Who else fell for the cocksucking meme? Sexual experimentation they said. It'll be so much fun they said...Now I feel like a shameful faggot with a permanently tainted past.
>>29674067
I turned gay out of loneliness, not that bad famo
>give bjs to start out with
>then facefucking/deepthroat and rimmming
>finally get to play with feet
it's quite nice. I wish I could take dick a lot harder, I like the idea of my mouth used as a vagina but I gag too easily
>>29674067
Quit watching porn you literal faggot
>tfw no cuteboy to feed my load to
>>29674067
are you me? fuck that I regret that shit too much now
>>29674112
>I like the idea of my mouth used as a vagina
M-me too...
How are boy feet btw? I've had a fetish for grill feet for as long as I can remember, but I'm thinking about branching out to boi feet.
>>29674067
>sucked three cocks
>now I can't stop wanting more
the minute my cock gets into town I am going to just throw myself at him
>>29674067
Look at the bright side. You're no longer a virgin.
>>29674067
What is a strong feeling now will eventually fade and become a footnote in the story that is your past and your life.
Now that you mention it, only last week I had sex with an attractive shemale (I live in Japan), because of a porn induced dick-curiosity. I did try to suck dick, and it was an interesting experiment but for me just confirmed that I am, indeed, entirely straight. I was worried about the psychological repercussions, but thankfully it has kind of weaned me off shemale porn and thoughts about dicks. I still have a cum fetish, but I'm happy watching it splash on girl's faces, or having my own dick and cum appreciated.
Don't sweat it. I regret some of the girls I've fucked more than this harmless experience. Regardless, though, I will never tell anyone in real life.
>>29674297
this sound like something a very reasonable man would say. except this man fucked a tranny
Same OP. Same... At least I was bad at it and didn't get any ejaculations in my mouth. I shudder to think what that memory mist be like for you.
>>29674067
I liked it, I thought I was just bicurious but I've been with like 3 guys now. It pretty much just confirmed my sexuality and my status as a sissy fag
>>29674067
I just really want to know how it feels to have a cock shoot its big load into my mouth. I'd probably even swallow it
Can anyone here describe?
>>29674067
>Now I feel like a shameful faggot with a permanently tainted past.
What did you expect?
only woman can convince themselves that sexual past doesn't matter
>>29674067
I would never suck a dick because I find dicks ugly but there really is a cocksucking meme in how normies act like it's so fucking great.
Granted I've fapped for years with deathgrip so my sensitivity is probably abysmal yet I always found blowjobs nothing remotely special. When a girl has done it I've usually ended it early because I've got bored and want to start fucking her.
So fucking overrated.
>>29674361
OP here. I was apparently very good. The guy grabbed the back of my head and shoved his dick all the way down my throat as he was cumming. Luckily I couldn't taste the cum since the load went directly down my throat, past my taste buds, but I did feel his rod twitching in my mouth as he orgasmed...he told me it was one of the best BJ's he had ever had.
*Shudder*
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>>29674067
I had sex with a shemale hooker last month.
I have a shemale porn obsession since 2006, and of course one day I was way to horny just for the masturbate roulette so I went to a Brazilian shemale hooker.
told her, she should be gentle, is my first time and she should take the lead, because I am to shy.
she made me suck her cock and bulls for 30 minutes. She fucked my mouth, busted twice her nuts, made me swallow once, and cumshot on my face once. She even tried to fuck my ass, but I could resist. I have to admit she can suck really good, made me cum on her tits and forced me to lick it up from her tits.
Anyway robots, just don't do it, it is only a phantasy fetish, not worth it to experience it in real.
>>29674384
It depends. It can taste bad sometimes but if you're really in the moment its super satisfying when you feel a guys cock start pulsing and cumming into your mouth. It's the satisfaction of a job well done.
>>29674442
Fuck this turns me on.
>>29674442
Funnily enough, this reminds me of that oglaf comic of the guy who was cursed to be the best in the world at sucking dick.
>>29674067
Thinking of visiting a shemale prostitute tonight. I dunno if I should do it. I wanna suck dick if the trap is passable. Thinking of sucking cock is making me so hard. Am I gay or just horny and lonely?
>>29674552
Just horny. Do it and get it out of your system, else it'll mess with your sexuality forever. Don't listen to the virgins, live a bit and see if you like it. You probably won't, but then you'll have certainty and can move on.
>>29674552
>Am I gay or just horny and lonely?
Sound like a faggot desu senpai
>>29674552
Thanks for advice anon have you done it before? Also I'm a 32 year old wizard. I'm not loaded or anything but I have some cash to play around with. Might as well have fun and live out my fantasies before I hero.
>>29674645
Why the fuck don't you just go to s normal hooker?
I hated it and now I did that before anything with a girl. Feels horrible.
>>29674710
Coz it's my fetish. And I don't think I would be to have sex with a 3.5 inch penis. Hetero sex makes me feel like shit. Knowing I'll never experience anything like that with my tiny penis. Do you understand anon?
