If your waifu suddenly became real and for some weird reason lived next door to you, how would you impress her or befriend her?
PROTIP:
YOU ONLY HAVE 48 HOURS TO IMPRESS HER
IF YOU DON'T SHE WILL BE FUCKED BY CHAD BEFORE DISAPPEARING FOREVER
>>29669082
How do I know she moved in next to me
i would rape her a lot, after 48 hours she would disapear and i would walk scotch free
>>29669082
I would hand her a copy of her own story, so she could know the future.
>>29669254
>scotch free
>>29669082
Easy ask if she would want to join me for steak and watch kung fu movies.
discuss my intimate knowledge of yosakoi with her
>>29669082
I would accidentally bump into her with arms full of books. I would stumble and drop the pile (being careful not to hurt her ofc).
If she is really my waifu she will probably strike up a conversation because she'd be interested in a guy with similar tastes and stuff.
>>29669226
You just... know, somehow.
>>29669475
I hope you know your Japanese.
>>29669082
I don't really have a waifu.
That being said, if a qt girl who liked a lot of the shit I like happened to move in near me, I'd welcome her to the neighborhood and ask if she wanted to hang out sometime, maybe go see a movie or something.
She'll probably say no, and I don't care. She's gone in 48 hours anyway.
>>29669517
But that's not my waifu, silly.
I don't even know who my own waifu is lol. She hasn't found me yet.
>>29669533
May I recommend this qt?
>>29669680
No thanks.
>please keep your waifu she wouldn't want to get passed around like a cheap toy
>wrote the green as muteblock to be honest
>>29669700
Nah man waifus behave like OOP.
Waifu myWaifu = new Waifu(me);
>>29669740
>wrote the green as muteblock to be honest
