Let's have a thread going where instead of feeling about what we are never going to be able to do, we think about which things normies will miss in life.
>not seeing a person for a whole week and still feeling neutral about yourself
>seeing a performance artist on street who "allows everything" and still not feeling the need to sexually molest or torture her, just feeling nothing and going on your way
>not once daring to have an independent thought
Fucking NTs man, god forbid they think outside what is currently popular.
>seeing a performance artist on street who "allows everything" and still not feeling the need to sexually molest or torture her, just feeling nothing and going on your way
are you talking about the woman who invited people to touch her tits and pussy?
it's not molestation or torture if she's an adult that wants you to touch her.
>>29670699
Allowing it to happen to make a point about how disgusting normies are is not the same as wanting it.
And not talking about this specific performance artist, they have been similar performances by numerous people.
>be part of a community that is perpetually suicidal
>>29670664
>>29670635
This is absolute bullshit. I socialise all the time and still often go weeks without seeing people. The independent thought thing is the epitome of fedora tier thinking too.
This thread reeks of superiority.
>>29670750
>This thread reeks of superiority
Thats because we are.
>>29670799
Isolating yourself in your room for the rest of your life sure is "superior".
>>29670750
of course it does you retard, this thread is for us to declare our superiorities over normies, which makes a change since 99% of r9k threads concern the opposite
>>29670750
We are indeed superior. Thank you, normslime.
>be completely and utterly happy just with your own company for prolonged periods of time
>>29670739
>even if a women seeks and accepts sexual interaction, the men are still abusing her
are you from tumblr?
>>29670806
Well that's what happens when society is built for the average pleb and doesn't allow a lot of leg room for people that don't fit the mold.
>>29670814
>>29670811
You aren't. You're all normal and average boring human beings. If anything, deluded arrogant narcissists.
>>29670806
>Isolating yourself in your room for the rest of your life sure is "superior".
Epic assumption, mind telling me what you based it on?
I'm not a shut-in. Even if I was i would STILL be superior.
>normies r dumb robots r smart
You're fucking idiots, all of you.
>>29670834
The performance is to show that a normal person is not able to take their vicim's silence as a "no" even if they are obviously physically hurting them.
I would say point made, society (and normies like you) are 100% convinced tolerating something is the same as asking for it.
>the culinary orgasm that is tendies with spicy sauce, mountain dew, and potato chips
>>29670842
i never said that robots are definitively superior to normies, i just said this is a thread where FOR ONCE we can talk about the advantages of being a robot rather than those of being a normie
>tfw no jc gf
>>29670883
>I haven't had doritos in ages
>Closest I had was a knockoff shitty brand a month ago
Having no job sucks.
>they think their girl problems was something they did instead of a flawed whore gender
AHUEHUEHUE
>>29670901
None really. You are all so deluded into thinking that you're so self aware but it's easily possible to have self awareness and be "normie" as you put it.
>>29670931
well, believe what you want, i dont care familia. aint gonna change my opinion
>>29670989
narcisst 2bh
>>29671048
lick my bumhole cabron
>>29671053
you're a sad pathetic person, kys
>>29671064
im trying my hardest to do just that
>>29671069
faster please anon
>>29670635
seeing life for how objectively shite it is. Its called the second law of thermodynamics dumbass
>>29671088
Normies are too dull to notice the glass cages we all live in.
>>29671088
Unless you are a laundry dryer.
>heat pump
>use cool side to dry air
>use hot side to reheat the air again
>increase of entropy is a welcome side effect
Energy consumption class A. Bang.
>they will never be close minded, naive and have a false sense of superiority
>they will never have a preconcieved notion that they are the only ones that are truly 'self aware' despite being socially inept
>they will never dwell on small mistakes they made and they will actually move on and learn from them instead
fucking faggots
>>29671127
You live in a glass cage. I don't.
>>29670925
I am so sorry, Robot
>>29671144
Summer is almost over, normie. Don't kill yourself when you can't go out drinking with your friends and are about to die from lonliness because you have to be on your own for five minutes, ok?
>>29670744
>feeling pride for being a "part" of this community
>associating with this community at all
Pathetic.
>>29671088
Life CAN be shit, that doesn't mean you can't have an enjoyable life.
>>29671151
>Being this deluded
If you don't understand what I'm actually talking about, they yes. Yes you are.
>>29670806
Sure is fun thinking for myself here in this oh so lonely room. Typical normalfag resorting to social shaming because it's all you know.
>>29671209
Sure is fun thinking you're different or special. You're just as normal as the rest of society.
>>29671206
Explain in detail this glass cage and how we all live in it. If you are so smart as you think, it should be easy for you.
>>29671219
Oh boy, this bait post again. :^)
Here's a (You). You've gone through the effort to post this all over /r9k/ lately. I admire the dedication.
>>29671151
I am searching for the bones of your father but having difficulty distinguishing them from those of a slave.
>>29671233
It's society and how despite having the illusion of freedom you're confined to act or think a certain way, and can't do anything to break the mold or rock the boat.
Here's your (you). Now fuck off and enjoy your bread and circus.
>>29671244
Here's your (You). You're a good little boy, a special snowflake. Now take out the garbage, then you can go back to the basement to watch your Chinese cartoons.
>>29671244
>he unironically think's he's somehow special or different
you're not
>>29670842
What's with this recent influx of normalfags calling robots normal? Their go-to putdown has always been to point out that we're not normal. Make up your minds, shitheads
>>29671277
>normfalgs calling robots normal
That would imply that being a "robot" is actually a thing though. You delude yourself into thinking you're somehow different, when you aren't.