>>29674067
You're a stacy now desu
>>29674570
>Get it out of your system
...or trigger an addiction that can never be satisfied until you end up with full blown AIDS.
>all these normies having sexual experiences
>>29674913
Welcome to neo/r9k/. It's disgusting.
>>29674913
>>29674913
>forced into homosex through sheer loneliness
>normal
Did you guys at least get a blowjob back?
how on earth do you find a good dick? anonymous hook-ups are seedy as fuck
I have sucked about 20 different cocks in 1 year. Ask me anything
>>29675091
this
I want cock just to try it but I don't want to get in a dangerous situation
>>29675092
dad u swallow ?
>>29675059
Nope. Reciprocation turns me off. I want to be the submissive one. I want my throat to just be used as a sextoy.
>>29675059
Craigslist. That's what "str8" guys use , and they're the prime meat.
>>29675092
Aren't you worried about STD's? HPV can cause throat cancer apparently.
>>29675132
>Craigslist. That's what "str8" guys use , and they're the prime meat.
I figured Grindr would be safer. Craigslist you'll end up chopped up in the back of a van.
>>29674442
that sounds hot how big was the benis?
>>29675003
its funny because this is how i feel
>>29674868
I met 5 shemales of varying attractiveness over a couple of years and this never happened to me.
>>29675091
For the next time I try, I'm just gonna say fuck it and pay for quality. I'm tired of meeting traps/shemales that don't look like the ones I see in porn. Just once I'd like a real stunner.
>tfw gay and 0 sexual experience
>even straight guys have done more gay shit than me
REEEEEEEE
>>29675156
If was about 6.5" cut with a perfect mushroom tip. It was a very nice benis, I'll give him that.
>tfw the only men who have been close enough to fuck you have been gross, smelly, old men.
>tfw no chad around my age to cuddle and be in a serious relationship with
THE DOUJIN LIFESTYLE ISN'T AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS (actually sex is pretty fucking amazing but I want to have it with people with a functioning penis and high libido.)
>tfw in military and everyone jokes around by doing gay stuff like rubbing each other's butts, sitting on each other's laps, going into the shower with each other, etc. to gross each other out
>tfw secretly enjoy it
Am I gay? I thought I was straight
Wait so you guys got so lonely you went for a guy instead of a girl?
How was a guy easier to get than a girl?
>>29675244
there is some truth to every joke. most of the people that joke about being gay all the time actually are.
it's sort of like how the ones that say they "hate all the fags and fags should die" all the time are also closet homos most of the time.
>>29675253
Make an ad on Craigslist looking for a girl to have sex with = 0% chance of getting any replies that are not bots.
Make an ad on Craigslist looking to suck cock = 100% chance of tons of replies
>>29675253
are you serious? 80% of guys arent hooking up. you can post on the internet (ex craigslist) that you want to suck/ get fucked and your inbox will pile up with mostly older guys but sometimes you find a young guy with a big benis
>>29675350
>>29675355
Why not just get an escort?
>>29675371
>earn $0 per year
>>29675371
>get
Pay?
>>29675388
>>29675397
Well it's better than sucking a dick if your straight, jesus.
You don't have to get a high dollar one.
Sell some shit online to pay for it
>>29675388
>>29675397
This. If you're poor, horny, and cripplingly lonely/desperate, resorting to homosex is the logical solution. It's sad as fuck that this is happening to males in our generation while girls can literally get sex within an hour of downloading Tinder, but that's just the way it is...
>>29675417
>selling personal property for a one off bj
I don't think you understand the reality of neetlife
You cant realy fall for the meme, looking at cocks doesn't make you like them, it tests to see if you like them or not. You allways liked seeing cocks shoot massive loads you just didnt want to admit it
>>29675454
the other day i made a female pof account 0 words about myself and one picture of a 5/10 girl. 200 messages 300 meet mes and 400 profile views in 24 hours and my city is pretty small.
its a joke how can anyone compete
>>29675476
What do you mean? I thought you guys were doing great? There is that frog who tells me about his piano nights and how he is travelling the world on his neetbux....
>>29675119
Yes son, yes I did.
>>29674199
desu they're calloused and gross, but some gay men obviously have a taste for the softer side of homosexuality, and thusly take great care of their feet and body
mind you, male feet are naturally bigger, but can potentially be no less shapely and refined as a feminine foot. so if you're okay with bigger feet than females, they can be quite nice if well taken care of. especially on femboys with nylon socks.
>>29674067
>be beta virgin
>strongly consider myself straight
>thinking more and more about sucking dick
>being submissive turns me on
>turned on by the sight of traps cuming
>have looked at traps on CL but don't too scared to go through with it
>fear it's only a matter of time before I give in
Jesus being beta can even turn you into a faggot.
>>29675208
>gross, smelly, old men.
That'd be hot if it wasn't for the limp dick.
