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mmhave you ever even seen a real dragon dick loser? i have, and they're no fucking joke. i remember browsing bad-dragon.com in the middle of the night, hoping to find a sick deal on the latest in spiked cumming dragon dildos. 19 inches of pure fucking annihilation. I can't even comprehend how it makes my asshole feel, and the lubrication that they included, oh lord, I love how the balls run through my fingers as i squish them as hard as i can, with the synthetic dragon hairs brushing up against my white asshole. When my mom burst through my door, my ass filled with pleasure and synthetic dragon cum, i wailed "A L D U I N ! Y O U A R E M E A T Y C O C K I S S O A M A Z I N G!" ever since that day my mom looked at me with fear. my assholed gaped so much i had to goatse my shit out. my mom made me refund skyrim, stupid bitch, she doesnt know that you cant refund with over 2 hours. there's 3321 hours into skyrim legendary edition, with the dragon mods alone, just so i am see my dragonic god ream my asshole. My addiction got the point where i started a kickstarter to turn my normal human dick into a large and angry dragon cock Hopefully the surgery people are scalies too, just like me and my little sister! My mom made my dad leave a long time ago because he admitted he was a sclaey, anyways, i would have started my skryim dragon mod letsplay channel if my fucking COCKWHORE ugly mother didnt take away my steam account. And I bet Besthesda wants to try and dmca me but its all good, they're just jealous taht they didn't program harsh dragon fucking into the game into the first place! I kinda wish my dad would come back though, the least he could have done is pay child support in bad dragon dilods, only $3.49 a pack, but fuck do I tich for alduins yogurt gun, so tasty mmmmm thats goddd. i just love it when he splatters his funky nut blast all over my fuckin face. Well anyways gusd i gotta go doo my chores bye lol ;) keep u guys updated xD