>never realize that their democracy is nothing but a dictatorship of the masses
>never realize that their right to vote results in the depreciation of their own voice
normies will never understand
>>29670873
>a silent "no"
Get the fuck out of here with that. If you're retarded enough to the point where you can't even speak up for yourself you don't deserve to live anyway.
>>29671219
I remember going through that phase as a teenager where I thought my point of view on everything was the only correct one. Don't worry. You'll grow out of the arrogance. At least I hope you will...
>>29671317
The funny thing is you don't realise how ironic that is.
>>29671256
>>29671262
Smells like samefag in here.eue
>>29671256
>>29671262
>>29671288
>>29671323
4 (You)s for our special guest of honor.
>>29671324
okay anon whatever you say
>>29671288
>confuses normal with human
>being this degenerate
>>29671305
>tfw founding fathers wanted regular revolutions
>tfw if you even suggest a revolution now you'll have the FBI and every law enforcement from here to Washington slapping your wrist
>tfw a revolution could never happen anyway because people are too wrapped up in their own material lives
At this point I'm just waiting for world war or plague or something to correct things instead.
>heheh I subconsciously recognize that I'm retarded but I'll cover up for it by claiming enlightenment.
>>29671317
>my point of view on everything was the only correct one
>wah all normies can't have independent thoughts
>wah normies aren't self aware
>wah i am superior
>wah why can't i have a pure virgin
>wah chads and stacies are ruining society
You sure are "original" with your thoughts anon. Of course you're right though parroting everything every other /r9k/ posters says.
>>29670635
>thinking of going to the grocery store as getting out of the house
>>29671305
>>never realize that their right to vote results in the depreciation of their own voice
What did he mean by this?
>>29671351
>le sekret club xD i am so unique and special xD
Normies will never recognize how stupid 90% of their idioms are.
"there is no such thing as a free lunch"
I just had a free lunch last week. My boss paid for lunch, therefore it was free.
"you want to have your cake and eat it too"
What am I supposed to do with it? Make a video where I fart on it like Chrischan did. Yes, I want to eat it! That is what you do with cakes you stupid normie, you shove them in your face.
"We're comparing apples to oranges here"
I would think in some sense two fruits could be compared. Is it inconceivable that person may like apples more than oranges?
"How do you like them apples"
I like them just fine. A lot better than those stupid oranges you managed to convince yourself were so categorically distinct as to be uncomparable by any metric to the apples.
"An apple a day"
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE APPLES!
"its a saying anon"
Well its stupid and you should stop saying it.
>>29671387
You're reaching so much it hurts. There is absolutely nothing wrong with using any of those sayings.
>>29671183
I suppose but its objectively bad. Nobody should bother struggling through anything significantly compromising if they have access to an effective method of suicide
>>29671357
>At this point I'm just waiting for world war or plague or something to correct things instead.
My dear friend, you seem to miss out on the alternative route. There is absolutely no reason for you to bother with social issues, chose the path of the enlightened robot.
Societies comes, societies go, perfection doesn't exist, life is nothing but the perception of subjective construction of reality, so instead focus on inner self-development.
>>29671403
>objectively bad
No, it's not though. You personally think it's bad, others don't have to share that view point with you.
>>29671219
>You're just as normal as the rest of society
Of course I know that, why do you think I want to kill myself so badly?
>>29671382
>not understanding the concept of normal
>not understanding it's nothing but the mere average of abnormalities
normies will never understand
>>29671421
>why do you think I want to kill myself so badly?
This makes no sense at all. There is NOTHING wrong with being normal.
>>29671387
>taking proverbs literally
Autism speaks.
>>29671401
stop trying to be the self-abasing voice of reason and maturity in this thread. You are just another bad apple ;^)
>>29670635
>Joy of having a thread with lots of replies
>Joy of posting a funny meme that you laugh because you imagine how the rest of r9k will laugh
>Not seeing hq black humor
>Not having a need to browse 9gag
>>29671361
Not any of those guys you're arguing with, so don't respond with any hostility, but what's the point of you arguing with these people? What would you have to gain? Or lose? Nobody's going to convince anyone of anything in this argument, and further "discussion" is just going to make everyone stick to their guns even tighter, so what are you trying to do here?
>>29671436
Any of those sayings can be acceptable and fine in the right context though too.
>>29671262
>>29671288
see >>29671424
>also pic related
>>29671455
Pictures don't qualify as an argument, nor is anyone in here unique.
>>29671436
>speaking in cliche word-blocks because you are an idiot who cannot recognize what poor use of language looks like.
>>29671443
Project normalize. They only care about trying to destroy the board.
>>29671443
>so what are you trying to do here?
It's called shitposting
>>29671435
>nothing wrong with being normal
>predetermined life
>school, love, work, marriage, children, parenthood, death
>live in constant delusion
>never question anything
>arrogantly believe that being 'normal' is the only appropriate way to live life
>completely discard any alternatives
>not having any sense of self-awareness at all
>being a hypocrite
NO THANKS, I PREFER MY PATHETIC EXISTENCE AS A SOCIAL OUTCAST.
/r9k/ always has some kind of chaos going on. I love it.
>>29671443
>What's the point
It frustrates me that the majority of this board unironically think they are somehow different from the rest of society just because of a few minor things like virginity, lack of employment, mental illness, anxiety, and then slap a label like "robot" on it.
As if there aren't millions more like this in the real world who don't use 4chan, and who are actually also possible contributing to society and trudging along instead of complaining about how "normies" are ruining the world.
>>29670931
> have self awareness and be "normie"
No. Once you're really self-conscious it is not possible to integrate yourself in childish society based on human weaknesses. You'd simply throw up.
I'm not saying that every robot is self-aware though.