>>29675857
I know right? God I'd be okay with this degenerate choice if it weren't for the lack of sex drive
>>29674378
>Did it once
>now want to again
Same robofam. It's odd but I like it a lot.
why can't you faggots even be faggots right and have all this regret and shame?
i'm assuming you have weak heterosexuality. what turns you on is a stronger alpha male figure, represented by the desire of sucking a big cock, to be submissive in a way you mentally are to chads and know you will never be dominant to any girl you love
I'm not from /pol/, I'm not some asshole, and I'm not a troll. I'm seriously concerned for the well-being of the few of you that can still be saved.
Having sex with men you meet on the internet has risks, not limited to near-guaranteed STDs. Seriously, do some research on the DISGUSTING, VILE, GROSS diseases that you are VERY LIKELY to catch having gay sex that you're really only having because you can't get a girl. Seriously not fucking trolling, I doubt any of you are actually gay as fuck. You just watched too much porn, browsed too much 4chan, listened to too much liberal media and you think being gay is acceptable. It's really fucking not.
>>29675991
That feel when I agree with you, but it still doesn't take the soul-crushing loneliness and desperate desire for any sort of human sexual experience away.
>>29675991
You're right, which is why I haven't done it yet, but I'd jump on a virgin robot in ten seconds flat if I ever found one that was willing to let me do it. It's too bad nobody here wants a tall beefy hairy guy to suck and ride their dick, I'd be more than happy to do it with a pathetic loser provided he's an STD-free virgin.
>>29675991
>You just watched too much porn, browsed too much 4chan, listened to too much liberal media and you think being gay is acceptable
>I'm not from /pol/
Kek
That said, I would not support sexing up strangers either.
>>29675942
We're just homos senpai.
>tfw i was a navychad's bootycall for a while
Feelsgood
>>29676142
I'm jealous. I'm trying to find a fwb for me to suck every now and then. I get too picky sometimes though
>>29676184
I hear you dood. Honestly, I got really lucky with Navychad. Really nice, hansome guy with a cock to match. Haven't heard from him in a year though so i guess he found a nice girl to settle down with or something.
>>29676184
Do you realize that HPV causes throat cancer , and it does not present with any physical signs like lesions on the day? You could be coating your throat in cancer-causing viral particles and not even know it. Have fun though.
>>29674913
>not having sexual experiences
whats wrong?
>>29676260
Man that sounds pretty great. Did you just suck him off or did you do more?
Not gay < Getting a handjob from a man < Getting a blowjob from a man < Fucking a man in the ass < Getting fucked in the ass < Giving a man a handjob < Giving a man a blowjob < Gayest thing possible
>>29676514
How is sucking cock gayer than getting fucked in the ass?
>>29676514
Getting fucked in the ass isnt as gay as sucking a dick? Are you sure?
>>29676514
where doescuddlingfit into that spectrum?
a-am I gay now, anon?
It'd be nice to have someone that would come over every once in a while and cuddle and let me suck him off.
>>29676407
It was supposed to be just sucking off at first, he told me to wear something cute and girly. I went over to his place, he had a really nice apartment, he said I could wait in his room while he took out the trash. I was really nervous, he came back and he tried doing small talk but I think he could tell I was nervous cause he asked if I just wanted to get started. I said yes, and next thing I knew he had his cock in front of my face. I just kinda went for it, and did the kinda thing I saw girls do in porn and hentai. He would tell me to go deeper and stuff. There was a part where he made me take it all the way and hold it and he said, "Fuck yeah that's my girl" and I was diamonds after that. He told me to start going faster and he'd take his cock out and slap my cheek with it a little and it pretty much just brought out all the cocklust in me. He told me he was gonna cum and I told him to cum on me. He came all over my face and told me to bend over. I got scared and said it was my first time, he said he'd go slow for me and just fingered me for a bit. It felt like he knew what he was doing cause he had me moaning like I was in heat or something. I told him I was ready abs he slowly put it inside. It was really big so it hurt a little but i just kinda buried my face in his sheets and he did me doggy for awhile. He asked me to get on top, and I was just leaking precum all over at this point. I started going faster cause I felt it hitting my prostrate and I ended up cumming before him. He just kinda laughed at me and told me to lay down so he could cum on me again. I showered, and left. He said it was fun and he'd call me. We had sex a few more times after that, and I think he even filmed me once
>>29675208
>you will never suck CHAD's dick
>you will never cuddle with CHAD afterwards
>CHAD will never fall in love with you
>CHAD will never be your seme
YAOI LIED!
>>29676790
Damn man. I need to find me some of that. How long did you guys see each other?
>>29677117
It lasted about 6 months but it was just sporadic calls pretty much. We had sex like a total of 7 times. It was great everytime though. I dunno if I'll find someone like that again
>>29674446
>made me swallow once
enjoy your stds
>>29677240
I definitely wouldn't want to miss out on more of that! Sounds pretty awesome.
