Morning wagecuck.
I see your alarm went off, must've forgot to turn it off last night. There goes sleeping in huh?
What're you going to do, on your 2 day long furlough? Watch Netflix? Maybe read the newspaper, or water your garden?
Just you wait, once Sunday rolls along you're gonna be dreading the next day, and wish you wouldn't wake up.
Why don't you join us?
>>29673682
Is it one person making these threads, or is it a coordinated effort?
>>29673682
>MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
Got Monday off champ. Taking gf and her sisters to my lakehouse for some BBQ and fishing.
I'm sure your weekend will also be full of fun and engaging activities with all that enlightened free time you neetslaves are always talking about.
>>29673776
Oh yeah? Just wait until your slaveown- I mean, employer calls you in because he needs you to fill up his fat wallet a bit more.
If not, enjoy your fleeting moment with your girlfriend who will dump you the moment you lose your job.
Enjoy.
>>29673682
This is an excellent well thought out and intelligent statement fellow NEET. Would you mind giving your opinions on my latest creation, after all we NEET's do have all the time in the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUC5s5K0Fdc
>>29674169
Amazing work, fellow NEET. Best part is you had the time to make this unlike the wagie.
>>29673701
i've been wondering the same thing, if it's one person i bet the moderators are cringing when they see the same IP post this several times every fucking day
>>29673682
Thisoption presented in the OP is a viable one.
>>29674332
My thanks for the feedback, it's always nice to hear from people as wise as myself instead of a load of ragie wagies.
Hey retard, jokes on you. Monday is July 4th. I'm off. I have a 3 day weekend.
>>29673682
Taking my beautiful younger wife to an Independence Day party that the company is paying for
>>29674439
Oh shit, it is, I made a miscalculation. Guess what though normie?
I get to enjoy it knowing I can stay up as late as I want, because I don't have to get up in the morning.
>retard makes these threads daily
>does nothing of value all day despite neets claiming they have the time to do otherwise
>>29673682
Monday is a holiday you fucker.
>>29674477
No worries, NEET. I understand that as someone who never leaves his mom's basement, it might be hard to know when holidays are.
>mfw OP is so dumb he forgot that Monday is the 4th of July so it's a 3 day weekend
fucking mong
>>29674539
>Wagies this braggart over ONE (1) day off
Imagine if everyday was a day off.
Jealous?
>inb4 U-Uh no uh actually that would suck because uhh
>inb4 N-No, fuck days off actually haha
Your kind lives for days off.
I realise that replies to these threads is what you want above all else, but surely you must realise that the sheer number of these threads you make in search of validation, is damning evidence against your proposal that NEET's can live fulfilling lives. I truly hope you find something better to do with your time
>>29674576
I'll be completely honest I have never started a thread like this before, but these (you)'s are delicious
>>29674572
As someone who's been neet and wagie, wagie is better
>more money
>better appreciation for days off so I go out and do more on them
>experience things in employment that you can't as a leech
Neet:
>mindless oblivion, never did anything because every day was a day off
I think everyone who applies for government handouts should be executed desu
>>29673682
>sigh
>another day
>guess i'll get on /r9k/ again
>what am i doing with my day
>may as well keep posting on 4chan
>got nothing else to do
>maybe i'll masturbate to some hentai, or some ponies, or maybe some shemales
>yuck i got cum all in the hair on my snail trail
>ergh, it's sticking like glue
>i hope mum doesn't catch me
>where's my piss bottle
how do I get on NEETbux?
I tried to kill myself twice last week.
I'm 27 years old. I have no one to help me. I can't find a job. I'm a worthless loser.
My family won't help me. I don't even know how to get diagnosed. I haven't been to a hospital in years. I can't afford to pay medical bills.
I'm afraid if I apply they'll say I don't deserve it because I haven't been diagnosed with anything.
>>29674169
kek.
needs to be much faster, otherwise good work neetbro
>>29674707
You suffer from laziness and depression. You don't deserve money you haven't worked for.
