>girl asks for my number
>give it to her
>don't respond to her texts
Who /mischief/ here?
>10/10 girl asks me out to a local restaurant
>agree to meet there
>don't go, instead turn my phone off and go to bed early
RUSED
>>29670044
Wow, how can women even compete?
>>29670075
>female friend drops by uninvited
>strips down suddenly and propositions me for sex
>enthusiastically agree, just have to step into the bathroom for a second
>climb out the bathroom window and dash down the street to a friends house
BAMBOOZLED
>>29670111
>hire an escort
>start bursting into laughter as soon as I get into the car
>slap her
>she runs away crying
TRICKED
>>29670135
>get a girl to give me head
>wait till she sucks me in all the way to the balls
>empty my bladder down her throat
DECIEVED
>>29670187
i before e, except after c
>>29670219
CORRECTED
ORIGINAL
>cute girl back in highschool asks to see my phone
>puts her number in it and tells me to call her or text her anytime
>don't
>she then one day confronts me and asks me out
>"maybe"
>invites me to her house multiple times
>tells me she would fuck me and offers to have sex multiple times
>tells me it's okay if I feel on her tits once
>rubs onto my thighs on one occasion
>never made a single move
>actually really liked her a lot and constantly thought of her every day when I wasn't at school
>still a 21 year old virgin with no gf
take that, 16 year old me. You fucking faggot!
>create Chad tinder profile
>pay for tinder plus
>get auto bot to match 1000s of girls
>never respond to any of them
>be me
>be sitting out side a gas station with cousin just talking and shit
>some girls pull up to fill up car
>notice they keep checking us out
>7/10 brunete and 7.5/10 blonde walk up to us
>brunet says something along the lines of my friend would like to know if she can get your number
>felt good
>but oh shit the relezation hits that hay I don't own a phone since I broke mine
felt bad she preaty damn cute just said my phones broken
>>29670259
YOU... YOU... YOU NIGGER!
>>29670013
>pretend to be a misogynist on /r9k/
>actually love and respect women
>>29670219
>DR GRAMMAR, I'M CIE
CRASHED
>>29670219
AND WHEN SOUNDING LIKE A AS IN NEIGHBOR AND WEIGH