I put up a contact page when I was drunk and horny saying I want to try sucking a cock
A 53-year-old guy has messaged me and wants to meet up, should I do it? (I'm 19)
>>29677784
I'd draw the line at mid-40's personally, but if he's the only guy that responded you might as well. At least he won't be a nigger probably.
>>29677784
Nov that's gross tbhfam
>>29677784
>not exploring your sexuality through inarticulate teen-on-teen faggotry, the purest form of faggotry there is
don't let some dirty old man corrupt you
Can someone teach me how to beg for cock?
>>29678248
Gib benis pls
>>29677784
Fuck no.
Personally I can't cross the threshold of being completely gay. Like I don't mind the cock, but they have to be young qt bois for me to be even remotely interested.
>>29677784
no just keep posting you will get a good one without aids
>>29678103
I got a number of them, I think the youngest guy was 32
>>29678151
>>29678238
I think it'spretty hotdesu
Dem daddy issues
>>29674067
I'm falling for the meme, it's all I can think about when I'm horny now. I will never get to do it though because I'm not interested in doing lewd thing with random people from the internet
>>29674067
How you gonna explain it to him?
>>29675092
What level of super aids do you have?
>>29678377
Well if he can get a proper erection I don't see why you'd hesitate, considering that's what you're into.
>>29678554
if he can't just have him snort some viagra
>>29678389
I'd give anything to taste that
I need a source on this gif, m'boyos, please
>>29674067
Whats some good femboy porn m8's?
>>29674067
The shame will soon evaporate, then you'll grow horny again and will go even further, as always. You can't fight your nature.
>>29674384
You can't really feel the taste as it unloads in the back of your tongue/throat, it's just like hot liquid that you instantly swallow.
But psychologically speaking it's one of the hottest thing a man can experience, especially with a stranger.
>>29679744
>>29679663
STOP STOP STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29675003
Me right here. I couldn't bare loneliness anymore and that fat old dude was the only person giving me affection.
>>29679744
>tfw no older, experienced man to cum on my face and mark me as his bitch
>>29675253
>Tbh it's easier to get a guy women have conditioned them to seek out what they want and do what they need to get it
>I'm a pretty feminine guy but I'm still good looking, I've had a totaly of 2 girls hit on me my entire life
>Had countless numbers of men old and young hit on me
>>29677784
No, let me. I'm 18.
You lucky fuckers get your hands on real dicks and then you pussy out or fail to do your job because you fell for a meme, meanwhile I'm here sucking off bananas, drenching them in my spit and saliva, worshipping them like real dick because I can't even own a dildo because I have no privacy and no money to spare and doing it to a real dick is out of the question for me, I'm so mad amd jealous at the same time at you cunts who get actual dick and fail to follow through.
>>29680480
Dude....it's called Grindr.
>>29680503
I dont want to do it IRL, it will never live up to my fantasy and ideal cocksucking experience
The guy has to be perfect, smooth and hairless top down, the cock perfect, etc plus my social anxiety and shit
Not happening
>>29680480
You really need a realistic dildo.
Is there absolutely no way for you to hide it, like in a shoe box?
>>29675991
>Not wearing a condom
>Being that fucking stupid
>EVER
>>29680617
>sucking a cock with plastic on it
What's the point??
>>29678389
>tfw you are hung and look like this twink
>tfw dominating guys that are taller than me
>>29680615
There might be, but the shame and guilt if it would ever be found by anyone like if my mom cleans the room while I'm outside and having no concept of privacy would look in that box and I would be forever ashamed
Also I've been looking for dildos online but all the decent and good looking and sized ones cost over $50 or more so I can't afford that right now, and if I do buy a dildo I need it to be just perfect first time buy, got any recommendations by the way? Also need an anal plug to go along with the dildo too..
>>29675991
I've had sex with probably around 30 random guys off craigslist never used a condom and all of them came in or on me
I asked if clean and never demanded proof
Still havent got an STD to this day
>>29678389
My mouth is watering and I'm licking my lips uncontrollably just looking at that yummy dick, smooth and hairless unff
>>29680667
I'm in mad love with my UR3 jeff stryker from doc johnson but it's a 40$ dildo.
I'm sure you can find cheaper ones on amazon though, they come in plain packages so don't worry about when you get it in your mail.
>>29680700
I can't help but get all hot and bothered when I see a pic of a nice cock on the internet
>tfw can't buy a dildo because no privacy like the other anon itt
A guy wants to come over and probably make me suck his cock.
Not sure if I want to or not...
>>29680808
There's nothing wrong with backing out.
I get chickenshit sometimes too.
>>29680784
Fuck I know that feel, especially if its a reeeaally thick meat monster, smooth and hairless so you wouldnt have to deal with nasty pube hair when sucking and stronking, and you can literally feel the heat from his dick emenating when you suck it, and its so big he can slap you with it ungngnghfhgghg
>>29680667
There's a real decent one on Amazon for about 30. Like realistic, silicone dildo with a suction cup. And a cute little princess plug for like 10
>>29680884
>tfw hung
>tfw shaving andmeatingup with a guy later today
>he said he wants to practice deepthroating as well
Oh yes.