>>29671436
and they are not proverbs you dribbling retard.
>>29670635
>feeling completely disconnected from the world and empty inside despite being in a mall full of people around
>>29671455
>Haha if you're unique you're broken and useless!
What fucking Orwellian society did you fucking crawl out of?
>>29671468
No one is even claiming to be unique.
>>29671477
>Project normalise
Another bogeyman like chads, stacies and normies. The fact that you take your precious board so serious speaks volumes.
"Oh no my precious fucking 4chan board".
>>29671494
>you dribbling retard
This had me laughing hard. I'm going to be using this one. Thanks for posting.
>>29671489
This is absolute fucking bullshit. I'm so incredibly self aware it's not funny. I still absolutely 110% function in society.
>>29671468
>>29671470
Your inability to interpret ideas conveyed subtextually and through idioms strongly supports the idea that you're on the spectrum, sir.
Being obtuse is not helping your case.
>>29671401
What is actually not wrong with these sayings? Why is it worth saying any of these things? He said you would never realize how stupid they are so I am not hopeful you have any legitimate answer to these questions.
>>29671506
Delusion and narcissism. Robots think the world is out to destroy and humiliate them, and that they are special snowflakes. In reality, nobody gives a shit about robots and nobody even knows they exist.
>>29670635
>spending a whole month just sitting around listening to prank calls on Youtube, drinking sodas, playing some handheld games in bed and just chilling because you're a NEET with no responsibilities and semi-wealthy parents who take care of you well into your 20's
livin the dream, normies can't compete
>>29671530
>What's not wrong
I already explained that. Given the right context any of these sayings are 100% fine and acceptable. Maybe if you've only encountered people using them in the completely wrong context. In any case, if you're that autistic that someone using the wrong saying gets you worked up this much you should get yourself checked out.
they're the real depressed ones and we're all much happier than them haha
>>29671489
So much this.
Society is tailored in a way it makes everyone function properly and appropriately in a certain way. If you don't fit in, it will make you fit in, unless of course you become completely aware of this, realizing how society is nothing but hypocritical by praising liberty and freedom, while completely discarding it.
>>29671518
If you truly were, why are you still contributing to nothingness?
>>29671506
>>29671534
Why hello there shills! Glad to see you out in full force today. Too bad you're so pathetic that you feel the need to fuck around with "/robot/" and /pol/ just because you got triggered. Have a great day!
>>29671499
>Haha if you're unique you're broken and useless!
You said that, not me. I suggest you pay attention to your reaction there, it's uncalled for. What I said was that just because you're unique doesn't necessarily mean you're useful. There's a difference.
I always thought the "normalfag" invasion was just a boogeyman until I saw this thread. Holy shit, it's very real.
>>29671534
That's what I've been saying.
Their entire life revolves around 4chan and /r9k/ and because they speak with like minded individuals they start to believe all of this shit.
For the most part this place is an echo chamber and a hugbox. Any unpopular opinion like this is usually met with hatred and vitriolic responses.
>>29671555
>confusing the US with the whole world
>>29671534
>>29671576
2 (You)s for the price of one. Thanks for trying to make it look inconspicious this time.
>>29671561
>shill
>robot
>pol
Maybe if your argument wasn't filled with typical 4chan buzzwords I'd take you seriously.
>>29671485
>i'm a fuckwit and you're wrong
Fixed your argument for you buddy.
>>29671534
>In reality, nobody gives a shit about robots.
>Goes out to criticize and rant about robots all day long on /r9k/.
Why hello there! Doesn't it feel good to be completely unaware of your own hypocrisy?
Thanks for reassuring me of my superior robot qualities.
>>29671576
I don't think there is a board on 4chan that is as angry as /r9k/. This place is full of hatred and anger.
>>29671580
>Thinking the US is completely different from any other developed western country.
>>29671527
What is your point exactly? It really comes down to this.
Are these things clever in any way?
No
Do they have a lyrical dimension?
No
Do they even effectively communicate what they are trying to say to the uninitiated (uncontaminated)?
No
Then they are not worth perpetuating. Meanwhile I have no idea what my personal diagnoses has to do with any of this. Let's just say for the sake of argument I am an autistic clopping pedo neonazi AIDS-riddled junkie hippie faggot.
>>29671506
>>29671534
>>29671561
>peers functioning as self-appointed guardians of their society is not a thing
wat
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peer_pressure
>Peer pressure is influence a peer group, observers, or an individual exerts that encourages others to change their attitudes, values, or behaviors to conform to those of the influencing group or individual.
>However, a person does not need to be a member or be seeking membership of a group to be affected by peer pressure.
>>29671600
The fact is that you are wrong though. It has nothing to do with me having a bias. I know how I feel.
You'd be insane to think you're all somehow different from the rest of society, and to think that you're so called normies, chads and stacies are ruining society and that it's all their fault that you can't succeed.
Not the fact that you all circle jerk over your problems instead of actually trying to do anything about it.
This entire board has a huge waft of narcissism and arrogance and everything is about you and your problems and why everyone else is against you.
>>29671598
>tfw /pol/ became a buzzword for any opinion someone doesn't like
Someone actually told me to go "back to /pol/" for agreeing with other posters that underage b&s shitpost too much. I didn't even know how to respond to that.
>>29671616
>not having been outside of the US
Hello Ameritard. Let me guess, you're monolingual and you don't even have a valid passport?
>>29671550
The fact that they are 100% fine and acceptable is kind of the problem, sayings like these constitute the absolute worst of the english language.
>>29671610
One thing I realised is (any website) the more frequently you use it, the more it will change your mind set and make you believe one thing or another. The same can be said for Faceook, Reddit, Tumblr etc. They do definitely attract different view points, the same as certain boards on places like 4chan.
