So Chad is the cool popular guy because it's a common cool guy name.
What's a stereotypical name for robots?
Wayne? Ethan? Nathaniel?
>>29673334
Patrick
Every Patrick I ever met was a betaIncluding me
We should just post our names and tally them up.
Eric here.
Brian. Brian is THE beta name
Ethan is beta as fuck name
Josh
Orginnnnaaaal
Elliot
Tbh
>>29673474
I know a Brian who is the epitome of Chad
>>29673334
>Wayne
Every Wayne I've ever known has been crazy as fuck, and not in the robot way.
"Manfred" is the first thing that comes to mind
>>29673413
if you say so
>>29673334
Alex, every other Alex I've met has been an outcasted autist like me.
>>29673334
bert and other names that sound like farts
Fred. It always seems to be Fred
>>29673413
Patrick reporting in, tryna get nudes on sc
Brandon. The Brandons I've known have been beta as fuck.
>>29673334
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Bart
pic not related
Three are people I know with these names who are "chad". Maybe not stereotypical chad, but maybe just cool and can interact.
>>29673334
Eugene like it'd be a robot name?
Ian for sure
Kofi is a pretty beta name.
>>29675598
>>29675348
Both of theme seem promising. I add in Roger as a contender.
>>29673334
>tfw name is Ethan
T-thanks guys ;-;
>>29673334
Jonathan definitely
>>29673413
Huh, thats my middle name
Nursultan
Chris Poole sounds beta af tb100%h
>>29673413
My name's Patrick.
Can confirm.
>>29673334
Ethan here, can confirm
James
John
Robert
Michael
William
David
Richard
Joseph
Thomas
Charles
Christopher
Daniel
Matthew
Anthony
Donald
Mark
Paul
Stephen
George
Kenny
>>29673413
I know a super alpha rich guy Patrick.
Any masculine one syllable name is an automatic normie name.
>>29676207
>Donald
Wew lad
>>29676207
So you just got the 20 most common names?
I guess that makes sense, because unless you have some really stupid made up name, there's probably little correlation between your name and your personality. So the most common beta names would be the most common alpha names as well.
Robots don't have names. That's the point.
>>29673531
Nigga, Josh is a chad-tier name
Simon, Ethan, Elliot, Norman, Egbert
>>29673334
Ted.
As in Ted the Sped.
>>29673531
Hey josh. Im josh.
Joshes are based.
>>29675348
Wrong. My Philippine friends name is Brandon and he gets pussy.
>Norman
>Eugene
>Runkle
Anybody with these names definitely get no pussy
>>29673413
I think Patrick is hit or miss.
Chad Patrick: Patrick Bateman
Robot Patrick: Patrick the Wombat
>>29675668
Kofi Annan
>>29673334
I think it was agreed a few years ago that the ultimate robot name is
>Thad Feelix Wenoguf
or just Felix, with one or two e's.
if I were an alpha male normie, my name would be Biff.
>>29675668
Kofi is a nigger name, therefore not beta.
>>29676207
>David, Michael, Matthew, Mark
>betta
robots don't deserve names
Adolf is beta as fuck
>>29676034
As a Jonathan I can confirm this.
>tfw Will
Brian
one time a girl told me how brians are all the same
Dongus beta/10
>>29676207
>Thomas
I knew it
I fucking knew it
Zack Here, usually us Zacks are in the "grey area" between Alphadom and Betadom
>>29677097
Who the fuck is named Runkle
Gabriel, I've maintained for years, is the most beta name ever. If not beta, at least fedora-tier
>>29678889
My uncle's name was Brian. He wasn't successful with women, and wound up importing a Filipino grill, but he was basically the coolest guy I knew. RIP, man.
I wouldn't call him a robot though, he wasn't socially retarded. Just prematurely bald and assertive with opinions.
Andrew is pretty fuckin beta
Ryan is a semi robotic name
>>29676207
>Michael, Richard, Christopher
Mike, Rich and Chris seems chad-tier enough.
>>29673334
David
Dave
Kevin
>>29679943
Last name, often spelled Runkel.
>>29680333
>Mike
i think it's a beta name
people tell me things like "you're definitely a Michael, not some Mike"
they seem to have more respect when I pretend I have a preference for Michael