>>29680987
Its crazy, people are having these sexual experiences, sucking real cocks, getting splattered with real cum, touching real dick and I'm just fapping at home to porn or my imagination (which is not good enough, imagining cock sucking just doesnt work) or sucking off bananas sometimes, because I have no chance of experiencing that stuff IRL because I never even wanted to before porn made me want to so I want the perfect experience, but I'm also fucked with anxiety and social anxiety and everything, and not even sure if I want to actually do it IRL because the fantasy is so much hotter but so less real
Fuuuck
>>29681078
Maybe you'll get lucky like I did and lose your virginity to a chad. I was socially awkward as fuck but i think he was into that. Are you a qt?
>>29681490
Not really a qt, too manly in some ways and face is square and not feminine at all really
Which is why I wanna keep this as a fantasy and just private stuff at home with dildos and plugs and porn when I can, because doing it IRL I'm not qt at all for that, even when I grow my hair out and stuff, theres still a gigantic adams apple, broad shoulders, 5'11", monotone voice, strong jaw etc
I'm not fooling myself thinking I can even look half qt, I feel like I never should have discovered this porn and all the lewd things, I'm not attractive enough to participate in it irl and too socially awkward and autistic, for anyone really, guys or girls I have equally no chance desu
I should have been asexual but porn totally fucked me over, now I want to do all these lewd things and just fap all day, idk
>>29681597
Ahh, I'm sorry to hear that senpai. Well im sure you can find a really nice dildo on amazon so you can fuel your degeneracy. As for hiding it. I always hid mine on the side of my bed, maybe you can do that?
>arranging a meeting with a guy
>want to try sucking a dick for the first time
>send him a picture of myself
>no reply
oh....ok
>>29681854
Side of bed no, I'm thinking computer parts boxes, no one ever looks there,
I need it to be a really good dildo though, ideally I would buy two, one for muh butt and the other for my hungry mouth but yeah we'll see what I do lol
I'm still torn between if I want it IRL or not lol, worried about STDs and shit and the experience not living up to the fantasy too
>>29681934
As a buttslut who have had experiences with anal masturbation since the age of 14, it's a lot of fun, but making another man cum is 10000 times better. Especially when you do it with your own body.
>>29681934
I would totally still keep trying for RL maybe you'll get lucky. I'd they're young guys who 9 ate "straight" on craigslist its usually their first time too. At the very least they're usually clean. Just judge wisely. The computer Boxes sound like a great idea. And hell, i could send you a dildo if you want, I get free ones in the mail sometimes. I'd give it to you cheaper than you'd find online maybe.
>>29682442
>I get free ones in the mail sometimes.
explain
>>29682517
There's a company that sends me dildos in the mail so i can review them. They contact me every few weeks.
>>29682606
>professional dildo reviewer
just when you think you've seen it all
>>29682606
>a company that sends me dildos in the mail so i can review them
Does your dad know about your profession?
>>29675991
They fell for the 3D meme.
This is why 2D is the one path, the only salvation, the true light.
>>29682629
Its more of a hobby than a profession I'd say
>>29682662
>Implying I have a good relationship with my daddy
>>29674297
I appreciate you sharing your thoughts on this topic. If I ever fell for the meme, I imagine myself going through a similar thought process.
>>29676790
>Pop a boner to this story
God damnit I swear I'm straight.
Don't freak out about it, man.
>>29683136
Im glad I could give you a bit of a confused boner anon.
>>29674297
i did this but it was a hispanic dickgirl in america and i was on xanax
it was OK i don't think i would do it sober. i'd rather just fap for free than pay for sex
I've been on /r9k/ for the past few years just encouraging straight men to fuck gay men and I always love when threads like this crop up.
I know I'm not the only one who does it, but I really love to imagine it's one of my fabrications that got you to bite the bullet and suck a cock like a faggot haha
>>29683398
>Implying the gay hasn't been in them the whole time
>>29674067
>Who else fell for the cocksucking meme?
No...because I'm straight. No amount of memeing could convince me to suck a dick.
>tfw my inner cockslut tries to break out
>>29683435
>he hasn't felt crippling loneliness
The only friend I had in high school knew I had a cockslut waiting to be released inside me and some times he asked me to suck his dick but I always laughed it off as jokes.
I regret not doing it now.
How do I accept the cockslut inside me?
>>29684100
Don't. Unless you still want to be one after you cum. Then you're probably gay.
>>29674067
>tfw will never have a horny robot friend that makes me suck his cock
>>29681914
Iktf anon.
If it's any consolation, I'd let you suck my dick.
>mfw this thread is still alive
>mfw i spent the entire day talking to women
>>29683295
It just sucks because I have has three gay guys offer to suck my dick. And then this confused boner happens...
I don't want to take that plunge.