The sheer nature of this board will change you. Especially if you start to believe it all. And the more you lurk and post here, the more ingrained the ideas will be in your head.
>>29671598
>when shills try to convince people their not
>>29671650
It's simply the same as "meme" or "cuck".
As long as one person disagrees with something you say you can bet some child will call you a stupid name.
Luckily this is 4chan and insults are rife, so you shouldn't take it literally.
>>29671610
This. Good luck having an opinion on here without someone tearing you to shreds for it.
Every thread eventually devolves into an argument, etc.
I have nowhere else to go though. I used to go on reddit, but they're almost as bad as this place.
>>29671665
That's why you always should tell anyone who actually wants to improve their lives to get off /r9k/. This place is toxic. If someone wants to improve their lives, this place will drag them back down.
>>29671674
The fact that you think this qualifies as a legitimate argument shows your mental maturity. Regardless of whether you're an adult or not.
"I'm just going to post this picture of a jewish man and I bet this will win my argument".
>>29671651
>ignoring geopolitics
>ignoring worldwide capitalism
>ignoring globalization
>making assumptions in order to keep the own view simple
Hello little normie friend! Glad that you came to visit our great board here! Unfortunately, I have to inform you that I am not living on the American Continent!
Have ze fun! See you again, one day!
>>29671679
There are nicer boards even on 4chan. Hell, almost any board on 4chan is nicer than /r9k/.
>>29671619
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
It speaks desu
>>29671619
All of the criteria you listed are irrelevant. What you're saying is no different than saying long sentence structures should be abolished in favor of new ultra truncated ones.
You being a sperg matters, because it means you're clearly willing to argue about the stupidest things, and I'm not interested in that.
>>29671682
Literally any time someone on here says "I did this today and I'm trying to better myself in X way"
Some stupid cynical cunt replies and says "don't fall for it you'll be a hopless neet robot in a week or two again".
It's like fat people who try to bring their friends down for losing weight.
>>29671679
>I used to go on reddit.
>>29671701
>It's like fat people who try to bring their friends down for losing weight.
This literally happens on /r9k/. Only it extends to not only weight loss but basically anything. The slightest hint of doing something for self-improvement is met with hostility.
>>29671679
Reddit isn't so bad. Find the niche subs. I use it mostly for /r/hiphopheads though.
>>29671722
>I was on reddit for 5 years. I'm not going back. The niche subs sucked too.
>>29671719
It's absolutely fucking pathetic and sad.
I'm depressed as all fuck but you can bet I'm going to continue to better myself. Regardless of what some cynic on here says. I can be negative myself but on here it's disgusting.
>>29671735
I hate the voting system mostly. Too much hive mind. Although 4chan has it's fair share of that too.
I also hate the faux cheesy nice attitude. It's so fake.
>>29671698
>>29671698
>>29671698
Yes you are. You are doing it right now you stupid bastard. And if I had to be perfectly honest family, I probably have a better understanding of figurative language than you, if only for the fact that these particular "sayings" amongst others could not be reconciled by my own keen faculties with any semblance of tangible meaning, whereas you seem to find nothing wrong with them. I don't hate all idioms, just the 90% of them that are objectively stupid you see.
>>29671643
Man, I actually get where you're coming from, but this thread isn't about the problems associated with being on r9k, this is a thread dedicated to helping robots feel a little less shit about their lives. We're a sad bunch by nature and seeing "stacies" and "chads" go about their seemingly enjoyable lives is just to much for many here to bear with good grace. The narcissism and superiority complexes are a coping mechanism used by robots to help them hold back the crushing weight of their lives a little longer, it's used to strengthen shaking legs and weak shoulders because we can't admit we're just a byproduct to a society that doesn't want us or need us. People get defensive of this board because for many it's the only place that is telling them that things will be ok, that they aren't alone in their self/society/world created hellscape, that other people are suffering with them. Its the only place they will here a kind word or a voice from a distance saying that they should hang on for that little while longer because they're may be a light at the end of this shitstorm. Give them this respite, this small mercy. You're confusion and anger won't help them, only the robots can save themselves. Just let them be.
>>29670635
>wake up
>OH SHIT I'M LATE FOR WORK
>wait I don't have a job
>go back to sleep
>>29671783
The problem is that robots don't want to be helped. They don't want to be successful. They will cling until death onto flimsy excuses on why they should not try to become better.
>>29671783
>this is a thread dedicated to helping robots feel a little less shit about their lives
The thing is, you aren't "robots". You are people. We all are. It's stupid to even call yourself that because you segregate yourself even more.
>seeing "stacies" and "chads" go about their seemingly enjoyable lives is just to much for many here to bear with good grace
These so called "chads" and "stacies" are non existent though. They, again, are people, like you and I. By the definition of most of the people who use this board, literally any man who has a girlfriend or has had sex is a chad. And any woman who has had sex is a stacy. This is stupid, and crazy. Just because you have your life together doesn't mean you're a terrible person or a chad or whatnot.
>doesn't want or need us
You let yourselves become that way. And by constantly complaining about it you're not leaving any room for trying to better yourself. You can't expect things to just come to you. Life is hard work.
>>29671783
>it's the only place that is telling them that things will be ok
No they don't. People bring each other down here. The negativity on here is feral, and disgusting. And any time I have seen someone try make a thread about how they made some progress, there is always someone who has to chime in and try and bring them back down. This board is a giant scourge on this website.
>>29671821
>The thing is, you aren't "robots". You are people. We all are. It's stupid to even call yourself that because you segregate yourself even more.
