If I kill myself (fully clothed), how likely is it that doctors/morgue people/funeral people will see my penis at any point?
>>29671933
Very likely. I mean they undress you to clean you up and put different clothes. Nothing matters when you're a dead man anyway.
>>29671933
THEY WILL
They always strip you naked at some point at the morgue.
kek there's no hiding from our shame!
Maybe if we die by drowning they'll figure out it's the shrinkage?
100%
Now, if you cut your penis off and hide it beforehand, then the chance anyone will see it drops down relative to where you hide it.
>>29671933
you have to kill yourself in a self contained way. I always imagined a rube-goldberg style take on the breaking bad murder cleanup.
you set a time for long after you OD on pills, this timer will pour acid into the acid-proof tub (containing you) and after some time pour a neutralizing agent. Afterwards the timer opens a valve and sprays fresh water to drain you without a trace. ideally this would happen somewhere that you have 2 days to be "off the grid" before people go breaking in to look for bodies
>tfw qt3.14 goth morgue assistant feels my dick while no one's watching but I'm dead
no i dont mind people seeing my peanus
but if your bowels and bladder were to empty when you die
man
that shit would be so embarassing ;)
>>29671933
>die
>taken to morgue
>autopsy
>morticians laugh at my tiny white willy
Why would you worry about that if you're dead?
>>29672039
my friend who worked at the morgue told me that. sorry op. but nothing matters when you are dead, so I suggest join army or become a priest, at least you won't starve to death. army is my plan b lel
>>29671933
100% unlikely if you destroy it
>Here lies Anon
>Little was known about him
>But he had a small dick
>>29672097
>destroy penis
>attempt suicide
>survive
>be alive and have no dick
Flawless plan anon
>>29671959
do women know about shrinkage?
>tie sausage to penis
>shoot yourself in the woods
>hope that nobody heard it and animals will take care of it
>>29672185
this is the wilderness version of this
>>29671983
Maybe you could address that in your will. I'm not sure how feasible that is though.
This sounds like a question for Ask A Mortician
>>29672114
Spot on, amigo. Spot on.
>>29671933
They will look at your penis to determine if it was suicide or something else. If they see your mini penis, the know: ok this was suicide
>>29672185
That's a pretty good idea. Still it would be embarrassing if someone found you before the animals ate your penis and the sausage. I wonder what the police would think about that case
I don't know if the autism fully took over your brain, but you know you'd be dead, right ? you wouldn't exist anymore, if a meteor hit the earth after you died it wouldn't mean shit to you, nothing means anything to you after you die.
>>29671933
100%, They won't bury you as you are. They will take your clothes off and clean you.
Especially since you will shit yourself when you die most likely.
I really doubt anyone's going to care about your shrivelled cold dead penis anon.
>>29673568
I was planning to not eat for a day or so and give myself an enema before I did it, I probably wouldn't shit.
I just don't want them to tell my family.
Go to Iceland and jump into a volcano.
>>29673664
>yes, ma'am. I'm afraid your son had a.... Small penis.
>yes we are required by law to tell you about this and I'm sure it was on your mind for every single moment he was on this earth.
Hay retard, you'll be dead. I don't think your family will give a shit about your dick. Now your gay interracial furry porn you have on your computer, that's another story. When they go through that they'll definitely be wondering what the fuck was wrong with you.
>>29671933
As someone with a micropenis and a innie when flaccid. This is my biggest fear. I'm going to hero but I don't want anyone to find my body. Or I hope it composes so its unrecognizable.
>>29673664
>I just don't want them to tell my family.
don't worry, they have special psychologically trained counseling officers (female of course) who can handle such delicate matters.
>>29671933
jump into an volcano
the Gods will be pleased by a virgin sacrifice