>>29682442
>>29682606
Wow anon I'm jelly, and thats very kind of you but I'll have to decline sorry, its an issue of privacy and also if I get something in the mail my parents always have to know what it is when they see it
So I think I'm going to try Amazon lockers, get it delivered there, make my way there, put it in a bookbag, come home, hide it, and then when I have the time and privacy, open and worship my silicone dick
God I want a dildo so bad lol, its safer and more practical than bananas... You've probably reviewed a lot of dildos then, have you got a recommendation for a realistic looking and feeling one then with your expertise? I've seen pics of some that look perfect in the product image and then you see the user pictures and the head is too reddish and it looks awful, and I'm worried about that.
>>29674378
This, except without the faggy anime image.
>indulging weird fetishes and possibly bicuriosity/trying to remove loneliness
>accidentally become massive sissy slut
kek whoops
>think about it for a minute
>oh yeah 3D males are fucking gross
whew close one
>>29685017
>three gay guys offer to suck my dick.
Man you must have a really nice peen dood.
>>29685034
Ahh well the company that sends me mine is Pink B.O.B. Their products are good and all, but my favorite is still this 7 inch dildo i bought on amazon. Really gets the job done, and much better for cock worship
>>29685054
Whoops indeed fellow sissy anon
>>29684168
This isn't necessarily good advice, I used to get the "oh god what have I done?" after cumming, too. Now it's basically the best thing ever to cum while engaging in any sort of sissification, especially if it's a real dick.
I know I'll get "reeee normie"'d at for this, but I had sex with a girl (only one girl, but multiple times). I prefer the dick now tbqh familam.
I suck myself off.
Safe, clean.
>>29685532
this kinda
i just stop giving a fuck and the post fap shame left
>>29674448
can confirm the taste. Oddly enough what I should be turned off by is doing nothing to curb the urge. Just 7 days to go until I can suck cock again
>>29674295
But Chad told me I'm still a virgin until I fucked a grill...
>>29685637
7 days?
what happens in 7 days anon?
>>29675507
POF is dogshit, try craigslist.
My theory is that POF and everything like it turns the mating dance into an search engine. Craigslist forces people to read words to judge people.
I never had luck on POF but I managed to contact a girl once and talk back and forth to go nowhere on CL.
>>29685679
7 days until the guy I'm sucking gets back into town. It's been almost 2 weeks already and I find myself getting hard thinking about it constantly. I'm worked up, edgy and very much want to do it again.
Image related, said cock I suck
>>29685721
mmm, overweight hairy middle aged men with average sized cocks, what a delicacy
>>29685721
lewd
make sure not fap for a couple days before you suck it anon
>>29685776
>average
looks a bit above average anon
>>29685776
I've sunk too far into trap degeneracy. I don't want clean-cut 21 year old chad. I warn Norm the middle-aged balding accountant. Plus his surprisingly thick in the flesh.
>>29685778
I might actually die..but day 1 nofap begins now
>>29685721
Lucky you anonCan we share?
>>29685820
I want Norm to fuck me where he and his wife concieved their 3 children. Forever tainting his sheet along with his marriage
>>29685820
hope he makes you happy anon!
and
lewd, do you think you will do anything more than give him a blowjob this time?
>>29685820
>I've sunk too far into trap degeneracy. I don't want clean-cut 21 year old chad. I warn Norm the middle-aged balding accountant. Plus his surprisingly thick in the flesh.
IKTF, anon
Feels good actually, since that's the easiest thing to find and the most forgiving of others' flaws. Gay Chad just wants qt 5'4 120 lbs 8 inch dick 18 year old Stacey-Traps.
>check craigslist
>every ad is looking for a young thin hairless twink or a super fit muscle god
I hope someday I find an ad stating something like
>Looking for a chubby, totally average unsexy dude with shitty face bone structure and bad facial hair. thinning hair++ small cock++ hair growing halfway up dick+++
then again I'm so fucking scared of getting an STD i should just stick to jacking off and regreting things immediately
>>29685859
'straya. Small town straya, I'm lucky to get this much, but I will return and if images are ever taken, share them.
>>29685885
We throw the word "cuck" around a lot. but the idea of Norm the unhappy husband pumping my guts full of his neglected seed, away form his bitch wife would be bliss.
>>29685891
I'd like to let him fuck me. Only problem is I get sporadic hemorrhoid's and since I live with others, getting my boihole ready would be difficult.
>>29685895
Exactly, I started out looking for older guys since they're less likely to care what I am. But now I enjoy it
>>29676569
>>29676570
A straight guy could still possibly receive some physical pleasure from getting fucked in the ass. While there is no physical pleasure to be had from sucking a dick, the only pleasure possible is a mental one caused by homosexuality.
>>29685977
Just post your own ad and see if anyone is interested. And shave your shit. If you aren't willing to put any effort in then you might still be able to find someone but they'll be gross probably (as in, equally lazy, so unshowered).
