bought this shit called earthquake

i drink shitty beer all the time. but this... this should never have been made. ZERO intelligence went into the creation of this beer. It is bad in more ways than i though a beer could be bad.

I had a dream (no pun intended) that it was MLK Day and I forgot it and people got mad at me.

>>29669074
my roommates fireball

please tell me it's not just me who feels like puking when drinking alcohol

i reckon i could be a pretty decent alcoholic if it wasn't for that

>>29669074
Only had a bit of vodka left, sadly I wasn't able to drink myself "stupid" like I normally do.

This is worse, it's still all the dperission but none of the self control., PLeas e for the love of god kill me , I want to die. put a bullet in my head! Pretty ptreyyu please, im on my knees begging! I want t dieeeeeeee

I have 750ml of 80 proof vodka, its 3am saturday morning, and I got my refill of xanax yesterday.

I'm thinking I'll save the bottle until monday to drink on independence day. I assume all the normies are drinking this weekend to celebrate, so why not wait till monday?

Lucky for me, my local store has 4 for $10 deals on cheap wine all the time. Between half and a whole bottle of cabernet gets me just the right about of drunk to chill out.

>>29670423
TFW live in pa, if I want hard liqouer I gotta wait untill morning on a non-sunday non-holiday, FUcking state stores., I need to keep being drunk and get drunker but im fresh out erreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Had some jack daniels, smirnoff vodka, bud light, and a screwdriver.

I hate drinking. Maybe its the people I drink with.

have no booze so forcing myself to stay awake so I can feel drunk from sleep deprivation.

>>29670733
>jack daniels, smirnoff vodka, bud light,

add some cap'n and you'll have the most normie combo of drinks of all time

>>29670754
if you do it long enough, you'll die from exhaustion

>>29670774
I only stay up for a day or two before passing out and if I die that'd be a nice bonus.

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I drank everything now I'm dry I don't wanna go to buy anything it's like 300 m and I don't have the nerves.