HELLO I AM 12 AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND FIGURATIVE SPEECH OR SYMBOLISM. WHAT IS A REAL???
>These so called "chads" and "stacies" are non existent though. They, again, are people, like you and I. By the definition of most of the people who use this board, literally any man who has a girlfriend or has had sex is a chad. And any woman who has had sex is a stacy. This is stupid, and crazy. Just because you have your life together doesn't mean you're a terrible person or a chad or whatnot.
OMG PEOPLE PUT OTHERS INTO CATEGORIES, WHAT A WEIRD THING! I'M SURE THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE R9K TRAIT
>Life is hard work.
LOOK AT MY WISDOM. I HAVE EXPERIENCE. THE 12 YEARS OF MY EXISTENCE WERE NOT SPENT ON POINTLESS THINGS LIKE PROCRASTINATION.
>>29671862
And you wonder why people don't take you seriously. Shit posting doesn't qualify as an argument and will be disregarded.
>>29671845
What you perceive as negativity is not necessarily negative for everybody. Stop projecting your own world views, opinions and emotions on others.
Normies will never understand that honesty is always superior to sugar coating.
>>29671880
And you wonder why I don't take you seriously. Completely being unaware of your own incapability to recognize the pseudo-pyschological bullshit you're spreading without having any idea of what makes people think the way they do doesn't qualify any of your speech as an argument either and should thus be disregarded too.
>>29671905
Normies aren't a thing though. We are all normal.
I'm depressed, I suffer from anxiety, I suffer from body issues, I am vain, I have relationship problems with my family, I don't have a job.
I still don't reject society. I still don't give up because "things are too hard" and "normies get life lucky" because those are lazy answers and poor excuses.
>>29671817
yep
>>29671821
I know man, I know. I used to be like most of the people on this board, I have changed my life but I like to come back here and try to help folks. What lots of guys here don't understand is that if you let yourself wind down to zero energy its fucking hard to wind back up again. You lagged behind and if you want to catch up you've got a fucktonne of running to do. Many people don't catch up. r9k is a community of the laggers, left behinds and a hard core of those that have turned their backs on society. I'm just trying to help you understand them better my man, because I was them once. A hand for the hungry, a bed and an ear for the world weary, that's all I can be for the people here.
>>29671927
>if you let yourself wind down to zero energy its fucking hard to wind back up again. You lagged behind and if you want to catch up you've got a fucktonne of running to do.
This could be said about literally anything though. Life is hard, and no one said it should be easy. People shouldn't expect things to just come to them. You think some of the most successful people around got it that easy? My dad ran his own business for 25 years. He grew up in a poor as fuck household in a working class family. Now he owns two houses of his own and we have pretty much anything we could ever want and then some.
Complaining about it on 4chan everyday will not help you. Shut down your computer and actually take action.
>head to the doctor to get checked for STD's
>remember I'm a virgin
>go home
>>29671880
>I can't come up with an actual argument so you're shitposting
>>29671424
>average abnormalities
Arithmetic average is bullshit and although it is the truth, maths don't work in the real world. Exempli gratia they always blab on about how the average salary is say 3000 shekels but in reality people get significantly less because the average figure is inflated by the 0.1% salaries that are extremely high.
tl;dr what you think are normal people is a lie, in fact, you are the one brainwashed by the blue-pill media
>>29671924
>We are all normal
Check this out: >>29671424 >>29671351
>I'm depressed, I suffer from anxiety, I suffer from body issues, I am vain, I have relationship problems with my family, I don't have a job.
Great, I don't care.
>I still don't reject society.
And that is YOUR choice. Stop arrogantly thinking that every YOU decide is the ultimate truth and only way to live life.
>I still don't give up because "things are too hard"
Great, I don't give up either because I don't care about society at all.
>"normies get life lucky"
Wew lad, nice assumption even though I never said anything along these lines in my whole life.
>because those are lazy answers and poor excuses.
Sure man, your judgement is holy and shall not be questioned. If you say so, it must be true!
>Learning the routes through places that avoid seeing yourself in a mirror
Everyone loses in a 4chan argument. There's no winner. You're all rolling in the mud you're throwing at each other.
>>29671990
Nice bullshit there, senpai.
It always surprises me how some people concentrate so much nonsense into a single sentence while keeping the illusion of it being smart or somehow relevant.
>>29671924
you should give up. Not for any self-imposed identity but because life is an accumulation of negative utility. Entropy wins every time.
>>29671973
>Buy an expensive ring from a shop that wipes out my bank account
>Remember I have no gf
>Return it for a full refund
>>29671927
so why are you trying to exhaust them with all this running when they just a easily could experience the equanimity of death?
Why don't you guys fake being normal?
You get the good parts of being normal without losing your uniqueness.
>>29672025
No. Thanks though.
>>29672044
Everyone here is normal tho.
>>29671965
I'm glad that you and your family have made it off the sweat on your backs, but aren't you being a little narrow minded in your views on how things are? Yeah, life is hard, life is fucking hard and you seem to forget that everyone is an individual. Individuals react differently to the same stimuli, unfortunately the people here reacted to life in a way that isn't conducive to an enjoyable existence. You can say "hey, work harder" and you can say as many things as you want, but you're not phrasing it in a way people will understand here. Its like saying "hey you, increase see red the same way I see red, then you'll be alright." You just need to learn to hold out a hand and give those that want it a chance.
>>29672044
>good parts of being normal
such as?
>mfw normies actually think being normal has any benefits
>>29672062
i am not people say i am weird and creepy all the time and complain i am too technical
>>29671965
So basically you are outing yourself as a trustfund babby? You are the person we are supposed to be heeding the advice of? Someone who has experienced no real adversity? Hell, I wont even listen to the idiots who experienced adversity and come here to proseltyze the Credo of the cult of life (I just think, what the fuck are you trying to ccomplish anyway?) so why the fuck am I going to listen to some upper middle class twit?