>>29685992
>Exactly, I started out looking for older guys since they're less likely to care what I am. But now I enjoy it
Exactly. It's more humiliating. Pic related is the cock I used to ride regularly. I let him cum in my ass all the time too. I had to move though so I haven't been able to see him lately. Also, by some miracle I didn't get any STDs from that (tested recently, but it had only been 4 months since the last time, so I guess I could still have HIV, we'll see in 2 months)
>>29686087
forgot to mention this guy is like 40, 80% bald, bearded, and significantly overweight. hnnnggg
>>29686087
is that your cock anon?
>>29685992
what state anon?
and pretty lewd hope you two fuck
>>29686087
would suck/10
I am not going to mince words when mine gets back. I want his cock in my mouth before he gets to the bed. Ideally I'll see him a few times so we can experiment a little.
You are a faggot for life now. No coming back from that.
It's weird, people ITT are talking about how they like to get fucked by average/ugly/old/fat dudes, but I likefucking average/ugly/old/fat dudesbecause they tend to be repressed straight guys and ridiculously submissive
Do any chubby bisexual robots with very few limits want to blow me every day, while I continue to identify as straight? Thanks
>>29686206
queensland. South burnett to be precise. I kinda wish my failed normie mate and his stolen femborg gf would get the room for me to move up to brissy. Life'd be so much easier
>>29686233
I don't give two fucks what you call yourself. I just want to keep sucking cock. It's not my problem how you choose to identify
>>29686233
y-yes>tfw you prob aren't in aus
>>29686180
> Pic related is the cock I used to ride regularly. I let him cum in my ass all the time too
That's the cock I served, not mine. Mine is 4 inches and I don't have any images of it.
>tfw he would sometimes grab my rock hard cock, pull my panties down and rub our cocks together, making fun of mine for being way smaller (especially in girth)
>>29686208
Do it anon. Be a good girl. People like to hear how much you want them
>>29686244
i think i've talked to you before actuallykingaroy r-right?
good for you anon
>>29686271
I don't either, but the self-loathing submissive guys always want a "straight" or "straight-acting" dominant for whatever reason.
>>29686279No, sorry
>>29686233
as long as i get to suck cock, i really don't care
>Tfw just jacked off for the first time
>It was sissy hypno
I have no going back right guys?
>>29686310
Ehh, I wanna try daddy-play but thats about it. Another side-effect of overexposure to trap dojins and erp.
>>29686298
then we shall find out
>>29686300
Yes. I might have spoken to you on grindr? and maybe got you on my b-net after another aus/overwatch/gay thread
>>29686341
>Tfw just jacked off for the first time
first time ever?
how does that even happen
>>29686310
where are you?
>>29686341
>I have no going back right guys?
embrace it and enjoy the ride
>>29685992
Ahhh, never Texas. Oh well.
Id line to give Norm the time of his life so one day while he's with his fm wife he finds himself thinking of me so he can finish
>>29686341
sissy hypno never did it for me. If i'm beating it to queer smut I don't want every other image to be turbo-stacey's Mcplastic tits and bleached blond garbage. Too much fem and not enough qt traps to balance out the throbbing man meat
>>29686355
I've had some weird wet dreams before but I could never get off with masturbation. Those videos just tickled my fancy I guess.
>>29686341
>>It was sissy hypno
>I have no going back right guys?
Basically, yes. Sometimes I watch it without even jerking off now. Also before every time I have sex.
>>29686382
There are some good videos, you just have to avoid the shitty ones with crappy cartoons and "hehe he is being blackmailed into it" tl;dr text walls. I like the Soloman videos for example. Or some like this
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=598836415
>>29674067
>tfw gf is trans
>tfw suck her dick on the reg
shits on eating pussy thats for sure. Sucking dick is way more fun.
I just want a hung shemale to facefuck me.
Is that so much to ask?
>>29686431
What would your dad say if he knew that you were watching that video? Hmm?
This thread makes me weep for humanity
>>29686490
"Son I am disappoint" probably. He would be more disappoint in other things though if he knew those. lel
Is everyone turning into trannies or what?
>>29686522
Trannies are just more comfortable being themselves now senpai
>>29686522
Yes, Jews did this.
Alternatively, this is a thread saying "hey guys, do you suck dick? I do" so everyone who responds will either be pro-dick sucking or anti-dick sucking. /r9k/ is full of losers and those cast out of society, and so is full of sissy fetishists. Not that surprising.
>tfw no sissy fag to dominate
I dont want to suck dick, I want to find a fag to suck mine but there is nothing but old ugly guys and fat disgusting hairy slobs here
Where can I find qt faggots to suck me off
>>29686583
You might be surprised but there's quite a few qts on /r9k/ nowadays
>>29686653
None near me, I wouldn't mind fucking a twinky /r9k/ qt but they all flake off or just dont exist
>>29686507
Shame on you. Stop watching gay porn.
