What are some comfy low paying wagecuck jobs.
Looking for a job with
>little to no negro presence
>little to no redneck presence
>not full of chads and stacys
>don't have to deal with customers
there's always those night security jobs
I work as pizza delivery man and it's chill as fuck
>great incentives
>tips + commissions
>get to drive at night
>listen to music and smoke
>restaurants give you free pizza
You have to deal with assholes from time to time but it's mostly good. Nowadays I'm just saving my money to get a new car and work as uber driver.
>>29669230
sounds nice. when everything is said and done how much do you mark per hour?
>>29669221
>there's always those night security jobs
Been there for 9 months
Easy but man the schedule change is hard
become an accountant man, hopefully get a cubicle out of sight somewhere with frumpy women and endless busy work
>>29669863
sounds so middling as an endgame
>>29670009
endgame is death, you just gotta punch the clock till you get there my man
>>29669206
I work as a medical secretary, low pay but pretty comfy.
Cnc operator. I started with no exp. Don't have to talk to customers. I just run my machine and make my parts. Pay is decent
>>29670036
>endgame is death, you just gotta punch the clock till you get there
Work in shipping and receiving in a small-medium sized store.
>work by yourself
>job is super simple (open boxes, places items on cart)
>listen to whatever music I want to
>delivery men are chill as fuck
>sometimes browse the internet when it's slow
Give it a try anon. Try a store around the size of walgreen's or something.
Jobs aren't easy to come by. You'd be better off working with a good employer than working a certain job title. Construction tends to be shit because of how casual it is, someone will call you the night before and tell you to be somewhere with this tool at 7am, you won't get paid on time and will frequently have long stints off
Fast food sucks
Supermarket can be pretty chill. Stacking shelves is chill but suicide tier
Warehouse is chill as fuck, terrible in hot/cold weather. Although these days you will need a forklift license
Bar work is hard to find unless you are a blondie with big tits
>>29669468
I work 3 nights a week, 7 hour shifts, usually Friday, Saturday + some random day a week, most usually Monday. I make around $600 after filling my car, which in my 3rd world country is pretty good, considering a full time, 45 hrs a week minimal wage jobs banks you around $370.
>>29670120
the only that sucked when i was working in fast food is the standing for more than 8 hours part ;-;
>>29669221
I work a half Day shift on my campus public safety division and its ultra comfy
Would recommend you literally do absolutely nothing, and I'm on one of the biggest college campuses in the country.
>>29670952
Do you get to abuse power?
>>29670952
I honestly could but I'm never alone on my shift so there's no way I wouldn't get flack for it. But if you really wanted to burglarize our school, you would need to get our radio frequency and then call in that you're doing work in that particular building. Usually any alarms we get from buildings being worked on (besides duress alarms for obvious reasons) get ignored
Ofc also avoid getting your face on camera and all that
I work third shift at a convenience store. Overlooking the fact that you can get robbed and killed by some violent nigger its pretty comfy most nights
Construction isn't bad. There's a lot of rednecks but they're fine and mostly leave you alone after you say you don't drink bud or watch football, and so long as you don't actively oppose meth-core, like Godsmack or Five Finger Death Punch they won't have a problem with you. Ton of Mexicans but they don't really speak English and are generally decent people.
>working
>comfort
when will you fucking wagies understand that these two things do not go together
>>29669206
Why not warehouse work? The most you'll have to deal with are truck drivers. And they're more socially awkward than half the autistic quacks on this site
>>29671235
Fuck meant to reply to >>29671019Wowow database unoregano
>>29669206
I work in office with 5 people. Don't have to talk to anyone all day, just do my job, get paid well.
I'm an Uber driver and after you get the feel for your city's schedule, it's easy as fuck to make money in little time and requires less genuine human interaction than you'd expect.
>averaging $18hr
>work maybe 6 hours a day
First time in my working life I haven't been tired every day. If you work the night, you get plenty of surge charges and high-frequency but the people are drunk idiots (I saw two Spic girls fighting in the parking lot tonight as I picked up a fare on a x3.2 surge charge, saw a a drunk guy fighting three bouncers the weekend before) If you work the morning, it's super relaxed and you mostly take people to the airport (I netted over $60 on one trip to one of my city's airports on a busy Monday morning) You basically just turn on NPR and autopilot there as they nod off in your back seat. You get coffee, have a cigarette, get a snack whenever you feel like, take off whenever you want. It's really perfect if you're sporadically lazy and a night person. It's basically like being a NEET, but with money.
I woke up at 1pm today and worked the bar let-outs at 2am. Now, I'm going to head out and take people to the airport at 5am and then get breakfast, check my torrents and jerk off/sleep in prep for the next drunk rush tonight.
Beat that!
