I'm never going to get laid, will I?
you are sickening
>>29675399
Anon there is someone out there for you. Don't give up, I was in your place about five months ago but now there's this one girl I talk with almost everyday. You have to be smart but you also have gone patient.
>>29675399
>God bless your soul
Maybe she's a christian and not a slut so she's not going to want to fuck you because of that OP?
Stop being such a pussy beta bitch.
If dubs flat out ask her to fuck you
>>29675399
>dude
How does it feel?
>>29675425
>but now there's this one girl I talk with almost everyday
great. nothing beats talking right. A whole lot of talking. Just like OPs text.
You should have said, "I'm going to see Spectre tomorrow, come with me" and left it there instead of all those friendzone tier messages.
No. God and Jesus no. This is why people say just be yourself. This is what they are reacting to when they say that.
>>29675399
It's America's birthday. Get some eating done and work out.Stop replying to this roast beef flap for a few fucking days for once and get some you time. Jesus Christ.
>Her name with a heart next to it
I want to push a blade into the base of your skull and watch the light slowly drain from your eyes.
>>29675399
>dude
this kills the beta
>>29675502
>he didn't even look at the filename
>>29675399
Whenever I text a girl I like I thank god I don't act as clueless as you retards
>>29675502
*unsheathes katana*
*shoves the handle in your anus*
>>29675528
here you go, look at this filename
>>29675540
BACK THE HECK OFF?!?!
>>29675399
call her on the phone and tell her this, and dont speak so much in depth.
literally "dumb it down"
>>29675540
*moans*
*runs backwards at you with sword sticking in my ass*
*shakes ass and slices your head off*
nothing,kid
>>29675641
This thread is now about drawing this in paint
Go
>>29675399
>Awwww yeee! I'll put those brownies right next to the hot cocoa!!!!!!
is this real life OP wtf
>>29675540
>>29675615
>>29675641
>>>/reddit/tits
>>29675707
no you
be original you fucking faggot
>>29675502
Cringeworthy amount of edge. Dial it back a bit brah
>>29675761
That's actually pretty funny desu
>>29675761
this is good. i like it.
>when a girl calls you "dude"
is this a bad sign?
>>29675641
*its a hologram
*pull sword out of your ass and put it in my ass
"now it's my turn"
*stab you in eyeballs
>>29675815
Depends on how you look at it. If she calls you dude, you now know that she has absolutely no interest in you, and you can move on to rebuilding your life. Without her.
>>29675815
It's a very bad sign
Just wayy too many words son. You neeed to shorten your texts to a sentence or two max
*watches Spectre*
>>29675835
>you can move on to rebuilding your life. Without her.
i guess it's for the best
>>29675815
it's all over, famalamadingdong
>>29675761
His butt to his head looks like one large penis
>>29675865
That's just your subconcious carving fat, veiny cock.
>>29675865
But why does he have a shoe on his hand?
Truly a work of modern meming.
>>29675399
Oh cheer the fuck up. Where there's a will, there's a way. You can always pay for it, and a decent sex worker can fake it pretty well. Some even like it.
And if you're ronery, there's a cat waiting for you at your local animal shelter. That doesn't have a laundry list of ever changing contradictory things it wants, that will happily snuggle with you for hours on end. Sure it's just as useless, but it won't take half your stuff if it decides to leave.
>>29675399
>heart next to her name
>>29675815
Dude, bro, pal, friend, buddy, bud, teddy bear, etc. are all bad signs.
>>29675453
roll(og comment btw fuck off with the filter)
>>29675761
Oh so sorry not original enough?
>>>/reddit/
>>29675399
It all depends. If you go through your texts and see that you talk to your friends differently then you talk to girls that you like, then it will make it MUCH harder for you to get dates and to be laid. Most girls just want someone who is cool with the weird shit they like about themself. It gives the girl a chance to think "oh shit, he is totally cool with saying/doing things like that? That's what I say/do too"