>>29674758
GREAT ADVICE NOMRIE
WOW YOU TRULY DID GOOD WORK TODAY
WE THANK YYOU FOR YOUR WISDOM
>>29674733
I value the feedback greatly my friend, but when you say faster do you mean the length of the video or the length of each picture in the video.
>>29674758
how am I supposed to work for money if no one will hire me
>>29674813
If no one will hire you, it means you're less valuable than a high school kid, and you really should just end it asap
All welfare niggers die
>>29673682
>dreading a full free day over having to work the following
That is some weird ass projection anon
Normally I don't even "stress" about work till the day of it.
How can I forget to turn off my alarm if it's set to only go off Monday-Friday? Alarm clocks have come a long way since you've had to use them.
lol neets and normal wageslaves fighting again
story time
>>be me drive 18 ton truck cross country
>> got 2 make 10 drops and a large pick up
>> on drop is high priority
>> make 8 drops including HP on time
>> pull up for half hour brake
>> have noms and sleep for 20 mins
>> finish break
>> make last drops
>> get to warehouse for pick up call office to let em know where I am
>> wait in line for an hour spend my time playing whats that smell and guess the bra size of the hottie in the warehouse office with other drivers
>> finally get loaded up
>> make a uneventful return trip back to the yard for tea in biscuits
so let me put it this way
it goes Neets-The Dirt-Normal Wage Slaves-Truckers
This stopped being funny really long time ago, like the REEEE NORMIES stuff
t.NEET
60yo baby boomer fucked up his life and now works these hours at a food store JUST making potato soup
>>29675099
At least potato soup is the best soup out there
Is it any good? Dennys has some good potato soup, and subways isn't bad, just overpriced.
>>29674477
Oh shit, I was thinking "joke's on you it's 4th of July Monday", but you got me there. Well played, NEET.
>>29673682
Joke's on you, I love my job. So I have just as much fun as you AND I earn oodles of cash.
>>29675099
thats a regular 40h contract though. be happy you weren't born as some poor Indian or you would work 12h 6 days a week
>>29675062
>self driving trucks will eliminate your job in your lifetime
I sincerely hope it takes until after you retire for that to happen though, anon. I've never really considered driving a truck, but it's always seemed like the chillest possible job, especially for a robot.
>college student
>passed all exams, one year away from graduation
>no summer job
>mfw 3 months of pseudo-NEET lifestyle
These are gonna be some of the comfiest days of my life.
>>29674789
the length of each picture, they drag on for too long. if the video was 1 or 2 min shorter it would be better.
i liked it, especially the shekelboss part.
Just got paid much more than you get in a month for my weekly paycheck fuckboy. Dont care.
can't get welfare in USA unless you're a nigger or single mother
>>29673682
this is hilarious. keep doing gods work anon
>>29674169
Kekso sad wagie dies in both endings and is never truly enlightened
>>29674169
good work, son.
>>29674169
>neets doing scientific research
>neet
>like to feel "in control" so I set an alarm for myself this morning
>it didn't go off and I'm mad about waking up as late as ten
I have the opposite problem, OP!
Posting from work, showed up 2 hours late, no one cared. B^) looking forward to playing some guitar when i get home or going back to sleep, who here /grilling/ with friendos for the 4th this weekend?
>>29675932or diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder
>>29676024
how do i fake that?
>>29673870
>This much projecting
Who hurt you OP?
BTW just finished getting the boat in the water and we're about to jet around the lake. GF's youngest sister surprised us with half an oz of dope so looking forward to that.
Anywho, hope your day is going well!
>>29676041
don't think you'll have to try very hard
>>29673682
Because we don't want our parents to be disappointed in us
>>29675708
I thought about truck driving.
but your right that self driving truck is only like 10 years away
>>29676432
>Having a relationship with your parents
I only have today off, i have work tomorrow but no work on monday.
I'm just going to smoke weed all day and try to forget the fact that I was at work for 12 hours yesterday.