>>29671297
>Mexicans
>decent people
>tfw they bully you and try to get you injured on the job so there'll be an open spot for one of their hombres to get hired
>>29671425
>NPR
What's that?
>>29671461
Do you live in Cali or so? Here, it's all Tejanos/Nortenos and they're honest, hard working people. I hear they can be animals outside of Texas.
>>29671482
burger BBC
>>29671497
I though it was some auto driving functions. Do cars really come with autopilot these days? I drive a Mazda Familia old enough to do porn so I have no idea.
>>29671425
How often do people request you change the radio?
Did you finance/buy a newish car solely for Uber? How often do people vomit, shit, or have sex in your car
>>29671492
Are you a 512 robot?
>>29671414
I work in an office with some 20 people. Everyone has a room of their own.
>>29671482
National Public Radio. It gets people to shut up and calm down. 9/10 bros will want to lay down some Yeezy on the aux if they enter your car, hearing Sisters of Mercy or Depeche Mode.
>>29671533
713
>>29671519
No, luckily a man was recently martyred to ensure my job remains free of further automation for atleast another decade.
>>29671425
Lmao I did uber, you dont make shit. I love in chicago and at the time uber was taking 20 percent which it's 25 percent now. Plus they take they're safe ride fee and to top it off they don't take tax out. So that 60 dollar ride is instantly cut to around 20 bucks. Then you factor in the fuck load of miles you put on your car which lowers the value, the wear and tear not to mention the 30 bucks in gas everybight and you make less than minimum wage unless you're working 80 to 100 hours a week.
>>29671536
That's even better. What do you do?
I work a call center for tech support. This job position is not for everyone lmao call centers have the highest turnover rate for a reason, but if you can take it, then it's pretty chill. I'm in a position where I'm basically unfireable because of my tenure and their needs so I get away with tons if shit. Super comfy.
>>29670102
I worked in shipping and receiving at a largish doctor's office for bit. It was pretty similar to this.
Easy as fuck. When you're not delivering packages to the right department you can just chill and take it easy. I could play my ipod through a speaker and listen to whatever. There were a few qt3.14 medical assistants who worked there.
10/10 would work again. Pay wasn't great but it was just a summer job.
>>29671520
Sometimes. I can tell the type by now before I get to the pickup
>"Ch/Th/Br/ ad"
>yuppie bar for post-frats full of guys in oversized dress shirts, jeans and casual leather shoes
>talking about jobs their dads got them
>will talk to his bros loudly in the car
>may have a Stacey
>Stacey is drunk and will flirt with me
>"bro, bro, lemme play some Kanye, I wanna hear some dubstep"
Yeah, that's the part I didn't mention. At least once a night a drunk girl wants me to stop what I'm doing and go barhopping with her, or go home with her, or do drugs with her. Houston girls lose their shit after 3 wells. Gay men are more persistent when I pick them up but less obnoxious about it and you can actually talk to them, as opposed to "Oh, thank you. I'm flattered."
No one's pissed/vomited in the car yet (yet) but people will do this weird thing where they want to talk to you about your life, then ask you to turn the music up so they can make out grossly, then ask you more questions. I don't mind so long as no one pulls their dick out, desu. I don't get it, but I don't mind if they're animals that let themselves go after a couple of shots.
>>29671574
I'm something of an archivist, "wading" trough old material. B-)
>>29671558
I rent a car from Uber, 2015 Prius, so it's disposable and gas is not an issue and extremely cheap in Houston (we are the United States oil industry). You can make a week's money in a night or a night's money in a week. It all depends on where and when you drive. That fare I mentioned was my cut. I don't even look at the full fare on the rider's end, unless I'm working out a deal to drive people privately, like I do for my neighbors and occasional regular traveler's.
ie
>fare is $23
>my cut is $15
>they like me
>I agree to drive them every day for $20 even in cash
>I have guaranteed business and cash-flow every day, without Uber fees
Not taxing out also works to my favor, because I know I can write off my car payment, every mile I drive, every coffee I buy while working, every maintenance fee. I'd have to make a shit-ton more money than I'd need to actually owe taxes at the end of the year. You didn't know how to work write-offs and didn't know when to drive or how to network. You belong at a cash register.
>>29671754
Now, in all fairness, the fare-slash in pretty much every city in the U.S. was infuriating. We were printing money before and had no shortage of requests but Uber wanted to strangle the life out of yellow cab and Lyft (as well as any potential ride-share startup) so they slashed fares to rock bottom, fully capable of operating at a loss in U.S. cities, after we made them a 60+billion dollar company. but can all drivers afford that? No. I can. I know my city and my financial needs are very low. A guy from Pakistan supporting his family and trying to send money back home, however...
You hope they'd go the Wal-Mart route and jack prices back up after they've driven out competitors, but you just know drivers won't see a penny of any future fare increases.