>>29686431
honestly what I want is a gay joi. An actual gay one, not sissy humiliation. not a "daddy/daughter" one
>>29686682
Where do you live senpai?toetalle original
>>29686781
I live in western canada so there isnt a lot of people here
>>29686746
Deal with it /pol/
>>29686763
Those exist, I'm pretty sure I've seen something like that before. Probably just search "gay joi" on findtubes or something
>>29686791
me2
Edmonton reporting in, used to be Saskatoon though. Both had/have lots of sissies, you're not looking hard enough unless you're in the middle of nowhere.
>>29686791
Ohh, yeah that's a shame.
Any robots in Massachusetts want some deepthroat head? I need my throat fucked.
>>29686822
I'm in Kelowna so it may as well. I did meet one qt but he just stopped talking because he got nervous and didn't want to take it to the next level
dont fall for the meme
fucking gay agenda
>>29686853
Ah, that's too bad, anon. Good luck though, you might be able to find someone who's travelling through the area or something like that. Or just drive an hour or w/e.
>>29686882
Yeah I was thinking I may have to drive, there seems to be some qt's in Vancouver but I cant really justify driving 3 hours just to hookup with an awkward dude
>>29686862
that was painful to read
that poster is super autistic
>>29685702
craigslist also guarantees you are gonna get aids or meet up with some seedy old guy too
good thread anons, I'll be reporting back after my next adventure and lurking until then. Now.. I have a wagecuck thread to find
>>29685448
>this 7 inch dildo i bought on amazon
gotta link?
7 inches sounds about right, hows the girth?
>>29687793
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HO0BIV8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_aFiExbZZS3FHV
This is what I got
>tfw it turns out I've been taking 8 inches and haven't noticed
>>29686862
>/fit/
like clockwork
>>29687081
That quote chain was about women, not MSM.
>>29678369
In ancient Rome it was considered normal for adult men to have sexual relationships with teenagers of both sexes.
You'd also grow up sucking a lot of cock.
Your older brothers, the older boys at school, and in the military, the guy down the street, etc.
>>29675208
>sex is pretty fucking amazing but I want to have it with people with a functioning penis and high libido
this is the feel that never ends
>>29680109
The thumbnail makes it look like he has a stern, begrudging face on, which is 10x better than what it actually is
Am I obligated to respond to every message on grindr? what do I make my username? what about description? I just want to suck dick boys whys it so hard??
>tfw a shy 20s guy with 8 inch uncut penis messages me, takes a bunch of pics for me then stops replying
>i randomly send messages every now and then but no reply
>he responds to "want to see a pic of me?"
>send pic
>never heard from again
ive been searching for months ill never find a better cock. i guess ill have to stay straight. this thread made me try sending another message
>>29688876
heres a pic of the one that got away. im going to keep on trying, he said i would be the first guy so we would both be first timers. how do i convince him anons?
I don't wanna suck dick, but I'd take one up the ass in a heartbeat.
I'm bearmode as fuck though, and apparently only skinny little femboys get fucked. Oh well.
>>29674067
i blame english teachers
>>29688962
that looks delicious, nice and veiny <3
>>29689004
Some top guys love bears. You can find one if you're persistent enough.
>tfw 18 year old boy
>make craigslist post looking for men
>tons of replies, sifted through them and I got to choose
>tfw i can easily find twinks like me to fuck
>tfw i have no place to fuck with them because i still live with my parents
>>29689551
Can't you fuck them at their place?
>>29689595
It happened some times, but it cock blocks me a lot anon, you see, imagine if there was someone willing to suck you and then both of you realize there is not a place to do it.
>>29689551
>get in car
>drive to twink
>pickup said twink
>drive car to deserted area
>fuck in/outside of car
I do this about 3 times a month, though to be fair I live in the country.
>want to suck cock
>also want to fuck boipoochy and vagoo
I let a guy at my college suck me off in the restroom. Am I really gay if I did it for the thrill? God damn I still remember the adrenaline rush I got while I waited for him to get out of class in the lunch area
>>29690263
That depends. It sounds like you sort of already knew the guy, and asking a male, premeditatedly, to suck your dick is honestly gay. That's not a bad thing, of course.
If you're willing to, you can try doing it again in a calmer setting to see if the lack of adrenaline causes you to not have interest. If so, you have your answer.
>>29690263
Did you ask him or did he? context plz cause thats kinda hot
>tfw 300lb hairy bearded bald bear and the only guys who want me are ultra submissive twinks when all I really want is to be a sissy cockslut bottom
How do I ask one of my friends to let me suck their cock?
At my work there's this one very attractive guy that's a total Chad, and damn I get so hard when I start thinking about the grunts and moans he'd make while I'm sucking his deliciously tan cock.
I've heard that some straight guys will say yes, so is there a good way to maybe drop it in conversation, cause I'm guessing just bluntly asking would be really creepy.
Pic sorta related, not him but looks similar but with blonde hair.
>>29674552
You're not gay but you're a faggot