Embracing death and basking in your self destructive lifestyle of reclusiveness and stagnation
>>29672081
I know a lot of creepy people. I know a lot of people who nit pick and end up being too technical. They are still "normal" and are a part of society. They still function. Those are personality traits.
>>29672086
>trust fund baby
I have a trust fund that I still have no access to and it doesn't even have enough money in it to survive on my own. Probably less than 10k. I don't even care about it or basically even acknowledge it's existence.
>>29672096
>are a part of society
are forced* to be* part of a society (they do not wish to be part of)*
>>29672045
Okay but I think what you re doing is insidious. I'll try to help the robots in a manner that is actually effective and you can keep trying to drag them back into your deluded cult.
>>29672122
You're making a lot of assumptions.
>>29672040
i don't my man. Helping those that want to run but need a little push to get them going is a small part of being a human being in my mind. Sometimes all some people need is a kind word to pull them back from the void. I have no qualms with those that chose to end their suffering on their own terms, but helping those that need that one kind word or forceful shout to get them going again is no skin off my nose. We're running out of care in this modern age, and kindness is a virtue for a reason.
>>29672119
but still, fuck you, you sanctimonious blowjob
>>29672143
>get proven wrong
>fuck you
How typical.
>>29672139
And you're not?
Basically, you take a small sample size ('a lot of creepy people') and apply it as a general rule for everybody. That's just dumb, but sure, I am the one assuming.
Superior robot reporting out.
>>29672149
>run away before a response is made towards me
>>29671998
Why would you need to do that?
>>29672153
>point out something unimportant in order to distract from the main point made in the response
>>29671965
>Poor as fuck household in a working class family.
That is not necessarily a bad situation.
If your parents teach you daily life knowledge, social skills and give you freedom to build your own life, it's way better being from working class background than having white collar job parents who give you none of that, abuse you emotionally daily, and when you need help, they turn their back at you while still trying to leech off the small money you have.
>>29670827
Just this desu, I wouldn't be able to imagine a life in which I'd go insane without meeting anyone for one day. Sucks for you normies.
>>29672182
Normal people do that to. You're normal too. I know plenty of people you would consider "normie" who spend days alone in their own company.
My own sister, who has a lot of friends, and is the most social person I know, often spends days just doing her own thing.
>>29672148
I wasn't proven wrong. If anything I was proven more right than I was expecting. You admitted to having a fucking trustfund! Yes, fuck you, you sanctimonious blowjob. I mean at least get addicted to hard drugs lose all your friends and have your family disown you before you spread this puerile garbage. Do you actually think you have said a single thing that is unique or insightful in anyway? I really don't anon. Its all puerile aphorisms we've heard a thousand times before.
>>29670635
>Feeling intense aestetic and intellectual pleasure when finding or understanding some elegant solution to a science or math problem.
>>29672199
>>29672096
>>29672139
>>29672153
Haha, now you're running away because you do the same shit all the time.
Just BTFO normie. All you do is say 'EVERYBODY IS NORMAL' while following it up with an attempt of empathy 'We are all like this! You're not alone!' and a generalization 'I know an irrelevantly small sample size of people who do this too, which is why I can assure you that you must be exactly like them too!' in order to prove your miserable point.
Your personality is very predictable and boring, you're not interesting as a person at all, which is what I have noticed with many normies. They are all just as shallow as you.
>>29672227
I don't do drugs or drink. In fact I'm probably in much better shape than you are.
As for my trust fund it's a moot point. I don''t have access too it. It has very little money in it, and I don't even care if I never even get the money.
>>29670750
This. These people aren't special. This isn't their safe space. The overwhelming majority of them are here due to character flaws
>>29672283
Most of my friends have at least SOME level of self awareness. Hell, my best mate, the most "alpha" guy I know is incredibly smart, and self aware. He does terrible things all the time. He's fucked about 6 women behind his long term girlfriends back and she doesn't know. He doesn't even give a shit, but he's aware that it's bad, still doesn't care though. Morally he's pretty horrible but he knows all of this.
>>29672283
>character flaws
>FLAWS
>this place reeks of superiority
hypocritical much? just kys
>>29672279
You are really dumb. Are you the product of a lngstanding tradition of inbreeding or something? Are you really this obtuse?
>>29670873
You sound like the normie
>>29672325
>obtuse
Yet another /r9k/ buzzword. Yawn. Seen this one before.
>>29672305
>ohh I am sooo self-aware by having the same sense for what is morally tolerable and what is not as the rest of society and still decide to go against it because i am edgy
if that is what you consider self-aware, might just end it right now
>>29672361
>reaching
It was a single example of one person I know. Calm down autist.
>>29672397
>gives example illustrating his misunderstanding of what self-awareness truly means
>still thinks it's a valid example
>exposed
>falls back to insults
sure bro, you checkmate'd me m'lady
>>29672427
>checkmate'd
>m'lady
I gave you a legitimate example. That IS an example of self awareness. You still managed to disregard that in favour of shitposting.
>>29672345
No man, Its like you are wilfully ignorant of the fact that the specifics of your trustfund are irrelevant but in any case you are still a soft preppy twinkboy with a silver spoon up his ass. The second thing you missed was that I was importuning you to go have negative life experiences so that maybe you can be taken seriously when you try to advise people on how to live. You are a malignantly stupid and arrogant person, that's all I am trying to say. >>29671698
>>29671698
Yes you are. You are doing it right now you stupid bastard. And if I had to be perfectly honest family, I probably have a better understanding of figurative language than you, if only for the fact that these particular "sayings" amongst others could not be reconciled by my own keen faculties with any semblance of tangible meaning, whereas you seem to find nothing wrong with them. I don't hate all idioms, just the 90% of them that are objectively stupid you see.
