely separate issue.
>>29676698
Anon she looks like 120 pounds soaking wet. You realize you don't have to carry the chair right? Between the adrenaline and either doing a Fireman's carry or tossing her over your shoulder you really should be able to pull it off even if you don't lift or anything.
Plus the alternative is the constant waking nightmare of having left a pretty crippled girl to die horribly of burning/drowning because you sperged out and were too much of a coward to try. Dunno about you but I have enough reasons to drink & smoke myself to death without having that shit looming over me.
>>29676849
not all people in a wheelchair use a manual wheelchair all the time, electric is more common
if you spend all your time sitting down your muscles will atrophy to shit
>>29676855
>120 pounds
>converts from Murrican to Civilized
>55 kg
She looks like she's barely 40.
>>29676497
okay so we have backpack technology
all we need is technology to make a wheels girl fall in love with me
;_;
>>29676855
>Plus the alternative is the constant waking nightmare of having left a pretty crippled girl to die horribly of burning/drowning because you sperged out and were too much of a coward to try. Dunno about you but I have enough reasons to drink & smoke myself to death without having that shit looming over me.
Also I'm sure if you are so fucking weak you can't handle it someone else will help, but that would take away quite a bit from the hero's pussy slaying.
>>29677081
Techs never gonna fix our kind of autism. Money might.
>>29677081
You must first have legs strong enough to walk for two.
>>29676134
Haha maybe they counted you as half a girl and me as two men
>>29676134
Well bicycles are not allowed in the room and I don't want trouble so its safer for me to just park you outside
>>29677112
i've used a steadicam before
those fuckers are heavy
the key is to have all the weight on your hips
>>29677103
[debussy's claire de lune begins playing]
>>29677231
How heavy are we talking about here?
>>29676907
Bad with #s famalam. I often accidentally say things like 'she looks like she weighs 70lbs soaking wet' or something else really tiny so I was afraid of undershooting.
Literally the only thing my American edyu-kay-shun denied me. Fuck those math classes were terrible. At least I can count well enough to pay bills.
Regardless, point stands. She'd be trivially easy to carry to a lifeboat or down hotel stairs.
>>29676200
>haha yeah what a weird contrived situation hhah
I'm just gonna start posting this whenever threads like this pop up
>>29676497
>>29677112
Here's the source, by the way.
http://www.newmobility.com/2014/02/spirited-sexy-sweet-wheelchair-couple/
>>29676855
No I wouldn't care because she's a cripple and she's woman. Just because she's in a wheelchair doesn't make her any different from every other girl that likes riding the cock carousel.
>>29677425
NSDAP reasons? Or general misanthropic reasons?
I mean regardless of her fucking you after letting a cripple die a horrible death is pretty shitty so I'm guessing you're eaither pro-eugenics and/or an edgelord.
>>29676403
This is not even a "that kid" thread.
You know no one realy gives a shit unless you were accepted before- and even then it's just an excuse.
I'M NOT WIPING YOUR SHITHOLE
>>29676720
Really shitty post t b h
>>29676855
>constant waking nightmare
you little white knight you
To feel bad for not saving someone when you could have is one thing, to be a beta faggot about it is another.
>>29676134
i find myself conflicted because she has a pretty face but wth holocaust legs fuck that
>that robot who likes wheely girls because he thinks he has a chance with them because they must be easier to get!
Please tell me people don't think this is true..
>>29676307
>YOU DOWN SYNDROME WHORE
>>29678225
Come on dude. It's not even that she's a chick. It's that you left a cripple to die. Anyone with empathy is going to be haunted by that fuck up forever.
Your choice killed someone who needed you. Someone who was helpless. How would you get by without becoming a wretch of a person?
You could.
You didn't.
That's the damning part. No excuse. No middle ground. Just you and your guilt.
>>29678284
Wheelie girls are always sitting down, they literally can't have higher standards (unless you're a manlet)
>>29676134
I'll fuck your ass so hard, you won't be able to walk normally for a week
