How does this make u feel? Lonely?
>>29672431
I don't get it. It just feels like the 170 months before.
>>29672431
Multiply that by like 9 for me.
>>29672431
Pretty fucking normal to be honest. And I'm married...
>had sex for the last time January 2015
>>29672494
>>29672500
>>29672595
Can't wait until summer is over and the normies go back to re*dit. Don't you have an outside to be, laughing with your friends and a nice girl, because the sun is shining and it's hot?
I hereby promise the robot this post is not spam.
>>29672431
Ok wtf is the picture even? It's just a plant.
>>29672431
Krijg vlektyfus en sterf
>>29672692
>when you're a hhkv but understand the picture more then a normie
>>29672715
grudigfsd ujigf fuh
>>29672647
>outside
Blow the cheetos dust off your keyboard faggot
>nice girl
Married. She'd cut them off, don't you worry.
>>29672431
I don't get it. They turn into some sort of cactus when they haven't had sex in a month?
fucking normies, I swear to god
>>29672494
WOAH BY NINE? DUDE YOU MUST BE SUCH A ROBOT
>>29672431
Someone explain
Or1gin4al
>>29672431
I don't get it, d-desu
like the world does not accept me...OBEY
Last time I had sex I jizzed way to fast. I came to the conclusion that jacking off is way better.
>>29672431
I don't get it original fampi
>>29672647
Smart phones
They can enjoy the sun and fun and share your suffering to others as a laugh
that's what I'm doing anyway
My girl gets a good laugh out of what I find on the robot
>>29672431
>Haven't had sex since March last year
>Was with a prostitute
>Last time I had sex with a person who isn't a prostitute is 2009
>>29674718
Honestly I have the flip where faping or even foreplay makes me launch a gaint cum missle while sex I'm usually
Luck to cum in a half hour and that's when it's savage sex where I'm just wanting to grind hard inside her
Sometimes I either don't cum or she has to blow me to finish the job
>>29674537
I'll give you a hint.fuck
>>29674790
Get a load of this norman, try not having sex ever or having any interest shown.
>>29674537
I'm guessing it's some reference to not trimming their pubes.
No fapping for a month is indeed very difficult.
>>29674899
Not even close senpai. Maybe you should look at a biology book first?
>>29674924
Just explain the fucking joke, Mr Muh secret joke.
http://i.imgur.com/3TZEsSu.gifv
Fucking bullshit. It makes no sense as a still image. This link explains it.
Wow, the cucumber is blowing because it's got so much semen built up.
>>29674924
Go fuck yourself, faggot.
>>29674957
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS NOT KNOW? LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF THE PLANT FOR FUCKS SAKES
>>29672431
As an 18-years-old KV i don't get it. Someone please explain.
>>29675023
Refer to this
>>29674998
The link has a video. The cumber plants busts a big nut and the joke is the normie hasn't had sex for so long when he finally does he cums everywhere.