>>29672467
Knowing that you're not supposed to cheat on your partner doesn't mean that you're self-aware. Nor does going against that social norm make you self-aware either. So, to make it short, your example is absolute trash because you yourself have no idea what self-awareness means.
But at least you're good at emotional judgement if things don't go your way ('autist', 'shitposting', ...). It makes me think you're actually a female, which is obviously very unlikely.
>>29672524
fucking tablet
>>29672524
It's irrelevant because it's not even a part of my life or in use by anyone at all.
>>29672533
>your example is absolute trash
You're only rejecting it because you're sticking to your guns. You can't stand the idea that I knew the definition of the word.
It was a perfect example of self awareness. He didn't have to cheat on her. He chose to. You know why? He wanted to have sex. He wanted something new. He wanted it more than once. He was aware of the repercussions. He got away with it, and has no remorse or guilt. And he'll probably do it again. Because he doesn't care.
>>29672141
Yeah but not only do I want those who have chosen suicide to follow through, I want to encourage all these hopeless cases to choose suicide themselves. Unlike the auxilliaries of Life Cult who may impose life on someone as many times as medical intervention will allow I don't see anything intrinsically wrong with being dead and it may be the absolute best thing for the robots. Hell it may be the absolute best thing for everyone.
>This thread
holy shit, normies cannot resist feeling attacked whenever there's a thread not glorifying or envying them. Not everything is about you, jesus
>understanding that suicide is absolutely a persons right
>not feeling the need to guilt a suicidal person into staying alive because it would make me feel bad if they weren't
>being your country's most precious son
>living off wageslaves, thus feeling like a Pharaoh
>reading one book everyday
>not being dependent on anyone or anything but their slavery
>being the master of your life
>>29672578
Yeah, I'm all for voluntary euthanasia. Hell, the world could use a few less people. I don't really have a problem with your way of doing things my man, it seems like you and me are helping to take care of both sides in a way. Keep rocking on anon, maybe we can do some good for the world.
>>29672599
>normies
You are normal too
>not everything is about you
The irony. Every thread is about how YOU are virgins and how YOU are unemployed and how "normies" are out to get YOU and how much YOUR life sucks.
>>29672565
>You're only rejecting it because you're sticking to your guns. You can't stand the idea that I knew the definition of the word.
Nice assumptions there lad. You sure sound much smarter now!
>It was a perfect example of self awareness.
Self-awareness goes beyond behaving instinctively or knowing what consequences your actions might have. Knowing that punching your mom might have an impact on your relationship with her doesn't make you self-aware. Self-awareness is when you realize why you do the things you do. It means being aware of the absurdity this life is attached to. It means being aware of the lack of importance each single one of us has. It means understanding that billions of people are currently experiencing a different life from you, considering a place you have never seen in your life their home, people you have never seen their family, or following political views for reasons you could never grasp because the experiences they went through are completely different. Being self-aware doesn't mean just being an edgy 'bad guy' who thinks he's super cool when he's lacking any sort of empathy. It's actually quite the contrary.
>>29670744
>perpetually suicidal
redundant
>>29672672
Like I said, you're reaching. It was a single example. And he was ware of why he wanted to do it.
>it means being aware of the absurdity this life is attached to
That implies that you directly know what everyone is thinking. You can't know for sure what people are thinking, nor is that possible, and generalising an entire population of people in society who are "normal" is still not objectively right.
>>29672665
WOAH
one place where we vent about our lives, goddamn, just fuck off really, what's even your deal here?
>You're normal too
Are you stupid? What are you comparing me to right now?
Just admit your feelings got hurt by this thread of people trying to find positive things about their particular lifestyle or whatever
>>29672672
>only "robots" and people who use /r9k/ are self aware
That in itself is lacking self awareness.
>>29672703
what? What about schizophrenics who only become suicidal when they relapse? What about people who have suicidal thoughts in a time of particular crisis?
>>29672710
>It was a single example.
It was a bad example, that's the point I am making.
>He was aware of why he wanted to do it.
I want sex and I know that I want it. Wow, look at how self-aware I am.
>This implies that you directly know what everyone is thinking.
No, it doesn't.
>>29672725
>implying I said that
tough luck, pal
>>29672776
You're still riding off the fact that I only made one example. The fact that you think it was bad is entirely your own prerogative. It's still an example even if you hate it.
Once again normies have ruined something that was doing just fine before they came along. I feel sorry for OP that his thread got cancer.
>>29672802
you're normal too tho anon
>>29670739
She was clearly aroused by the performance act. You can see her legs shaking in the video.
Nobody would do that if it didn't turn them on.
>having a being bullied by chad
>stacey see this and is sad because not everyone around her is happy
>makes chad stops bullying me
her argument was: He is not like the other people he was always different
>he is passive agressive with me all the week
>i push my limit everytime but he cannot do nothing because pussy rules him
feels good, even better when chad stops inviting me to their shit to be bullied.
>>29672834
chads aren't real tho and neither are stacies
>>29672817
he may be normal but he's no normie. Or maybe he is, knowing what passes for a robot these days
>>29672800
>implying I hate it
>implying it was bad because 'I think it is'
You don't seem to get basic logic. Your example is bad because it has nothing to do with self-awareness. Letting your sexual urges take over has nothing to do with self-awareness, it's the opposite. It doesn't matter how many examples you gave or didn't give, the one you did give is absolutely bad and doesn't illustrate anything.
