You need to smile more anon, life is beautiful!
>YOU'RE beautiful, and I'd smile more if you'd be my girlfriend.
i fucking hate you.
wipe that stupid smile off your face or i'll bash your teeth out, bitch
>>29669716
Why are you talking to me? Stop messing with me and leave me alone.
> what the hell am I doing here?
>>29669734
What did you say? you need to speak louder so i can hear you!
>>29669716
Smiling is creepy silly normie
>>29669763
>I said I'm sorry, I'll try harder.
>Brandon, I know you've had a hard time..You're allowed to smile.
I've had this said to me before.
>>29669716
I dont know how to smile without appearing creepy
>>29669716
>me being at an open air party with a bunch of normies
sorry OP but the premise of this thread isn't believable
If I had your reflection I'd think the same.
>>29669763
SHIT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
>>29669716
>life is beautiful
proof?
>willa holland
I liked her better when she wasn't a complete slut for LA photographers
life is like a foot, both are beautiful and will kick sand in your face
>>29670338
feet aren't really beautiful
I can't like or respect attractive or rich people I just can't. It's impossible for me to feel any empathy or sympathy for them.
>>29670205
Fuck man
>originally posted
You're right, I'm so lucky to be surrounded and noticed by very attractive people.
>>29670363
that's because you have low IQ.
>>29669763
I said you need to wash all that cum from your fucking ears, cunt.
>>29670359
woooooow, ok man, guess you didn't associate childhood affection as the only body part you could see, ok to each their own man, hope your mom's proud of her frigid toes
>>29669734
> Haha! Oh gosh, anon! You're SOOOOO funny! This is why you're my BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
Of course life is beautiful when you're an attractive girl. You're basically living life on easy mode.
>>29670388
are arms and hands beautiful too?
>>29669716
Actually no, life is a record of diminishing returns, fraught with peril, grief and general discomfort. The stupidity of the person who views life as equitable lies in the absurdity of judging iterstitial highs, mere chemical impulses to be an answer to the slow, absolute and ineluctable disintegration of one's very self, and not only but his accessories and everything he may hold dear. The true path to equanimity is to despise this life so that one never invests a principle in the first place. We're all going to die and some of us may distinguish ourselves by our willingness to do so.
>>29670369
So many things left unsaid, so little time. I want off this ride.
>>29669716
she looks familiar
sauce?
>>29670401
Depends on the fetishist I would imagine
>>29670427
She's that slighly smelly hipster gf we've always wanted
>>29670437
what is it with you and the body odor fetish?
fuck you're weird
>>29670416
And this is why you are a virgin
>>29670437
If you held her close to your chest you could probably smell her hair. It is not an unpleasant smell, musty-ish maybe. Kind of nostalgic if you grew up with siblings who cried into your shoulder.
>>29670485
No, I am a virgin because I am a reluctantly volcel self-righteous utilitarian antinatalist with slave morality.
>>29669716
Well this will be your last smile, whore
>>29670427
i dont think its her but im pretty sure this is who i thought it was
>>29670558
wheres your trigger discipline you idiot
>>29669716
It's horrible but I hate it when girls like this smile. They look so cute and happy but you just know that deep inside they're fucking cunts who would ridicule you and excersise literal sadism on you solely because you're not attractive enough for them.
>>29670647
it's airshit
>>29669716
I mean, it can be. But it's not that beautiful for me right now.
In reality I'd probably give some kind of sheepish smile and a slight nod
>>29669716
Well I guess life is beautiful when you play on easy mode (woman) and you are high on whatever it is you are on...
I was told I don't smile enough and I look miserable/tired, even when I am happy/rested, I guess it is never enough positive for normies, I guess I'll never be one of them people who give off good vibes without trying.
When I look at women (and some men) smiling like they are on a constant high (althought they are sober) and its not forced I really wonder what their secret is... Are they complitely oblivious to the absurdity of existence? the constant threat of death/the abyss? the constant pressures/demands put upon them by society for no real reason ?
Hell come to think of it, leggit depressed women still smile like they are in a state of bliss sometimes and I never smile even when leggit happy
>>29669716
She's okay but wow, that girl in the background to her right... what a beauty.
>>29669716
y-you toomuteblox
>>29670821
come to think of it I may have anhedonia; I was researching it and I tried codeine before which relieved it somewhat and made me more of a normie... in that case potential for addiction aside (SSRIs and benzos are very also addictive) why such emphasis on opiates = bad?
>>29669716
please dont lie to me
>>29669716
>at least I'm not a smoker, you cunt
>>29670242
>Look at me, I'm a special snow flake. I have a trip, pay attention to me.
Fucking kill yourself.
>Life is beautiful
I'm sorry but I'm not so distracted by bread and circus to not see that that statement as objectively false.
>>29669716
for some reason this thread made me laugh despite my crippling depression.
Contemplating suicide and hating myself all the time and something just clicked.
Thank you op. This was probably the most fun ive had this summer.
>>29670416
10/10 post my friendo
>>29671153
/r9k/ is full of special snowflake attentionwhores. This is tumblr for males.
>>29670680
'ridicule you' you mean ignore you lol?
>>29670242
Tripfagg fuck off
>>29671181
>this is tumblr for males
>You're smile is perfect. You look so adorable when you smile. You should smile more often.
She really said this to me guys
>her 5 mins after saying that
>tfw that Chad isn't you
>>29669716
>herpes
herpdederpes
>>29669716
>I know, just had a tiring day at work is all
>Heh, my resting bitch face doesn't help either
Give her a tired smile and continue what I assume would be socializing. No need to show my powerlevel, no good would come from that anyway.