>>29671754
Lmao that's even worse you're leasing a shitty prius for 800 a month. You're not making jackshit for all the hours you work. I own my car and have a real job, I was doing uber while i was in between jobs. I make 1k a week working 4 days a week on the computer. You make an astonishing 500 a month if you're lucky and you don't even own your car.
>>29671754
Also it's 90 cents per mile unless they lowered it again. Even at surge rates you're not making shit.
>>29672259
> I own my car and have a real job
I have an old '04 Prius and a Chevy equinox. The Prius is too old and the Chevy is too nice to tear up on these Russian-tier roads, also it hemorrhages gas.
>$800 a month
You got fucked. I don't even pay half that.
Look, obviously you were one of those out of work energy (or related) sector guys we were inundated with who did Uber for a month after you got shit-canned. You didn't know what to do, which is why you complain about the money and hours, which is fine, you didn't know how to handle contract work, otherwise you'd know how to handle the tax write-offs, and now you're bragging about a 4k a month salary, which shows you're a low-level monkey in the tech / energy field.
If you're a young guy with no dependents, especially a student, it's extremely flexible and pays good money for hardly any effort, without intruding into your life, both in terms of other work/study and personal time. It wasn't for you, you got burned and now you're salty and trying very hard to compensate with this little "lmao" stuff. Just get back to cleaning up Poo-jeet's shitty coding and cut this stuff out.
>>29669206
>He thinks blacks and rednecks are the worst
Oh anon, to be young and foolish. The middle aged soccer mom is the worst
>>29673963
This is very much true, but they're mostly house wives, with their husband's credit card and too much time on their hands. Not normally people you work with. Human garbage, all the same.
>be robot introvert
>decide to drive uber
>only give short replies when riders try to initiate small talk with me
>the think i'm unfriendly and give mediocre reviews
>>29673924
I didn't get fucked with anything i mapped out the best times and got tge most money for my time which was still barely anything.
Uber leases start at insanely high prices its clear on their website. With your car lease payment truck payment insurance and gas you're well over 1k in the hole. Add all your other expenses and your driving just to pay for your cars and insurance and food. You got cucked by travis lulz
>>29671596
Same here work in help desk call center for hospitals. It's easy and my pay is $20/hr with decent benefits. Only way to really get fired is by being late constantly and or telling a caller to fuck off or something.
>>29671425
I've been a trucker for almost a year now. I've never had so little contact with other humans in my life, I love it! I could never go back to a warehouse or factory job again.
I'm a college kid who works for my city's public works department. It is quite comfy at least for me and we do different shit everyday and never have to deal with other people. Sometimes I even get sent on my own to do a particular job which is so damn nice compared to my old warehouse job. I'd look into that OP
>>29675335
noice did you have any experience when you got the job? what kinda stuff do you do?
>>29669230
I can't deal with all the stiffs. fuckin assholes
>>29669206
Picky picky picky. I've got the job for you. It's called welfare.
>>29669206
>little to no negro presence
>little to no redneck presence
Get a fucking degree or learn a trade.
>>29669230
What do you do if the customer takes the pizza then slams the door in your face without paying. Then when the pizza place calls them they say that you took the pizza for yourself instead?
I work in my university library cataloguing stuff. its basically scanning old books' barcodes and then putting them in boxes. me and the other guys who work there watch laserdisc movies on an old projector the whole time. we spend the rest of the time listening to music or browsing the internet or whatever.
it's fun, but i get tired being around the other workers all day, even though they're all nice and we have a good time goofing around together.
at night time my job gets maximum comfy. all the employees are gone, i get to clock in and clock out whenever i want (libary is open to 2am), the air is still as the noisier undergrad students are gone, and i can literally do whatever i want. last semester i would work 8pm-midnight or later 5 times a week and just play 3ds the entire time.
the pay is shite, but i don't care too much. it's the comfiest job i've ever had.
>>29675863
my girlfriend says I need to get a job
>>29675878
I have a STEM degree. But am unhireable.
>>29670036
>>29670009
>>29669863
Endgame is saving up enough money so you can live off the interest+growth+dividends of your investments
>>29669206
Library
Black people can't read and nobody is allowed to talk.
>>29669221
This. 99 times out of 100, you'll just be going around alone in empty offices and buildings during the night. In 1 case out of 100, you ID some poor bastard who is working late or call the police. There really isn't a whole lot of pressure on you as long as you make correct reports and do your job the way you're expected.
Only bad thing is that you're pretty much asleep during the day. If I had errands I need to go to, like going to the doctor or the bank or something, I'd have to "stay up" and go there incredibly tired and miss out on sleep. And having a social life's out of the question, but I'm just gonna assume you're okay with that based on the credentials you presented.
>>29671668
Tell me more, I'm living through you now.
