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Alright guys I'm pretty fucking bored and we've got a Jay Leno that I need help talking to. As per usual dubs decides. Cheers everyone
How down would you be for me to fuck you while you're unconscious?
>>29675697
ayy bb wan sum fuk
this wasn't original
>>29675745
Damn that's always a classic desu
>>29675697
Hello Claudia, what a nice chin you have there, would you like to go out for some coffee?
Scoop my poop babe
>>29675911
Are you even still here OP
Hi! What brings you to tinder? My parole officer said it would be a great way for me to start interacting with woman again after the incident.
>>29675941
>>29675911
Now we wait gentlemen
>>29675697
Nice flag, are you purging too?
Are you Eggmans sister?
>>29675697
Reeeeee brand representatives post where I can block ur ads please, I'm not mad just dissapointed (le dissapointed meme)
What now boys? Your dubs decides
lets fuck now i'll eat the shit straight out of your asshole bae
>>29676083
post catfish pics.
that girl is needy fuck that
>>29676126
She's obviously joking dumbass Jesus Christ
>>29676083
Shit's hot and wet. Are you?
I scanned your IP and now have your address. Let's see how fucking cute you'll act knowing one night I'm GOING to break in and fucking rape you.
>>29676149
i know she is joking, but most girls would block me if i said that as a joke.
>>29676180
Fair enough. Here ya go faggot nigger
>>29676083
yeah well wait until you see this heh *unzips dick*
Send the pic where it's like there's a crack in my toilet with the shadow of a huge dick over it
I love anime girls and my mommy knows it, your sister is like a experience wine: shes 12 years old and is locked in my basement
>>29676294
Suka blyat reroll reroll nahuy epta
>>29676083
If you send me a pussy pic I won't cut off my ballsack.
>>29676311
>>29676322
Higher dubs wins?
>>29676445
Post both on one messagejust fix an and expensive
>>29676544
IN ONE MESSAGE
Don't know whats wrong with me lately
>>29676294
>>29676311
top kek.
You better deliver, OP.
I rksoksndixkslsldldk eat shit faggits
>>29676311
Fuck off you unfunny faggot. You guys fucking suck at this. Used to be getting a girl all hot and feeling important then fucking her over. You 15 year old faggots have no imagination. OP ignore this faggot and move on.
>>29676684
I don't know anymore fuck me in my ass
>>29676666
WASTED QUADS
I AM ORIGINAL FUCK YOU
Things are getting spicey!!!!!!!!!
You know you'd be a lot more attractive if you weren't the crimson chin.
>>29676960
plz god this
>>29676960
holy shit this pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29676995
>>29676980
>>29676960
Your wish is my command senpai
>>29676960
This please god
>>29676960
This pleaseeeee originalio
>>29677016
Top negging.
OP you're a fucking God mate.
>>29676960
>>29677016
inb4 she doesn't know who the crimson chin is
>>29677053
Who's the crimson chin
>>29677016
Haahahahhahahgaha
>>29677053
I bet, coincidently, she's never ever in the same room as the Crimson Chin.
>>29677065
from the fairly odd parents?!?!
Butterfly Gunter is dancing strip
Neighbor Tolik lick my face
You ugly whore I'll show you your place
You always wanted a brother , but your parents said no, so you sucked your dads cock and spited in your mom
Thats how your bf was born
You piece of sin
I'm your priest today
I'll make you cum like Chad the other dayfrom ruski raps with changes
>>29677087
>someone missed the joke
>>29676960
hehehehehehehehehehehehhehe
>>29677079
lmao, nice fammo
>>29677016
I'm sorry please love me
Crimson chin lolololol
>>29676891
>Chad can do and say whatever he wants and get sex
>>29676225
This guy is not chad, he's a 6/10 max
>>29676960
Savage as fuck my man.
Roasties btfo
>>29677857
He looks rich and successful which is enough to bump him up by 2 points
>>29678129
op give me those aswers
>>29678498
I'm not OP, fammo kablammo
WHERE'S THE REPLY FUCKASS???
>>29679256
SHE LITERALLY JUST FUCKING REPLIED. I can't fucking predict when she replies niqqa
>>29679773
Very late op :(
Post a corn emoji and tell her to be thankful
>>29679802
Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiit I remember that from a bit back.