>>29672866
robots aren't a thing though, it's a stupid made up word autists on 4chan use to try and feel like they are part of some elite community that is superior to society
>>29672884
>it's a stupid made up word autists on 4chan use to try and feel like they are part of some elite community that is superior to society
LOL
are you really this dumb? you're like one of those conspiracy idiots
this thread is an cancer, so many baitposters
>>29672874
>letting your sexual urges take over
Yes, yes, I'm sure it was all his biological drive to procreate, not because he made the conscious decision to do it. God, you project your own preconceived ideas as if it's a solid fact.
>the one you did give is absolutely bad
Again, this is YOUR opinion. And an opinion can't be factual.
>>29672884
>like they are part of some elite community that is superior to society
it's not nice to be so purposedly stupid anon!
>>29672902
>conspiracy idiots
Like all of the posters on here that think normies are ruining society and chads and stacies are out to get them? Yeah, much conspiracy.
>>29672919
Haha, being this mad over my robot superiority. My superiority goes beyond what you can comprehend with your simple normie mind. Why not just accept the fact that you'll always be an inferior wagecuck?
>>29672952
>robot superiority
The arrogance and narcissism is rife. Although that seems to be a theme on this entire board.
>inferior wagecuck
Shitposting with recycled old memes doesn't qualify as an argument, no matter how try want to paint it.
>>29672884
robots aren't a thing but normies are. I am talking to one right now. Ergo they are a thing
>>29672933
>much conspiracy
Like all of the normies here you think we are being being social outcasts because we actually just think we're too 'good' for society? Yeah, much conspiracy.
>>29672972
>I am talking to one right now
How witty and intelligent of you. It still doesn't change the fact that normies aren't a real thing.
>>29672967
He thinks I am trying to argue with him at this point.
Protip: No point in arguing with primates.
>>29672990
Ad hominem attacks just makes your points more laughable. Again, the idea that shit posting in an online argument either counts for anything, or the fact that you think you've won, is ridiculous and stupid.
I mean what does calling me a "primate" even mean? You know for a fact that I'm a human. Regardless of what you think of my level of intelligence.
>>29670750
>This thread reeks of superiority.
That's because we're superior to you.
If you don't like it you can fuck off back to facebook or wherever.
>>29673021
>Ad hominem
>calls me an autist in >>29672397
>still thinks I'm arguing seriously since that reply
haha keep it up hypocritico orginalitano
>>29673070
I don't use Facebook. You're not superior. You're just a closet narcissist in disguise.
>>29672858
he fucks a lot of girls, and she gets fucked a lot.
call what you want mate.
>>29673102
They are normal just like you. Don't you see it? You're exactly the same like them. Chads, stacies, robots, neets are all the same. There is no individuality.
>mfw this entire thread
I love it when normalfags get butthurt like this.
Reminds me of all the wagecuck threads.
Funny thing is, the 'robot wagecucks' didn't get triggered by those threads because they understand memes and have ascended into a higher plane of existence unlike their shallow normalfag counterparts.
All normals are pathetic and don't belong here.
You will never truly understand what it means to be robot or a wizard.
Go die.
>236 posts
>44 posts
You're doing a good job robots.
But I would just wait until summer is over, we will get our board back then.
>>29673253
>44 posters*
Somehow this is not original
>>29673253
Yeah, I probably made like 20 posts alone. Though, I was mostly just rustling some normies.
>>29673168
They're just mad there's not a social circle that's letting them in. Their whole lives they've been able to force their way into other ones, so they feel discluded and lash out in anger when that doesn't happen here.
>>29673126
yeah i fuck a lot of girls too.
i love living and i have everything i desire.
i also have a qt gf that loves me and is loyal to me.
we are all equal, some more equal than others but all in the same shape and form.
>>29670635
they will never get (you)s
>>29673570
exactly
there's also no gender, it's just personal preference. there is no rich or poor, we are all the same. so glad you finally understand :)
Are the normies finally gone?
>>29673630
it kind of seems so
pragmaticanto originalito by pertito
>>29673644
Quick posttendies
>>29673614
thanks for those knowledge.
now i will work hard to give money to them be happy and put me down because in the end hapiness is what matters, not mine of course.
pls
sage
this
shit
>marathoning your entire backlog in one year
>>29673087
How often do you complain about real life examples of narcissism when it happens? What's that? Never? Oh, ok. Fuck off.
do normies /nightwalk/?
seems like really robot activity to just wander around at night listening to music and fighting back the tears
>>29673324
But we are a social circle, what are you doing here?
>>29671144
Masterpiece (no irony) fuck you motherfucking "robots" hurr durr i'm 19 haven't had sex reeeee life is so unfair muh vidya skillz are superior in my fantasy world motherly waifu caress me please me so hungry tendies gimme gimme gimme i'm socually awkward because ten years ago my brother beat me why is he a chad no one has had this problem ever i wish people would understand that i only understand this world how it really is. Fuck you, faggots. I only accept cripples/retarded robots. None of that muh autism. Real autists are screaming in the corner of their room, not browsing the most contemporary normie chan kiss kiss
>>29675089
And you are not depressed. You are just a silly putty pussy
We can think and laugh about certain topics with out feeling guilty?
>>29670750
>S-S-S-STOP MAKING FUN OF US IT'S S-SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND WE MAKE FUN OF YOU AND YOU'RE EXPECTED TO DO NOTHING ABOUT IT
Unimaginative, uncreative, vapid, boring, disingenous, virtue-signalling, sanctimonious, worthless, empty, heartless bullies completely devoid of self-awareness and independent thought. Fuck off.
