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The IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) rap
2016-07-02 06:20:51 Post No. 29669222
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The IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) rap
Anonymous
2016-07-02 06:20:51
Post No. 29669222
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I have recently discovered I have IBS, so I wrote a rap to commemorate. Please rate and enjoy.
When I walk into a room I quickly clear it out
Cuz' When I gotta fart I don't fuckin' mess about
My odor brings me cheer when I see them all cringe
Like they just put their nose in a fishy old minge
When I bend right over, I feel a little leak
I will inherit the toilet, blessed is the stink
Give me a cork, or you might get blown away
In a chocolate assault, a gravy foray
Cuz' my bowel (bowel...bowel...bowel...)
Is irritated!
Those normies (normies....normies....normies...)
Filled with hatred!
Cuz' my colon (colon...colon...colon...)
Has got a problem!
So watch out (watch out...watch out...watch out)
For my bottom!
Wet like a sponge and consistency of soup
Better bring a fuckin' towel for when I gotta poop
It explodes out my ass like the 4th of july
It smells like death, Hey - I ain't gonna lie
When I start to wipe, I use the the whole roll
All the soda and the tendies have taken their toll
When I push out the pudding, it leaves a murky mess
But I love the thick gas, I must confess
Cuz' my bowel (bowel...bowel...bowel...)
Is irritated
Those normies (normies....normies....normies....)
Filled with hatred
Cuz' my colon (colon...colon...colon...)
Has got a problem
So watch out (watch out...watch out...watch out...)
For my bottom..........!!!!
